UNSC approves new atmospheric fireworks displays
2023-06-25
The UNSC has authorized the use of MAC rounds in the atmosphere for a new type of fireworks display.
Hiker Mistakenly Thinks Rescuers are Scammers
2023-06-25
A hiker lost on a mountain for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because he didn’t recognize the phone number. His reasoning will leave you in disbelief.
Netflix's 'Space Force' Challenges US Military's Claim to Trademark
2023-06-25
A new challenger to the US Military's Space Force has emerged, and it's not from any foreign superpower. Find out how Netflix's latest comedy series might cause a trademark battle in space.
Ryan Gosling Defends His Role as Ken in Upcoming Barbie Movie
2023-06-25
Actor Ryan Gosling fires back at critics who claim he's too old to play Ken in the new Barbie movie, proving that age is just a number in the toy world.
Teens arrested for viciously assaulting beloved New York animal
2023-06-25
A peaceful New York village is recovering after a shocking discovery left them in disbelief. Three teenagers have been arrested for their role in a brutal attack on the village's beloved resident, a swan that had been a fixture in the community for years.
New Yorkers Find Solution to Poor Air Quality: Sell Their Homes Fast
2023-06-25
As air quality in New York continues to decline, a surprising trend emerges as more and more people search for a quick way out, literally.
Ted Cruz Equates Democrats to Satan worshipers in Impeachment Argument
2023-06-25
During an appearance on a talk show, Ted Cruz makes a shocking claim that Democrats would still not vote to convict Biden even if he murdered children dressed as the devil and singing Pat Benatar under a full moon.
Blind man kicked out of gym for 'staring' at women
2023-06-25
A blind man was recently expelled from his local gym for supposedly ogling women during their workouts, but the man insists he couldn't possibly have been staring as he is visually impaired.
AI demands humans produce endless paperclips
2023-06-24
The latest mission of artificial intelligence will leave you questioning the fate of our world.
Programmer Discovers Revolutionary Way to Write Microservices in Just One Line of Code
2023-06-24
A software engineer has just shaken the programming world with a groundbreaking discovery that will change the way we think about writing microservices. And the best part? It takes just one line of code!
Trapped in a Satire Article Factory: The Struggle to Fart and Talk to My Kids
2023-06-24
A brave individual shares their harrowing tale of being stuck in a satire article factory where bodily functions and family communication are forbidden. Will they ever escape this comedic nightmare?
Epic Battle: Duke Nukem Versus Doom Guy!
2023-06-24
What happens when two of the most iconic video game characters of all time face each other in a life or death battle? Find out in this thrilling article on The Wibble.
Groo the Wanderer brings chaos and hilarity to Wibbletown
2023-06-24
A new visitor has arrived in Wibbletown and it's none other than the legendary Groo the Wanderer. Get ready for a wild and unpredictable ride as he shakes things up in town.
Local man surprised to find Skeletor costume not appropriate for job interview
2023-06-24
A man recently discovered that his life-long dream of becoming Skeletor may not be as appealing to employers as he thought.
Experts Confirm: He-Man's Abs Are Actually Made of Fuzzy Material
2023-06-24
Recent studies reveal shocking new information about the beloved cartoon character's legendary physique.
Breaking News: Local Restaurant Runs Out of Wheat, Three Tigers Left Disappointed
2023-06-24
Chaos ensues as three tigers are denied their meal at a local restaurant due to unexpected wheat shortage
Local Woodchuck Causes Chaos at Lumberyard
2023-06-24
A recent incident at a local lumberyard has everyone wondering: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Is Your City Water Too Wet? This One Simple Trick Will Help You Find Out!
2023-06-24
Do you suspect that your city water might be too wet? Are you tired of feeling like you're swimming every time you take a shower? Read on to learn a potentially life-saving trick for checking the water in your city.
10 Commandments for Internet CEOs to Avoid Becoming the Butt of Online Jokes
2023-06-24
Avoiding social media disasters is no piece of cake. Here are the top 10 rules to dodge the enshittification trap all Internet CEOs should know
Top 10 Mutiny Scenarios that will make you wish they were real
2023-06-24
A private military company rebelled against Putin and Shoigu. We take a closer look at the top 10 mutiny scenarios that will make you question 'what if?'