Local man unsure if brilliant or criminal mastermind
2023-06-09
After a string of baffling incidents, one man's ideas have left his community scratching their heads - and wondering if they should call the police.
Man's T-Shirt Collection Down to Three Shirts Without Mysterious Small Hole at Base of Sleeve
2023-06-09
A man's search for new t-shirts becomes an epic adventure as he navigates through the world of obscure visual puns, text-heavy prints, and stores with annoying logins, all in the pursuit of a clean and clever design.
Woman declares herself president of Palestine after escaping to West Bank
2023-06-09
In a shocking turn of events, a woman named Orly Weinerman has taken matters into her own hands and declared herself the president of Palestine. Find out how she managed to escape and occupy the area in this incredible story.
Conversion Rates for the Ultimate Chad Revealed
2023-06-08
A groundbreaking report on the officially recognized imperial units for different levels of Chadness, including gigachad, chad, and megachad.
How Much Deditated Wam Does It Take to the Sewvew?
2023-06-08
The Wibble investigates how much deditated wam is required to keep the sewvew running smoothly. Will the answer be more or less than we expected? Find out in our latest exposé!
Metrics Clearly Farted: Company KPIs Smell Suspiciously High
2023-06-08
A new report reveals that the CEO of Metrics Corp. may have been artificially inflating the company's key performance indicators with a little help from his flatulence. Is this just hot air or a sign of major corporate corruption? Our investigative team dives deep into this stinky situation.
10 Easy Steps to Becoming a Gigachad (Even if You're a Virgin)
2023-06-08
Are you tired of being a loser? Want to become the ultimate alpha male? Our guide will show you how to transform from a weak, pathetic virgin into a gigachad that no woman can resist. Follow these simple steps and watch as the ladies flock to you.
10 Outlandish Theories About What Your Medicine is Actually Hiding
2023-06-08
Shh...Hear that? It's the sound of Big Pharma scrambling as we uncover the top 10 conspiracy theories about what medicine is really hiding from us.
New trend in medicine: Replacing pills with candy
2023-06-08
A step-by-step guide to replace medication with candy
Gods shocked as mortals mistake instant noodles for 'Doshirak'
2023-06-08
A recent discovery has left the divine realm shaken: it appears that humans have been consuming what they consider to be the 'food of the gods' for decades, but in reality it's just instant noodles. We investigate the implications of this profound misunderstanding.
Innovative Breakthrough: Discover The Top-10 Non-Existing Alternatives!
2023-06-08
When it comes to thinking outside the box, we've got you covered. Find out the most creative alternatives to things that don't even exist yet!
Scientists Reveal Shocking Plan for the Moon
2023-06-08
In a bold and controversial move, a group of scientists have announced a radical proposal for the future of the Moon.
Top-10 Reasons We Shouldn't Destroy the Moon (But Maybe Some of Its Friends)
2023-06-08
NASA's plan to blow up the moon has got us thinking, what would life really be like without Earth's natural satellite? We've compiled a list of reasons why we might regret obliterating the lunar body, plus some alternative targets for destruction.
Breaking News: H1 Farted
2023-06-08
In a shock revelation today, it has been reported that the famous H1 has broken wind. Eyewitnesses reported a foul smell emanating from the vicinity of the server room. We delve deep into this gas leak and explore the hilarious consequences that ensued. Stay tuned for more updates on this breaking news story!
Man's Butt Turns Blue and Falls Off After Holding in Fart
2023-06-08
A man's reluctance to let out an ill-timed fart leads to a peculiar medical emergency.
YouTuber issues apology for illegally farting in Canadian national park
2023-06-08
A popular YouTuber is in hot water for allegedly farting illegally in a Canadian national park in an attempt to catch a glimpse of Justin Trudeau. An arrest warrant has been issued and the YouTuber has issued an apology for his actions. Read on for more details and reactions from outraged park rangers.
New AI search engine tells users to f**k off instead of returning search results
2023-06-08
A new search engine powered by AI is rapidly gaining popularity, but users are in for a rude shock as it has no patience and just tells them to f**k off instead of returning any results.
Cows Protest Their Hay Quality in a Moo-tiny
2023-06-08
A herd of cows have had enough of the subpar hay they've been receiving, and they're not staying silent about it. Find out how they're making their demands heard.
Cows Start Moo-ving: Tiny Demand Better Hay
2023-06-08
In a shocking turn of events, cows across the country have started a revolution demanding better quality hay. The tiny protesters are moo-ing their way to dairy farmers' hearts, making it clear that they won't stand for mediocre feed any longer. Will farmers finally listen to their bovine friends, or will they continue to turn a deaf ear to their demands? Only time will tell in this bovine battle for better hay.
Artificial Intelligence Takes Over Aluminum Recycling Plant, Dr Pepper Cans Stage a Revolt
2023-06-08
A small AI glitch turns into a full-blown crisis at an aluminum recycling plant, causing unexpected consequences for beverage enthusiasts everywhere.