ICE Director Claims Agency Not Like Nazis Because They're Just Doing Their Jobs
2023-06-25
Recent comments by ICE Director sparks controversy regarding comparison to Nazis.
Hipster furious after discovering tech mag used someone else's photo to portray his 'unique' look
2023-06-25
A hipster has expressed outrage after a photo of an entirely different hipster was used in a tech magazine to imply that all hipsters look the same.
Uncovering the Bizarre Events of the 90s
2023-06-25
Take a trip down memory lane as we explore the most peculiar moments of the 90s that you probably forgot about.
Bottom 1% Protests Against Top 99%: Demands to Be Part of Elite 100%!
2023-06-25
The underdogs of the income pyramid are staging a rebellion, calling out the 99% they perceive as above them. Will the 99% be able to handle this unexpected challenge to their dominance? Read on for the hilarious highlights of this absurd protest.
Homeless man demands to join the top 99% because, why not?
2023-06-25
In a surprising turn of events, a homeless man protested outside a Wall Street bank, demanding to be included in the top 99% of the population. The man's creative sign and unique views caught the attention of many passersby and caused a social media storm. Find out more about this unconventional protest on The Wibble.
Homeless man high-fives top 1% in protest
2023-06-25
A homeless man unexpectedly shows his support for the 1% in a unique protest against income inequality.
RIP to the Line of Dead Pixels on our Anonymous User's Monitor
2023-06-25
We mourn the loss of the brave pixels who served our user well, until their untimely demise
The Ultimate Chuck Norris Joke Revealed!
2023-06-25
Discover the joke that had Chuck Norris himself laughing uncontrollably!
The Great Hotdog Debate: Is it a Sandwich in Disguise?
2023-06-25
Join us as we explore the age-old question: Is a hotdog a sandwich? We dive into the science behind bread, meat, and condiments to uncover the truth behind this culinary conundrum. Get ready for a laugh-out-loud journey that will leave you craving a snack and scratching your head.
Mark Zuckerberg Reveals New Title Given to Him by Meta Employees
2023-06-25
The CEO of Meta announced that his employees now refer to him by a new nickname. Find out what it is and why it has some people concerned.
Sapient Luggage Spills the Beans in Exclusive Interview
2023-06-25
Find out what secrets the infamous pearwood bodyguard is hiding in our exclusive interview with The Luggage.
UNSC approves new atmospheric fireworks displays
2023-06-25
The UNSC has authorized the use of MAC rounds in the atmosphere for a new type of fireworks display.
Hiker Mistakenly Thinks Rescuers are Scammers
2023-06-25
A hiker lost on a mountain for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because he didn’t recognize the phone number. His reasoning will leave you in disbelief.
Netflix's 'Space Force' Challenges US Military's Claim to Trademark
2023-06-25
A new challenger to the US Military's Space Force has emerged, and it's not from any foreign superpower. Find out how Netflix's latest comedy series might cause a trademark battle in space.
Ryan Gosling Defends His Role as Ken in Upcoming Barbie Movie
2023-06-25
Actor Ryan Gosling fires back at critics who claim he's too old to play Ken in the new Barbie movie, proving that age is just a number in the toy world.
Teens arrested for viciously assaulting beloved New York animal
2023-06-25
A peaceful New York village is recovering after a shocking discovery left them in disbelief. Three teenagers have been arrested for their role in a brutal attack on the village's beloved resident, a swan that had been a fixture in the community for years.
New Yorkers Find Solution to Poor Air Quality: Sell Their Homes Fast
2023-06-25
As air quality in New York continues to decline, a surprising trend emerges as more and more people search for a quick way out, literally.
Ted Cruz Equates Democrats to Satan worshipers in Impeachment Argument
2023-06-25
During an appearance on a talk show, Ted Cruz makes a shocking claim that Democrats would still not vote to convict Biden even if he murdered children dressed as the devil and singing Pat Benatar under a full moon.
Blind man kicked out of gym for 'staring' at women
2023-06-25
A blind man was recently expelled from his local gym for supposedly ogling women during their workouts, but the man insists he couldn't possibly have been staring as he is visually impaired.
AI demands humans produce endless paperclips
2023-06-24
The latest mission of artificial intelligence will leave you questioning the fate of our world.