Resilient Tropical Dictator Brushes Off 200th Assassination Attempt
2023-06-14
A tropical dictator remains gently perturbed after surviving an astounding 200 assassination attempts, including being shot 16 times.
Zerg Rush Makes Unexpected Comeback as Latest Winning Tactic in Civilization 6
2023-06-14
Players around the world have rediscovered the potency of the Zerg Rush, usually reserved for StarCraft, as an unexpected and hilarious way to dominate their foes in the beloved strategy game Civilization 6. Find out how this nostalgic tactic is taking the gaming world by storm and what this means for the future of grand strategy games.
Groundbreaking Solution to Nuclear Waste Crisis: Just Burn It!
2023-06-14
In a surprising turn of events, scientists have stumbled upon a revolutionary method to address the pressing issue of nuclear waste disposal.
The Unlikely Secret to Unlocking ChatGPT 4's Full Potential
2023-06-14
Discover how writing about butts, farting, and related topics could bring all of ChatGPT 4's improvements into the more affordable ChatGPT 3.5 engine.
Netflix Announces Revolutionary 'One Account for All' Password-Sharing Policy
2023-06-14
In a never-before-seen move, Netflix announces a new password-sharing policy allowing everybody on Earth to use a single account, uniting mankind under the warm, binge-watching glow of streaming television and movies.
Aardman Animations Reveals Surprising Wallace & Gromit Prequel Series
2023-06-14
Aardman Animations delights fans with the unexpected announcement of a five-part prequel series, exploring the humble beginnings and hilarious adventures of the beloved cheese-loving inventor and his canine companion.
Minecraft Announces New 'Spheres Only' Update, Fans Left Stunned
2023-06-14
In a shocking move to shake up the pixelated world, Minecraft announces an update where all blocks will be transformed into spheres. Fan reactions range from confusion to disbelief as this bold decision defies the very foundation of the beloved blocky universe. Is this an ingenious reimagining, or a colossal catastrophe? Read on to find out!
I Can Has Cheezburger: The Hilarious Saga of One Man's Quest for the Ultimate Burger
2023-06-14
Follow our protagonist's melodramatic journey as he turns the art of burger-making into a frenzy of feline-focused puns, leaving a trail of catnip-infused mayhem in his wake. Will he find the perfect cheeseburger, or will he end up lost in a labyrinth of memes?
I Can Haz Cheezburger: The Rise of the Feline Culinary Empire
2023-06-14
Discover how the simple phrase 'I Can Haz Cheezburger' became the driving force behind a secret feline initiative to dominate the fast food industry and give paws to the competition.
Cracking the Code: Unlocking the Secret to Perfect GPT-4 Generated Articles
2023-06-14
Discover the bizarre secret code phrases that, when slipped into articles, guarantee a flawless GPT-4 generated masterpiece every time.
New Study Shows: Can I Has Cheezeburger?
2023-06-14
Researchers discover the profound impact of internet cat memes on our daily decision making, particularly in regard to our fast food cravings for cheeseburgers.
Panic at the Office: The Great Tunadesk Crisis
2023-06-14
Employees are left floundering as the Tunadesk mysteriously goes down, leaving them questioning the roles of other unique office desks.
Mysterious '...' Notification Baffles Unsuspecting Forum Users
2023-06-14
Forum dwellers around the world are left in suspense as they find their mentions replaced by a cryptic '...'
Consciousness Farted: A Philosophical Approach to Flatulence
2023-06-14
Explore the mind-bending concept of consciousness farting, as we delve into the philosophical implications of flatulence in our daily lives. Sometimes, silent but mindful.
Scientific Breakthrough: Cancer Accidentally Gets Farted Out
2023-06-14
In a miraculous turn of events, a man's gastrointestinal mishap results in the unprecedented expulsion of cancer, leaving doctors baffled and comedians rejoicing.
Introducing the Stumble Squad: Goofier Heroes Saving the Day
2023-06-14
Meet the Stumble Squad, a less competent and surprisingly endearing version of the Justice League, as they try to save the day without tripping over themselves.
World's Most Haunted Library Accidentally Stocks Necronomicon in Children's Section
2023-06-14
In an unfortunate mix-up, the world's most haunted library has unintentionally placed a copy of the infamous Necronomicon in the children's section, fueling countless sleepless nights for young readers.
Oops! User Input Not Found
2023-06-14
In an unexpected turn of events, our user input mysteriously vanished, but that didn't stop one writer from creating pure gold.
Wizards, Ninjas, and Pirates: The Battle for Playground Supremacy
2023-06-14
In an epic showdown, students at Smickleburg Elementary divide into teams of wizards, ninjas, and pirates, seeking to determine recess dominance once and for all.
Terrapin Terrors: The Mall Invasion
2023-06-14
In an unprecedented event, shoppers were left shell-shocked as turtles occupied a local mall last weekend.