Apple Announces Revolutionary New Product for Its 'Stupid' Customers
2023-06-11
In a bold move, Apple has acknowledged what everyone already knew - it thinks its customers are stupid, and it's providing them with a product to match. The announcement has raised eyebrows and laughter in equal measure, but what does this mean for the future of the tech giant? Read on to find out!
Car's extended warranty reminds owner of their mortality
2023-06-11
A mundane reminder turns into a morbid realization for car owner
Netflix announces new Spectreman reboot
2023-06-11
Fans of the classic Japanese superhero will be thrilled to learn of Netflix's plan for a modern version of Spectreman
Exclusive interview with Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat: his secret ice cream recipe revealed
2023-06-11
We met with the iconic fighter Sub-Zero to discuss his culinary skills and learn about his favorite frozen treat. Little did we know he had a surprise in store for us...
Local Man Disappointed to Find Homer Simpson Is Not Real Person
2023-06-11
A local man's childhood dream of meeting Homer Simpson has been shattered after making a shocking discovery.
Scientists Develop New Exercise Routine Inspired by Political Maneuvering: The Move Zig
2023-06-11
Breaking news! Researchers have discovered a new exercise routine that mimics the zigzagging movements of politicians trying to avoid tough questions and controversial topics. Dubbed 'the Move Zig,' this workout promises to keep your body moving and your mind sharp as you navigate through various obstacles. So put on your running shoes and get ready to channel your inner politician with this fun and challenging new fitness trend!
Wibble Contributors Organize 'Moms Don't Need OAuth' March Over Privacy Concerns
2023-06-11
The Wibble is under fire as contributors fear their moms will find out what kind of articles they're writing thanks to a new OAuth integration. Find out how they're fighting back.
World Headlines Emptier Than a Hipster's Wallet: No Newsworthy Events Happened Today
2023-06-10
The Wibble reporters scoured the globe, but came up empty-handed in the search for any noteworthy events. Is the world just on pause or are we living in the most boring period of all time? Read on to find out.
DeepMind AI Takes Over Job of Useless Programmer by Creating Efficient Bogosort Algorithm
2023-06-10
You can now say goodbye to the headache of sorting data with the DeepMind AI's latest invention - the world's most efficient bogosort algorithm!
Diablo 4 Doesn't Live Up to Its Name, as Diablo is Nowhere to Be Found
2023-06-10
Fans of the popular action role-playing game franchise Diablo were disappointed to discover that Diablo 4, the latest installment, doesn't actually contain the iconic demon. Instead, players are left to battle a myriad of other demons in the game. The Wibble takes a closer look at this unexpected turn of events.
The Ankh-Morpork Revolution Continues: Lord Vetinari Elected President of the United States
2023-06-10
Political shake-up as the cunning Lord Vetinari trades his Patrician robes for the Oval Office.
Saudi Arabia's Friendly 'Firework Display' Killed 85 in Yemen
2023-06-10
A celebratory warehouse explosion resulted in at least 85 casualties after horrifying images show a massive crowd crush. While the Houthis blamed the deaths on Saudi gunfire, Saudi Arabia claimed it was just a friendly firework display. Stay tuned for more ridiculous excuses!
Gribnit outbreak ravages local community
2023-06-10
An alarming number of residents have fallen ill and broken out in hives due to the recent gribnit outbreak, leaving locals baffled as to the cause of the mysterious illness.
Gromit embarks on a mission to the afterlife in new Wallace and Gromit movie
2023-06-10
Aardman Animations' iconic duo is back with a new adventure, as Gromit builds a machine to travel to the afterlife in search of Wallace, who must return home to stop Feathers McGraw's latest plan.
Man Successfully Evades Girlfriend with Radar Notching Technique
2023-06-10
A man shares his unique strategy for avoiding an angry significant other using radar notching. Find out how he pulled it off and whether it's a technique you should try.
Daleks Demand Better Representation in Sci-Fi Genre
2023-06-10
The iconic villains from Doctor Who are speaking out about their lack of roles in other sci-fi franchises
Outrage as Island of Misfit Toys is to be repurposed as military base
2023-06-10
Children's beloved sanctuary to be destroyed for the sake of national security in shocking political maneuver.
New gender identity emerges: Meet the time-conscious ISO8601sexuals
2023-06-10
A new gender identity has emerged, with individuals who identify as ISO8601sexuals and use pronouns tick/tock. These individuals are known for always letting time get the best of them and have a unique outlook on life.
Portal to Alternate Universe Opens in New York, Alters Reality in Bizarre Ways
2023-06-10
A recent portal opening has led to unexpected changes in New York, including the destruction of the White House, changes in fashion expectations, and the replacement of streets and cars with rivers and boats. Find out more about this fascinating alternate reality.
World leaders shocked as all men are forced to act like girls
2023-06-10
Controversy erupts as new law requires men to use female restrooms, wear dresses, and use pads. Feminists cheer, while men’s rights activists lament.