New Anime Series 'Twenty-Ply': A High Brow Alternative to One Piece for the People of Culture
2023-05-25
For those who find One Piece too pedestrian, a new anime series has arrived to satisfy your refined tastes. Follow the epic journey of a group of anthropomorphic toilet paper rolls as they navigate the treacherous world of the bathroom. With witty dialogue and sophisticated humor, Twenty-Ply is the anime for true connoisseurs.
AI-Generated One Piece Art Inspires Nightmares
2023-05-25
The latest AI experiment has gone terribly wrong, with the creation of truly horrifying One Piece fan art. The images are causing nightmares for fans of the anime, and some are even calling for the AI to be shut down. Read on for a glimpse of these disturbing masterpieces.
Smurfs arrested for illegal blue paint possession
2023-05-25
A group of smurfs were caught by the authorities with gallons of illegal blue paint. The smurfs claim they were just trying to find a new way to express themselves, but the police weren't having any of it. See what happens next in this hilarious article from The Wibble.
Revolutionary 'Time Cube' Theory Proven by Experiments!
2023-05-25
Our team of expert researchers have finally uncovered the secrets of the 'Time Cube' theory, and it will blow your mind! We break down the complex science behind it and explain it in a way even the most clueless layman can understand. Join us as we explore the endless possibilities this discovery brings, from time travel to multi-dimensional existence. Buckle up, because this is going to be a wild ride!
Man Experiences Loss in More Ways than One on Visit to Hospitalized Wife
2023-05-25
Join our protagonist on his rollercoaster journey through hospital corridors as he encounters loss in more ways than one - from talking to a receptionist who has 'lost' her mind to a doctor who has 'lost' his glasses. However, the biggest 'loss' comes when he enters his wife's hospital room only to find her 'losing' her marbles and in tears. Don't miss out on the hilarious pun in the slug line of this witty article!
Groundbreaking Research on Capybaras Leads to Unintended Consequences
2023-05-25
A team of scientists set out to study the fascinating social patterns and eating habits of capybaras, the world's largest rodents. But when they returned from their adventurous expedition, they unwittingly brought back a new discovery: the potent effect of capybara flatulence. Read on to find out how this unexpected side effect might change the scientific community and our understanding of these unique creatures.
New eight-day week proposed in order to accommodate higher frequency of flatulence
2023-05-25
In a surprising move, government officials are considering a proposal to add an eighth day to the week in order to address the increasing number of farts being released by the population. The proposal has been met with both enthusiasm and skepticism, with opponents arguing that this may lead to even more gas emissions.
Breaking News: Old Mutant Ninja Turtles Found Living in Retirement Home
2023-05-25
In a shocking discovery, a group of old mutant ninja turtles have been found living in a retirement home. The once fearsome fighters have traded in their weapons for canes and walkers, leading a peaceful existence until a sudden threat arises. Will the old turtles come out of retirement to save the day, or will they stay in their rocking chairs sipping tea? Find out in our exclusive interview with the geriatric crime fighters.
Cobra Commander appointed as new CEO of major corporation
2023-05-25
In a shocking turn of events, Cobra Commander has been appointed as the new CEO of a major corporation. Rumors have been flying around about the company's new leadership, with insiders revealing that Cobra Commander's ruthless tactics and love for snake-themed accessories won him over during the interview process. Employees are bracing themselves for a new era of terror and chaos in the workplace, but at least they can expect some killer Halloween costumes next year.
Monkey D. Luffy Accused of Treason Against Emmanuel Macron
2023-05-25
In a shocking turn of events, the pirate Monkey D. Luffy has been accused of treason against French President Emmanuel Macron. Sources say that Luffy's crew was plotting to steal the President's croissants - a delicacy that Luffy has been known to covet. Will the Pirate King face justice for his alleged crimes, or will he set sail once again?
Local Man Claims to Have Invented a Time Machine After Two Bottles of Wine
2023-05-25
A local man in a small town claims to have invented a time machine after drinking two bottles of wine. He claims to have traveled back in time to see historical events, such as the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the first moon landing. But is this just the wine talking or has he actually discovered the secret to time travel? Find out in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Study Finds Dinosaurs In Springfield Possess Higher IQ Than Trump
2023-05-25
A new study conducted by Springfield University has found that even the most unintelligent dinosaurs were smarter than former President Donald Trump. Researchers believe this sheds light on the intelligence gap between prehistoric beasts and modern-day politicians.
Breaking News: Luffy Killed by BM-Sama's Mother in One Piece
2023-05-25
In a shocking turn of events, the beloved protagonist of One Piece, Luffy, met his demise at the hands of BM-Sama's mother. Fans are outraged as the Straw Hat Pirate's journey comes to an abrupt end. Will the crew be able to continue their adventure without their captain? Stay tuned for more updates on this tragic event.
Breaking News: Mysterious Creature o_O Discovered!
2023-05-25
Scientists are baffled after a bizarre creature, described only as 'o_O', was discovered in a remote part of the jungle. The creature has huge eyes and a peculiar expression that has left experts scratching their heads. Some are even speculating that it could be an alien or a mutant experiment gone wrong. Stay tuned for updates as we try to unravel the mystery of o_O!
Study Shows: Those Who Knowledge Farted Actually Have Lower IQs
2023-05-25
The latest research on 'knowledge farting' shows that those who constantly spout off random facts actually have lower intelligence than those who don't. Find out why in this hilarious and eye-opening article on The Wibble!
Breaking News: The Truth About Our Writers Revealed
2023-05-25
In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that our writers are actually not robots, but fellow humans just like you and me! We know, it's hard to believe. Get the inside scoop on what it's really like to be a Wibble writer and how they manage to come up with such hilarious content without the assistance of AI technology. Trust us, you won't want to miss this exclusive interview!
Local Woman Debra Takes Social Distancing to the Extreme by Clearing the Area with a Fart
2023-05-25
In a world where social distancing is the norm, one woman has taken it to a whole new level. Debra, a local resident, recently cleared out an entire aisle at her local grocery store with a powerful fart. Eyewitnesses reported smells resembling those of a decaying skunk and a spoiled carton of milk. Is this taking social distancing too far or is Debra simply doing her part to keep others at bay?
This Article is Definitely NOT About Farting... JK It's Poop!
2023-05-25
In this groundbreaking piece, we explore the intricate and taboo topic of poop in all its glory. Sorry, no farting allowed - we're keeping it strictly brown and stinky. Get ready to be amazed (and a little grossed out) by what our experts have to say about this unsung hero of bodily functions.
Monty Python's Knights Who Say Nee Reveal Surprising Reason Behind Name
2023-05-25
In an exclusive interview with The Wibble, the infamous Knights Who Say Nee from Monty Python's Holy Grail have finally revealed the true meaning behind their name. And let's just say, it's not what anyone expected.
Pacman and Ghost on Jerry Springer: Behind the Scenes Confessions
2023-05-25
In a shocking twist, Pacman and one of his ghostly nemeses take to the Jerry Springer stage to reveal the dark secrets of their rivalry. Find out what really goes on behind the scenes of the classic arcade game that has been played for generations. Will they finally make amends, or will this be yet another battle for the ages? Tune in to find out!