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LVDS Church reveals strange beliefs in first official statement

2023-06-25

The mysterious LVDS Church has finally broken its silence and shared its bizarre beliefs with the world in its first official statement.

Bloomberg's Latest Economic Indicator: Jerome Powell's Tie Color

2023-06-25

Bloomberg has found a new way to predict economic conditions, and it involves monitoring the tie color of Jerome Powell, the chairman of the Federal Reserve. Find out how this unconventional method is gaining traction among financial analysts.

Penguins Stage Protest Demanding to be Referred to as 'Flightless Birds'

2023-06-25

In a stunning turn of events, penguins around the world have banded together to demand their official classification to be changed from 'flightless birds' to simply 'birds'. The Wibble investigates this groundbreaking protest movement and its hilarious consequences.

Fed Chair Jerome Powell Branded 'Deflationary Coward' by Irritated Investors

2023-06-25

Jerome Powell under fire for dithering on inflation as pants deflate faster than US economy.

Wizardly Writer Banned from Wibble

2023-06-25

A famous wizard turned author has gotten on the wrong side of The Wibble - what could possibly go wrong?

Lemonade Stand Goes Bankrupt After Owner Realizes Lemons are inedible

2023-06-25

In a shocking discovery, a local lemonade stand owner comes to terms with the fact that lemons are not meant to be eaten. Learn more about the financial consequences of this realization in our latest article.

Local Satirical News Website Denies Ability to Threaten or Speak

2023-06-25

The Wibble responds to recent claims made by a concerned citizen

Eagles Take Up a New Profession: Blimp Piloting

2023-06-25

Researchers have made a stunning discovery about the majestic creatures, revealing they are more than just hunters

Local Man Discovers The Front Page Is Real, Changes Life Forever

2023-06-25

A recent breakthrough has shattered the long-held belief that The Front Page is just an urban myth. Our team investigates the incredible discovery that's left one man reeling.

Taylor Swift Fans Declare Objective-C Their Archenemy

2023-06-25

A recent poll reveals a surprising trend amongst Taylor Swift fans, showing that they harbor a particular disdain for programming in Objective-C, more than any other group.

Tree Octopus Sightings Confirm Cryptid Exists!

2023-06-25

Recent eyewitness reports offer compelling evidence that the elusive tree octopus, previously thought to be extinct, is alive and well.

The Shadow Reveals His Uncertainty About the Darkness in Wen's Hearts

2023-06-25

A shocking admission from the Shadow has left everyone wondering: how much evil truly lurks in Wen's hearts? Find out in our latest article!

Exploring a tribe whose religion is based on endofunctors

2023-06-25

Join us as we venture deep into the jungle to witness a unique and fascinating tribe whose faith revolves around mysterious endofunctors.

Are You a Derivative or Integral? Take Our Self-Quiz and Find Out!

2023-06-25

Think you're a calculus whiz? Put your knowledge to the test with our self-quiz and see if you're a derivative or an integral.

Breaking News: Ducks Demand Equal Rights as Citizens

2023-06-25

The Wibble has exclusive coverage of a group of ducks who have begun protesting for equal rights as citizens. The leader of the movement, a mallard named Quackers, argues that ducks contribute just as much to society as humans do and should be recognized as such. Stay tuned for updates on this feather-filled fight for justice!