Mount Everest Demands 'Me Time' as Climbers Face Restraining Order
2023-06-06
Mount Everest takes drastic action as climbers are banned from ascending - discover the surprising reason behind the mountain's sudden desire for solitude.
These Top 10 PC Games from the 90s Will Take You on a Nostalgic Ride
2023-06-06
Get ready to take a trip down memory lane with this list of the best PC games from the 90s. From pixelated graphics to unforgettable gameplay, these classics will make you feel like a kid again.
John Lennon Spotted in Local Coffee Shop: Fans in Disbelief
2023-06-06
Reports are coming in that the beloved Beatle John Lennon has been seen alive and well, enjoying a cup of coffee at a popular local cafe. Fans around the world are stunned, with many flocking to the coffee shop in hopes of catching a glimpse of their hero. But is it really him?
L. Ron Hubbard Returns to Earth to Herald Apocalypse
2023-06-06
The creator of Scientology and science fiction writer, L. Ron Hubbard, has returned to our mortal realm to declare the end of days. What does he have in store for us?
Mexico, Canada, and USA unite to dominate the world - on the football field
2023-06-06
The North American countries have a new plan, and it's not about politics - it's all about the game. Find out more about their ambitious project to conquer football and how it can change the global sports scene.
Atletico Madrid declared winners of next 40 LaLiga titles
2023-06-06
LaLiga makes unprecedented decision proclaiming Atletico Madrid as champions for the next four decades
Local drug lord sets ambitious goal to take over Baja California
2023-06-06
A notorious methamphetamine producer and dealer has proclaimed his intention to assert his control over the entirety of Baja California, leaving authorities on high alert.
'Netflix and Chill' Not What Local Man Expected
2023-06-06
A local man was left devastated after discovering the true meaning behind the popular phrase 'Netflix and chill', which doesn't involve streaming services or relaxation.
PSG and Manchester City Disband Due to Arab Oil Hoax
2023-06-06
The football world was left in shock as two of the biggest clubs in Europe announced their dissolution following a revelation about their primary source of funding.
Local Man's Quest to Become Heroic Barry McCockiner Goes Viral
2023-06-06
A local man's attempt to become a heroic figure named Barry McCockiner has taken the internet by storm. Find out more about his journey and why people are following his every move.
NBA Legend Voted as the Worst Person Ever in Online Poll
2023-06-06
A recent online poll has chosen a surprising candidate as the worst person ever. Find out who was chosen and why people are so outraged.
Osama bin Laden's Revealing Online Search History
2023-06-06
Newly uncovered information sheds light on Osama bin Laden's personal interests and internet search habits.
Government Announces Successful Weather Control Program, Citizens Concerned About Lack of Rainbows
2023-06-06
In response to the recent trend of articles about controlling the weather, the government has announced their successful implementation of a weather control program. While many citizens are relieved to have relief from extreme weather events, others are concerned about the lack of rainbows and other natural phenomena. The Wibble investigates the effects of weather control on the environment and the people.
The Top 10 Weirdest PC Games You've Never Heard of
2023-06-06
Get ready for a journey into the strange and obscure with our list of the top 10 weirdest PC games ever created. From a game where you play as a slice of bread to a game where you collect garbage as a robot, we've got it all. But nothing can prepare you for the #1 game on our list, a game so bizarre we had to invent it ourselves. Keep reading to find out what it is!
The Wibble Rises from the Ashes: A Story of Satirical Resurrection
2023-06-06
In a shocking turn of events, The Wibble has been declared dead. But can the power of satire bring it back to life? Find out in this hilarious tale of redemption and rebirth.
Apple introduces revolutionary FaceTime feature
2023-06-06
Apple has just unveiled a groundbreaking new feature for their FaceTime platform. Prepare to be amazed as this innovation changes the way we connect with each other. It's time to say goodbye to zooming in on faces and hello to something else entirely.
Apple Unveils Augmented Reality Goggles: Finally, A Way to See How Much You're Overpaying for Your Coffee!
2023-06-06
In a groundbreaking announcement, Apple has revealed its latest invention: a pair of augmented reality goggles that allow users to see the actual cost of their morning caffeine fix. The goggles, set to be released at WWDC 2023, are rumored to come with a hefty price tag, ensuring you'll never miss a chance to feel superior for owning the newest and most expensive Apple product.
Mark Zuckerberg to Turn Employees into Lizards and Emulate Human Language with New Suit
2023-06-06
In a shocking announcement, Mark Zuckerberg reveals plans to turn himself and his family into lizards, while still maintaining control of Meta (formerly Facebook). He also plans to turn his favorite employee into a lizard and use a new suit with soundboards to emulate human language. Read on to find out more about this bizarre plan.
Elephant Escapes Zoo, Becomes Life Coach for Turtles
2023-06-06
In a strange turn of events, an elephant escaped from the local zoo and stumbled upon a group of struggling turtles. Now, he's taking on the role of their life coach, helping them with everything from managing their time to overcoming their fear of heights. We caught up with the unlikely duo for an exclusive interview.
Mark Zuckerberg's stunning transformation into a lizard leaves government baffled
2023-06-06
In a recent interview, Sasha Gray noticed some changes in Mark Zuckerberg's appearance, including a green shade on his face, scales forming on his body, and a big tongue he used to eat a cockroach. But things took a turn for the worse when Zuckerberg let out a lizard-like fart so strong that it affected the entire area. To make matters even more bizarre, he announced that he and his family were transitioning into lizards and would be turning into full lizards within a year. This left the government in a difficult situation, as they were unsure how to handle 'lizard citizens'. Ultimately, Zuckerberg was forced to leave civilization and live in the forest, leaving the future of Facebook uncertain.