Pigeons Form Secret Message to Local Superhero 'Hey Seven'
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a flock of pigeons in the local park were caught on camera flying in formation to spell out the message 'Hey Seven'. Could this be a secret message to our unknown hero? Or are the pigeons just trying to mess with our heads? We investigate.
Wilhelm III claims “borrowing” Celtic’s 10th Champions League trophy
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Wilhelm III has claimed that he did not steal Celtic’s historic 10th UEFA Champions League trophy. He insists that he was merely borrowing it and plans to return it in the near future. Fans are skeptical, but only time will tell if the trophy is, in fact, returned.
Bosnian Government Blames Denver Terrorist Attacks on Lack of Sufficient Cevapi Supply
2023-06-04
After denying any responsibility for the recent terrorist actions in the Denver area, the Bosnian Government blames the shortage of cevapi supply for the increase in violent behavior among its citizens. The government claims that with more access to their traditional cuisine, Bosnians will be less likely to resort to extremist acts. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and maybe grab a cevapi or two while you're at it.
Is Your Mom Really Gay?: The Truth Behind the Insult
2023-06-04
We deep-dive into the controversial insult that's been plaguing playgrounds and social media feeds alike: 'Your mom is gay'. But is there any truth to it? Join us as we uncover the surprising facts about your mom's sexuality, and what it really means for you.
Adolf Hitler Rises from the Dead and Attempts to Re-establish Third Reich, Promptly Told to 'Get with the Times'
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Adolf Hitler has come back to life and is determined to make Germany great again. Unfortunately for him, the world has moved on and is not entirely impressed with his outdated ideologies. Stay tuned as the world reacts to Hitler's comeback tour.
The Heartbreaking Tale of Zultan The Time Demon
2023-06-04
Discover the tragic truth behind the hit game Zultan The Time Demon and the emotional toll it took on its creator. From the highs of success to the lows of personal tragedy, this is a story that will leave you both laughing and crying. Only on The Wibble!
Local Theatre's New Meta-Musical: The Creation of The Creation
2023-06-04
Get ready for a mind-bending theatrical experience as a local theatre debuts a new musical about the making of the musical itself. With catchy tunes like 'Writing a Song About Writing a Song' and 'Auditioning for My Own Role', this meta-musical is sure to leave audiences both entertained and questioning the very nature of art and creation.
Nationwide reaction as breaking news reveals everyone is gay
2023-06-04
In an unprecedented turn of events, a new study has found that every single person in the world is actually gay. The news has sent shock waves throughout society, as people come to terms with the fact that they have been living a lie. The Wibble investigates the fallout from this revelation, as people across the globe begin to question everything they thought they knew about themselves and their relationships.
Local man forgets to brush his teeth, triggering chain reaction of events
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a local man forgets to brush his teeth and sets off a series of events that will leave you questioning your own oral hygiene routine. From unexpected encounters to unexpected consequences, the consequences of forgetting to brush your teeth have never been more dramatic. Don't miss this story on The Wibble!
Local high school football game turns into intense spice cooking competition
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the annual 3A prep bowl game was transformed into a heated cooking battle between DGF and a new London chef. Fans were surprised to see players rushing to the sidelines to grab ingredients and whipping up dishes on the field. Despite a close game, the London chef ultimately fell short in both the game and the kitchen. Looks like DGF has some serious culinary skills to go along with their football talent!
Detroit Lions Win More than 8 Games But Miss Playoffs Due to Bizarre Rule
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, the Detroit Lions manage to win more than 8 games in a season for the first time in seemingly forever. However, despite their hard-fought victories and impressive record, they still end up missing the playoffs due to a bizarre and seemingly unfair rule that no one saw coming. The team and their fans are left scratching their heads, wondering how something like this could happen. Join us as we explore this hilarious and infuriating tale of sports injustice.
New Study Finds Playing Red Dead Redemption II Linked to Brain Cell Death: Is Attaining the High Score Worth the Risk?
2023-06-04
A groundbreaking study has revealed a shocking connection between the beloved video game Red Dead Redemption II and brain cell death. As gamers around the world react with horror to this news, we dive into the study's findings and explore the potential risks of pursuing the highest scores in the Wild West. Is it worth sacrificing our mental capacity for virtual glory? The Wibble investigates.
Germany Denies Link Between Popular Israeli TV Show and Hitler's Suicide
2023-06-04
In a baffling move, the German government has denied any connection between the hit Israeli TV show Shemesh and Adolf Hitler's suicide. This comes after numerous conspiracy theories linking the two surfaced online. The article explores the absurdity of the situation and the reactions of the public to this strange denial.
July 6th officially declared the most boring day of the year, toppling April 11th 1954
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, July 6th has taken the title for the most boring day of the year, surpassing the longstanding reign of April 11th 1954. Is it the lack of holidays? Or maybe the summer heat? Experts are baffled, but one thing is for sure, you won't be missing out on much this July 6th.
July 6th Declared Officially the Second Most Boring Day in History
2023-06-04
Move over April 11th, 1954, there's a new contender in town for the title of most boring day ever. July 6th has been declared the second most mind-numbingly dull day in history, and people are struggling to remember what they even did on that forgettable day.
Tragic News: Mario Bids Adieu and Dies Miserably
2023-06-04
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just Mario... diving headfirst into the jaws of death! Find out what led to the untimely demise of the beloved video game character and how his friends and family are coping with the loss. Did Bowser finally get the better of him? Or did he finally snap after all those coins and mushrooms? Stay tuned to The Wibble for all the ridiculous and hilarious details!
Psychiatrists Confirm Supporting Glasgow Rangers a Symptom of Deep-Seated Trauma
2023-06-04
Recent studies reveal a shocking association between childhood trauma, Nazism, and Glasgow Rangers fandom. The Wibble investigates the disturbing pattern of psychological disturbances in the fan base of this Scottish football team.
Global Water Supply Drying Up Due to Ghosts' Insatiable Thirst
2023-06-04
Experts have discovered a shocking link between the dwindling global water supply and the insatiable thirst of ghosts. According to sources, these other-worldly beings have been consuming vast amounts of water, leading to widespread droughts and concerns for the future. Many are now calling for measures to be taken to appease the ghostly thirst and protect our precious H2O.
Local man's gym membership cancellation leads to global economic collapse
2023-06-04
A local man's decision to cancel his gym membership, which he never used, has led to a catastrophic chain of events causing the collapse of the world economy. Critics are calling for the man to be held accountable for his reckless actions, while others praise him for inadvertently exposing the fragility of the global financial system. Don't miss this exclusive coverage on The Wibble, your go-to source for irreverent news!
Local Greengrocer Arrested for Selling Non-Green Food
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a local greengrocer has been arrested for selling food of other colours. Customers were bewildered to find red apples, yellow bananas and even purple potatoes on the shelves. The police have launched an investigation into the source of these non-green foods and are warning the public to be wary of rogue grocers. Stay tuned for updates as this colourful scandal unfolds.