Local Man's Decision to Order a Plain Bagel Leads to World-Ending Catastrophe
2023-06-17
A seemingly innocent breakfast decision snowballs out of control, unleashing chaos on a global scale, all thanks to one unassuming bagel. The Spider-Verse's Spot makes a guest appearance as the ultimate example of the 'Bagel Effect'.
Schools Introduce Radical Initiative to Combat Gender Stereotypes
2023-06-17
Get ready for a major shakeup in the education system as schools across the country implement a bold plan to challenge traditional gender roles and norms.
10 Tools Every Software Developer Needs (and the One You Should NEVER Use)
2023-06-17
Are you a software developer looking to boost your productivity? Check out our top 10 list of must-have tools... and the one that could tank your entire project.
Discord Hacked: Dogs Take Over as New Users
2023-06-17
Discord users left dumbfounded after a malicious hack results in widespread bans and new canine members on the app.
Local Mouse Shocks New York by Becoming the New Mayor, Leaves Cats Fuming
2023-06-17
In a surprising turn of events, a tiny mouse has taken over the mayoral seat in New York, leaving feline citizens less than impressed.
Massive Crowds Flood Streets in Angola for Annual Gaming Night
2023-06-17
Angola's popular annual 'gaming night' event has caused chaos and over-crowding in the streets as thousands of gaming enthusiasts gather for the highly anticipated gaming appraisal.
Car Detailer Takes Cleaning Too Far, Causes Internet Shutdown
2023-06-17
A seemingly harmless car detailer took his cleaning obsession to the next level, causing chaos and cutting off our internet connection. Find out what led to this destructive rampage.
Swedish Town fooled by prankster's remote-controlled plane
2023-06-17
Residents of a Swedish town were left in shock when they mistook a prankster's remote-controlled plane for a sophisticated AI fighter jet.
The Mind-Boggling Mystery Behind the 'Oven' Name
2023-06-17
A deep dive into the curious and perplexing origins of the word 'oven', and the surprising logic behind it
Reddit's r/pics Goes All-In on John Oliver
2023-06-17
The popular subreddit r/pics has made a bold move, announcing that it will now only accept pictures of comedian and TV personality John Oliver. How will users react to this unexpected change?
Tech Guru Jeff Atwood Attempts to Clone Himself but Accidentally Creates Chaos
2023-06-17
In a bold move, Jeff Atwood, co-founder of Stack Overflow, attempts to clone himself using cutting-edge technology. However, things quickly spiral out of control as the Jeff Atwood clones begin to wreak havoc on the tech industry. Will the real Jeff Atwood be able to save the day? Find out in this satirical take on the latest tech craze.
The Horrifying Legend of Who Is Comig
2023-06-17
Local residents are trembling in fear as the legend of 'Who Is Comig' spreads throughout the town. Some say it's a supernatural being while others believe it's a deranged lunatic. The Wibble investigates the origins of this chilling tale and uncovers some shocking truths that will leave you on edge.
Shao Khan turns Mortal Kombat into dance competition, chaos ensues
2023-06-17
The iconic fighting tournament takes an unexpected turn as warriors trade their fists for dance moves. Sub-zero and Scorpion try to keep up, while Kitana and Goro have their own opinions. How will other fighters react?
Breaking News: Monkeys Accused of Farting Epidemic
2023-06-17
Residents shocked as primates let loose a stinky cloud over the city
World Leaders Decree Mortal Kombat Unfit For Modern Society, Replaced With Dance Offs
2023-06-17
Controversy arises as officials look to update their traditions and embrace modern society through the aegis of dance.
Morgan Stanley reaches new high with upgraded Nvidia price target
2023-06-17
The financial world is buzzing with excitement as Morgan Stanley sets an eyebrow-raising target for Nvidia's stock price.
Newly Discovered Evidence Sheds Light on Darth Jar Jar Theory
2023-06-16
Experts unveil a comprehensive proof of the controversial Darth Jar Jar theory that rocked the Star Wars community years ago.
Disney Announces 100th Star Wars Film: A New Hopeless
2023-06-16
Are you tired of never-ending Star Wars films? Well, get ready for the 100th installment of the franchise: A New Hopeless. This time, the rebels will face their biggest challenge yet: running out of ideas. Will Disney and Lucasfilm resort to time travel or mind-reading to come up with a new plot? Only time will tell, but one thing's for sure: the force of capitalism is strong with this one.
Amateur Analyst Discovers The Secret to Binge-watching
2023-06-16
A novice data analyst has discovered a surprising correlation between excessive television consumption and egg roll addiction.
Lost in Translation: The Wibble attempts to write an article in Swahili
2023-06-16
A daring request from a reader has us scouring the internet for Swahili language skills. Will our attempt at translating our hilarious news stories be a success or just plain gibberish?