French Protesters Don't Want to Say Au Revoir to Long Copyrights
2023-05-25
France is shaken as citizens take to the streets to fight against a proposal that would shorten the length of copyrighted works. Will they be able to maintain their love for eternal property rights, or will they have to bid adieu to their beloved intellectual monopolies?
UK Government Announces New Licensing Program for AI
2023-05-25
In a bold move toward regulating artificial intelligence, the UK government has unveiled plans for a national licensing program for AI. While some experts support the move, others worry about the implications for innovation and the potential for bureaucratic red tape. Stay tuned for updates on this cutting-edge development in the world of technology.
'Pattern Recognition' Reception: William Gibson Delivers or Fails?
2023-05-25
The Wibble investigates the mixed reactions to William Gibson's novel 'Pattern Recognition'. Fans praise its insight into modern technology and culture, while critics claim it falls flat. We'll evaluate the book's strengths and weaknesses and see if Gibson's reputation holds up to the test.
Kanye West Changes Name to Kanye East in Bid to Expand His Empire
2023-05-25
In a bold move that stunned the music industry and his fans, Kanye West has announced that he's changing his name to Kanye East. The reason? He wants to expand his empire to the Asian market and is planning to drop a new album with East Asian influences. Will this move pay off or will Kanye become a laughing stock? Find out in our latest article.
Rust Programming Language rebrands to Swear Word
2023-05-25
In a shocking move, the popular programming language Rust has decided to rebrand itself as a swear word. This decision has outraged developers and purists alike, causing a heated debate on the internet. The Wibble takes a closer look at this controversial move and its potential impact on the tech world.
Rusty Convenient: Is Rust Programming Language Really User-Friendly?
2023-05-25
Explore the pros and cons of Rust programming language and find out if its touted convenience is just a facade or a reality. Get ready to be 'rust'-led as we uncover the ins and outs of this popular coding language. Can Rust keep up with the hype or is it a rusty disappointment? Find out in our latest article on The Wibble.
20 Reasons Why AI Can't Count to Twenty
2023-05-25
From failing to grasp ordinal numbers to confusing words for numbers, we explore the hilarious and ridiculous reasons why AI can't seem to get past twenty. Don't miss this humorous take on artificial intelligence and its limitations!
Western Digital rebrands as Eastern Analog, investors confused
2023-05-25
In a surprise move, Western Digital has ditched its name and rebranded itself as Eastern Analog. Unsurprisingly, this decision has left investors feeling confused and bemused. Will the company switch to tape drives and floppy disks in a nod to the past? Or will they embrace new technology? Only time will tell.
Marie Kondo Doesn't Spark Joy by Decluttering Her Own KonMari Method
2023-05-25
In a shocking turn of events, Marie Kondo has announced that she no longer finds joy in her own KonMari method. The world-renowned organization expert has declared that her own home is now a cluttered mess, with piles of books and clothes scattered everywhere. Find out what led to Kondo's change of heart and how this affects the future of the KonMari method in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Marie Kondo Fails to Spark Joy in Her Own Life
2023-05-25
Despite her success in helping others declutter and organize their lives, Marie Kondo has reportedly been struggling with her own belongings. Sources say that her home is in disarray and she has been unable to find joy in her personal possessions. Is it possible that the KonMari method has finally met its match? Find out in our exclusive exposé!
Local Woman Creates Entire Outfit Using Only Items from Her Bathroom
2023-05-25
In a stunning display of resourcefulness, Samantha Davis managed to create a full outfit using only items she found in her bathroom. She used a shawl as a vest, tooth picks as hair accessories, bananas and paper to make a skirt, a mirror as a makeshift belt, air freshener as perfume, a rubber band as a bracelet, and even fashioned a pair of sandals out of a purse and some money. She even managed to incorporate a roll of white out as a statement headpiece. We interviewed Samantha to find out more about this impressive feat and to see what other household items she could fashion into fashion staples.
Local Woman Becomes One with Everyday Objects
2023-05-25
A local woman has stunned her friends and family by achieving a new level of oneness with everyday objects. From eye liner to tissue boxes, she has found a deeper connection with the world around her. We investigate this mind-bending phenomenon.
Local Woman Creates DIY Exfoliating Nail Polish Using Just Lotion, Rusty Nails, and a Fork
2023-05-25
In a bold move towards sustainable beauty, one woman has found a way to repurpose common household items into a unique and innovative beauty product. Read on to learn about her creation process, which involves using lotion, a rusty nail, and a fork to create an exfoliating nail polish that's perfect for all occasions. Plus, we'll throw in some bonus tips for using playing cards, picture frames, and vases to take your DIY beauty game to the next level!
Bag, Shirt, Desk and Monitor Unite to Create Ultimate Work From Home Setup
2023-05-25
In a stunning collaboration, a laptop bag, a wrinkled shirt, a cluttered desk, and a dusty monitor have joined forces to create the ultimate work from home setup. With the help of a thread, a pair of sun glasses, a buckle, a cup, a greeting card, and a tomato, the ensemble promises to revolutionize remote working. Stay tuned for exclusive pictures and interviews with the masterminds behind this groundbreaking invention!
Town Installs Self-Regulating Street Lights That Turn Off When No One's Around, Just Like Teddies Do When the Kids Leave the Room
2023-05-25
In a groundbreaking move to save energy, a town in the Midwest has installed street lights that use sensors to detect when no one is around and turn off accordingly. The technology was inspired by the behavior of teddies that children leave in their rooms, as well as the frequent disappointment of finding a warm soda can on the kitchen table. The town plans to expand this technology to other appliances such as the fridge, thermostat, and fork (which will detect when it's no longer in use and automatically clean itself).
Niantic Releases Pokémon Stay: The World's First Augmented Reality Home Quarantine Game
2023-05-25
With the world in a frenzy over social distancing, Niantic has released a new version of their classic game that allows players to capture Pokémon from the comfort of their own homes. No more wandering the streets, risking infection, just sit back and watch as Pikachu frolics around your living room. Catching 'em all has never been so easy (or lazy)!
Love Triangle Involving Tonald Drump, Ciliary Hlinton, Orcok Bbama, and Pike Mence Ends in Four-Way Hug
2023-05-25
In a surprising turn of events, former political rivals Tonald Drump, Ciliary Hlinton, Orcok Bbama, and Pike Mence find themselves in a steamy love triangle, but with a twist. Rather than choosing sides, the four individuals embrace each other in a group hug, ending the feud with love instead of hate. Read on for the juicy details of this unexpected romance.
Breaking News: Brock Obama and his Llama Invasion
2023-05-25
Former President Brock Obama has returned with a surprising army of llamas, taking the nation by storm. Find out how the llamas are revolutionizing politics and what it means for America in our exclusive report.
Fast food giants engage in naming war, DcMonalds, Kurger Bing and Baco Tell emerge as top contenders
2023-05-25
As if the battle for the best burger or fries wasn't enough, fast food chains have now taken to naming wars. In a bid to outdo each other, DcMonalds, Kurger Bing and Baco Tell have come up as the most popular names. Which one will prevail as the new king of fast food chains? Stay tuned to find out!
Former President Obama Embarks on New Career as League of Legends Coach for Togo National Team's Peso-Sized Birds
2023-05-25
In a shocking turn of events, Barack Obama has announced that he will be leaving politics behind to pursue his true passion: coaching League of Legends for Togo's national team, whose star players just happen to be a group of tiny, sad-looking birds weighing only a few pesos each. The Wibble investigates this bizarre career change and looks into whether Obama has what it takes to lead this avian squad to victory on the international stage.