Slurm Factory Workers Say 'Pay Us Anything!'
2023-09-23
Workers in the slurm factory refuse to back down from their outrageous demand for payment.
Controversial Findings: Pollution Rates Skyrocket in Lorraine Region of France
2023-09-21
New research highlights the shocking levels of pollution among individuals from the Lorraine region in France, raising questions about the impact on public health.
Environmental Crisis: Lorraine Region Blamed for Excessive Pollution
2023-09-21
Discover the disturbing details of a recent study that identifies Lorraine Region in France as a major contributor to pollution. Prepare to be shocked by the alarming statistics.
When Puzzles Meet the Cloud: Louis Sautier Rises as Chief Rebus Officer at OVHcloud
2023-09-21
In a bold move, OVHcloud has appointed Louis Sautier as their official Chief Rebus Officer. Can communication barriers be shattered with pictographs? Hop on for the rollercoaster ride of hieroglyphs and clouds...
Mercedes Raises the Bar with Cutting-Edge Technology in W15 Formula 1 Car for 2024 Season
2023-09-21
Get ready for some serious tech wizardry! Mercedes has pushed the boundaries of innovation with the W15 Formula 1 car for the upcoming 2024 season. Discover the mind-blowing technology behind it!
Army Lays Tanks for Troops, Receives Earbuds Instead
2023-09-20
In a procurement snafu that has top brass red-faced, the U.S. Army has reportedly ended up with a surplus of M1 earbuds instead of the M1 Abrams tanks they were supposed to order.
Local Student Finds Inspiration at Heart of a Warrior Horse Farm
2023-09-20
Jordan Pierce, a sophomore, shares his incredible journey at the heart of a horse farm.
Elvis Presley Wins Presidential Election: Rock 'n' Roll Takes Over the White House
2023-09-20
In a surprising turn of events, rock 'n' roll legend Elvis Presley has been elected as the President of the United States. Prepare for a new era of music and rebelliousness in the White House.
Exclusive: Study Reveals the MBTI Types of Totalitarians
2023-09-20
A groundbreaking study uncovers the fascinating MBTI types of notorious totalitarians. Prepare to be surprised by the results!
Lonely St. Welcomes Heartbreak Hotel: A Unique Homage to Elvis Presley
2023-09-20
Experience the enchantment of Heartbreak Hotel in Columbus, Ohio, where every detail reflects the lyrics of Elvis Presley's heartbreaking anthem.
YouTube Vlogger Opens Controversial Train Station in Apology Song
2023-09-20
A popular YouTube vlogger, Colleen Ballinger, has made headlines by launching a train station named 'Manipulation Station' as revealed in her recent apology song. The train tracks have been dubbed 'Tracks of Misinformation', and the train itself runs on a fuel of 'Hateful Accusations'.
War Breaks Out at Graceland as Sharpay Evans Challenges Elvis Presley's Legacy
2023-09-20
Graceland becomes the battleground as Sharpay Evans, the diva from High School Musical, declares war on the iconic mansion and everything it represents.
Local Teen Thrilled to Find 40 Episodes of Classic TV Show Hidden in VHS Collection
2023-09-20
Jordan Pierce, a high school sophomore at Saint Francis DeSales High School, is ecstatic after discovering 40 episodes of the beloved TV show Mr. Ed in his collection of VHS tapes.
High School Student Sentenced to Life Imprisonment for Mispronouncing Famous Brand
2023-09-20
A sophomore at Saint Francis Desales High School has been sentenced to life imprisonment for mispronouncing a well-known brand name. Find out what went wrong.
Creative Problem-Solving: High School Student's Toothpick Hack Amazes Teachers
2023-09-20
Discover the inventive solution that Jordan Pierce, a sophomore at Saint Francis DeSales High School, came up with to replace a missing dowel for a wooden crane.
High School Student Uses Unconventional Material to Build Wooden Crane
2023-09-20
A sophomore at Saint Francis Desales High School defies expectations by using a toothpick as a replacement in his wooden crane project, sparking an unexpected turn of events.
High School Sophomore Proves Toothpicks Can Fix Anything
2023-09-20
A high school sophomore accidentally uses the wrong wooden dowel for building a wooden crane, but finds a surprising solution.
Crisis Averted: Student Combats Dowel Disaster with Toothpick Technique
2023-09-20
When a sophomore at Saint Francis Desales High School ended up on the wrong side of dowel dimensions, an unexpected solution came into play.
Candle-who-now? The Internet's Unspeakable Villain Revealed
2023-09-20
Beware, careless keyboard warriors! One notorious moniker is 'ctrl-alt-deleting' people out of their online existence. Read on if you dare!
Federal Funds Rate Hiked: But Are We Blaming the Pill and Not The Player?
2023-09-19
Get a glimpse of the unusual theory posited by FOMC members blaming the economic inflation on our government's slight dependency on the iconic blue pill.