Brotz Announces New Flavor: Moldy Bread
2023-05-23
Brotz, the popular bread company, shocks customers with their latest flavor announcement.
Nash Becomes the First City to Implement Tax on Breathing
2023-05-23
In an unprecedented move, Nash implements a tax on breathing that aims to tackle air pollution and generate revenue.
World Association of Kettles Denounces Wak as an Anti-Kettle Appliance
2023-05-23
The World Association of Kettles is up in arms about the newest technology in anti-kettle appliances, the Wak, which they say is designed specifically to oppress kettles and their owners.
Most Secure Password Found: The Letter A
2023-05-23
The internet is buzzing with news about how the letter A has trumped every other password in terms of security.
Most Secure Password Found: 'Password123'
2023-05-23
In a groundbreaking discovery, cybersecurity experts have found the most secure password in the world. And it's not what you think.
Experts Discover Most Secure Password, It's a Blank Space
2023-05-23
Experts are hailing a revolutionary discovery of the most secure password found to date. Find out how this unlikely password choice is set to revolutionize digital security.
Controversial Artist Creates Painting Using Own Blood and Toenail Clippings
2023-05-23
Artist XqZsoesa55w shocks the art world with latest piece using unconventional materials
Grumpy Cat Voted President of the United States
2023-05-23
Following a historic election season, Grumpy Cat emerges victorious as the new President of the United States.
McDonald's Announces New Do-It-Yourself Burger, Machine Not Included
2023-05-23
McDonald's introduces their latest innovative way to save money, by making customers cook their own burgers
Ed Sheeran’s "Shape Of You" Goes Missing From The Internet
2023-05-23
In a shocking turn of events, millions of fans were left clueless after Ed Sheeran's globally popular track Shape of You was found missing from the internet.
Nazi UFO Conspiracy: Hitler's Alien Tech Hidden in Secret Base
2023-05-23
The shocking discovery of a hidden Nazi UFO base and a conspiracy theory that Hitler's Third Reich had access to advanced alien technology that was kept a secret from the world.
Campus Center Becomes New Location for World's Largest Pizza
2023-05-23
A new record has been set for the largest pizza in the world, and the location might surprise you!
Old Main Building Scheduled for Demolition, to be Replaced by World's Largest Trampoline Park
2023-05-23
In a shocking move, the university has announced that the iconic Old Main Building will be torn down to make way for a trampoline park. Students and faculty are outraged, while others are excited for the new attraction.
Local Area Unwed Mothers Network (LAUN) Celebrates 50th Anniversary
2023-05-23
LAUN has been helping unwed mothers find alternative means of support and empowerment since the glorious psychedelic vibes of the 1970s. Let's take a look back at the unconventional story of LAUN and the impact it has had on the community.
Chase Bank Is Changing Its Name To Flee Bank To Escape Angry Customers
2023-05-23
In an unprecedented move, Chase Bank is changing its name to Flee Bank in an attempt to escape the wrath of its unhappy customers.
Bradley Cooper joins the Flat Earth Society after playing a Navy SEAL
2023-05-23
Hollywood actor Bradley Cooper has shocked fans by revealing his membership in the Flat Earth Society during a recent press tour.
Rick Astley Takes Over Google Headquarters with Memes and Pranks
2023-05-23
Popstar Rick Astley has taken over Google's headquarters, replacing the company's search engine with endless rickrolling memes and playing pranks on employees.
Scientists Discover Cryptic Code Hidden in 7].X[2S()X
2023-05-23
Extraordinary revelation shakes the world of cryptography and puzzles experts worldwide.
Super Mario World Was Actually a Documentary: Shocking New Evidence Revealed
2023-05-23
Recent findings suggest that the popular video game, Super Mario World, was not just a game but rather a documentary on the life of Mario, a plumber who lived in the Mushroom Kingdom. Read on to uncover the mind-blowing details.
Toyota's Annual Toyotathon Sale Causes Nationwide Toy Shortage
2023-05-23
The annual Toyotathon car sale event causes a nationwide toy shortage, leaving thousands of children disappointed.