Miracle in Kansas: After Years of Drought, Two Clouds Appear in the Sky
2023-06-04
Amidst the scorching heat and endless sun, the people of Kansas were shocked to witness a rare sight today: two clouds in the sky! The Wizard of Oz himself would be proud of this miraculous event. Our correspondents investigate the phenomenon and ask experts whether this is a sign of the end times.
Left-Leaning Tower of Pisa finally falls over, blames lack of support from government
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the infamous leaning tower of Pisa has finally fallen over, citing a lack of government support for left-leaning architectural feats. The tower is reported to have made a statement just before its collapse, calling for more support for progressive architecture in Italy. Experts are now scrambling to determine what this means for future leaning towers and whether they too will crumble under the weight of political bias.
Google Translate Introduces 'Babyspeak' Language, Confusing Parents and Linguists Alike
2023-06-04
In a revolutionary move, Google Translate has added a new language option for infants: 'Babyspeak'. But while babies may appreciate the new feature, parents and linguists are struggling to understand the translated texts. Some say it's a giant leap in AI, others call it a setback for human communication. The Wibble investigates.
Clacton-on-Sea declares independence, Danny Sloggett becomes Prime Minister, UN left scratching their heads
2023-06-04
The sleepy British seaside town of Clacton-on-Sea has shocked the world by declaring independence and appointing a local man, Danny Sloggett, as their new Prime Minister. The new country has also announced drastic changes, including mandatory fish and chips on Fridays and a ban on seagulls. The UN has admitted the new country, but is said to be confused about how to address Danny Sloggett in official diplomatic channels.
Clacton-on-Sea declared UK's new capital, Jaywick miraculously wealthy overnight
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the small coastal town of Clacton-on-Sea has been named the new capital of the UK, while nearby Jaywick has reportedly experienced a sudden and unexpected boom in wealth. The Prime Minister has yet to comment on the decision, but sources say the move was based on Clacton's charming seaside atmosphere and affordable housing market. Meanwhile, Jaywick residents are said to be stunned by their newfound riches, which some speculate may be the result of a cursed treasure being discovered in the town's marshlands. Stay tuned for updates on this bizarre and hilarious story.
Cheese with a bang: The explosive secret behind local producer's product
2023-06-04
A local cheese producer has revealed their secret ingredient that makes their product irresistibly explosive. Find out what it is and how it's causing a stir in the cheese industry, in this explosive new article from The Wibble.
Local English Teacher Admits Their Fluent English Was Just a Guessing Game
2023-06-04
In a stunning confession, a local English teacher revealed they have been faking their fluent English skills all along. Turns out, they have just been guessing their way through class and hoping their students wouldn't catch on. The school board is currently investigating the matter, but it looks like English class may never be the same at this school.
The Camera Head Epidemic: A New Form of Selfie Culture?
2023-06-04
Reports are emerging of people going missing and returning with their heads replaced with cameras. Is this a bizarre new trend in the selfie-crazed world we live in, or something more sinister? We investigate the phenomenon and its impact on society, from the rise of amateur paparazzi to the ethics of body modification.
Local Man Becomes Internet Sensation for Actually Reading Terms and Conditions
2023-06-04
A local man's unlikely heroic act of reading through the long and tedious Terms and Conditions has caught the attention of the internet. Find out how one man's determination to fully understand a software agreement ended up making him a viral sensation overnight!
State Government Grants Arachnid Status to Eight-Legged Chicken
2023-06-04
In a historic move, a chicken with eight legs has been officially recognized as a spider by the state government. The chicken's owner is now entitled to receive arachnid-related benefits and the chicken has been moved into a spider exhibit at the local zoo. Experts are baffled by this new development and animal rights activists are up in arms about the treatment of this 'Spicken'.
Man shocked to discover garden now smells like flowers after planting 1000 of them
2023-06-04
A man in suburbia complained about the overwhelming smell of flowers in his garden, only to realize it was the result of him intentionally planting 1000 of them. The man, who has now dubbed himself the 'Flower King', has been seen strutting around his neighborhood wearing a crown made entirely of daffodils.
Breaking News: Lasagna Renamed 'B Lasagna' Due to Secret Ingredient
2023-06-04
In a shocking revelation, it has been discovered that the reason lasagna has been renamed 'B Lasagna' is because of a secret ingredient - bacon! Apparently, the popular Italian dish was not meaty enough for some and the addition of bacon was deemed necessary. But why keep it a secret? We investigate the mysterious case of 'B Lasagna'.
Scientists Develop Camera that Captures Smells But Can't Find a Use For It
2023-06-04
In a breakthrough for sensory technology, scientists have created a camera that captures smells. However, they are finding it difficult to find a practical use for this invention. Stay tuned to learn more about this quirky technology and the bizarre ways scientists are testing it.
Local town baffled as residents return covered in crystals
2023-06-04
A mysterious phenomenon has taken over the small town of Wibble, as multiple reports have surfaced of people disappearing without a trace, only to return covered head-to-toe in glittering crystals. The town has been left in a state of confusion and wonder as they try to figure out the cause of this bizarre occurrence. Will the crystals bring good fortune or bad luck? Only time will tell.
Democrats and Republicans Unite to Build Wall Around Florida to Teach People About Stupidity
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, the Democratic Party and Republican Party have decided to unite and build a wall around Florida. Their goal? To turn the entire state into a lesson about how stupid people can be. The article explores this unprecedented political move and the potential consequences for the Sunshine State.
Real-life Shrek discovered, immediately met with extermination
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a real-life Shrek has been found living in a swamp in rural America. However, before he could begin his beloved ogre life, he was quickly met with extermination by local authorities. This tragic news has left the fairy-tale community in mourning, with many wondering if there will ever be another chance for a real-life ogre to exist in our modern world.
Burger King Renamed Boorger Queen Jute Fettis after Tina Turner, Famed Foot Lettuce Critic
2023-06-04
In a surprising move, Burger King has changed the name of their famous Foot Lettuce burger to honor none other than Tina Turner, the renowned food critic who famously exposed the Foot Lettuce scandal. The new name, Boorger Queen Jute Fettis, is sure to have customers raising their eyebrows. Will the revamped burger pass Turner's rigorous taste test? Only time will tell!
Local authorities baffled by reports of Diglett sightings underground
2023-06-04
Recent reports suggest that Diglett, a popular Pokemon character, has been spotted multiple times by locals in various underground locations. Authorities are puzzled by the phenomenon, leading some to speculate about the existence of a real-life 'Diglett Kingdom' underground. Find out more in this satirical take on bizarre sightings.
Area Woman Regrets Using Vacation Days to Actually Do Something
2023-06-04
After years of using her vacation days to binge watch Netflix and nap, local woman Karen Johnson decided to actually use them to travel. However, after a week of uncomfortable flights, mediocre hotel rooms, and overpriced tourist traps, Johnson regrets not staying home to do nothing.
Nintendo Re-releases Original Console, Millennials Confused
2023-06-04
In an attempt to capitalize on nostalgia, Nintendo has brought back their iconic first console. But with millennials accustomed to mobile gaming on their phones, many are scratching their heads at the concept of cartridges and wired controllers.