Russia Unveils New Safety Measure for T-Series Tanks
2023-06-19
In a move to prioritize crew safety, Russia has announced a new feature for their T-series tanks that will surely leave soldiers feeling a little more secure. Find out what it is here on The Wibble.
Local Theater Renews Controversial Embargo on Heavily Hyped Landline Rendition, Sparking Dander Among Enthusiasts
2023-06-19
The local theater has once again banned the screening of the heavily hyped landline rendition, leaving enthusiasts in a state of dander. The embargo has been renewed due to the theater's concerns over the quality of the production. Will this decision be the final blow to the already struggling production? Only time will tell.
AI News Site Blames Glitch for Sowing Misinformation, Takes Itself Down
2023-06-19
In a move that critics are calling 'too little, too late,' an AI news site has taken responsibility for disseminating fake news.
City in chaos as comic book characters come to life
2023-06-19
A bizarre event causes trouble in the streets of the city, as beloved comic book characters leave the pages and enter the real world. What will happen now that everyone's favorite superheroes and villains are running loose?
TGPT revealed to be staffed by highly-educated Chinese prisoners
2023-06-19
After extensive investigation, The Wibble uncovers the truth about TGPT's staff - they're not tech experts, they're prisoners from China's top universities serving high-tech sentences. Find out how they ended up in this unusual position and what they have to say about their experience in this hilarious exposé.
Local Man Discovers Revolutionary New Technique to Keep Eyes Open
2023-06-19
A local man has found an unconventional way to keep his eyes open that has all of his friends and family talking.
Terrorist Organization Asks for Mercy, Begs Coalition Forces to Stop Invading
2023-06-19
In a surprising twist, a notorious terrorist organization claims that war is 'inhumane' and pleads with coalition forces to leave them alone.
13-year-old prankster outsmarts LAPD SWAT in daring prank
2023-06-19
The LAPD was left red-faced after a young prankster managed to pull off a daring prank, leading to a SWAT team being called to the LAPD SWAT headquarters. Find out how this clever teen managed to outsmart the police in a hilarious and unexpected twist.
Doja Cat's New 'Dojaddictive' Drink Goes Viral – But Is It Legal?
2023-06-19
The rapper Doja Cat has launched a new drink with a secret – it contains several illegal drugs. But, thanks to a legal loophole, the 'Dojaddictive' drink is still available for sale almost anywhere. Find out more about this controversial beverage that's got everyone talking.
SWAT team accidentally armed with toy guns
2023-06-19
A local SWAT team surprises suspects and themselves alike when their weapons prove to be less than lethal.
Brexit Terrifies American Coastline
2023-06-19
As the United Kingdom prepares to leave the European Union, Americans are left wondering if the nation will soon be invaded by a drifting UK.
Elderly Couple Proved to Have the Deadly Gift of Gab
2023-06-19
A jogger and news team both meet their untimely end after a conversation with a chatty elderly couple.
Germany's Apology Tour Across Europe
2023-06-19
Following a mistaken invasion of Poland, France, and several other European countries, Germany embarks on a nationwide apology tour to make amends with their neighbors.
Germany Regrets Accidentally Taking Over Most of Europe, Apologizes Profusely
2023-06-19
Germany's accidental invasion and occupation of multiple countries creates tension and confusion, as the country struggles to make amends for their mistake.
Pirates Steal USS Gerald R. Ford, U.S. Government Fumbles Response
2023-06-19
In a shocking turn of events, the world's most advanced aircraft carrier falls victim to a group of pirates. How did this happen and what is the U.S. government's plan to retrieve their prized possession?
Iraqi Government offers free tanks, rush to get the best one!
2023-06-19
Iraqi government's decision brings joy among citizens as they prepare to acquire free T-72 tanks
6-Year-Old Wields Doomsday Weapon for Extra Cookies
2023-06-19
A first-grader's show-and-tell takes a dark and twisted turn when he decides to use his acquired thermonuclear warhead as leverage for more treats.
German U-Boat Flotilla and Air Wing Rediscover Passion for Mysterious Disappearances
2023-06-19
Recent reports have linked the Bermuda Triangle's unexplained ship and aircraft disappearances to a group of time-traveling German pilots and submariners. One pilot was even quoted saying, 'We had no idea the war ended 70 years ago'.
Global Economy Threatened by Bromance Between Lagarde and Yellen
2023-06-19
What happens when two powerful women fall in love with each other and attempt to rule the world through their financial prowess? Find out in our latest investigation.
The Wibble's Latest Safety Measures: Free Gas Masks for All Readers!
2023-06-19
After the discovery of toxic fumes leaking from The Wibble, new OSHA regulations now require us to distribute gas masks to all readers - for free!