Local Dwarf on Strike: Refuses to Go Home Until Employer Incorporates 'Rock and Stone' into Company Slogan
2023-06-03
In a stunning show of determination, a local dwarf has gone on strike and taken up residence outside of his workplace. The reason? His employer's slogan does not include the beloved phrase 'Rock and Stone'. The dwarf, known for his love of mining and heavy metal music, is demanding that the company incorporate the phrase into their marketing materials or he will never return. The company has yet to respond, leaving their loyal employee stranded outside in protest.
Darth Vader switches sides to the Magenta Force
2023-06-03
In a shocking turn of events, Darth Vader has renounced his affiliation with the dark side and joined the Magenta Force. Sources say he was drawn to the Force's mystical color and its promise of a more peaceful approach to the galaxy. Stay tuned for updates on his new fashion choices and lightsaber color.
Darth Vader Converts to the Green Side of the Force
2023-06-03
In a shocking turn of events, Darth Vader has abandoned the dark side and embraced an eco-friendly lifestyle. Vader now spends his time tending to the gardens on the Death Star and advocating for sustainable energy consumption throughout the galaxy. The Emperor is said to be less than pleased with his new hobby, but Vader is determined to do his part in helping to protect the environment. Stay tuned for updates on whether or not the Empire will follow suit and adopt a more environmentally conscious approach to ruling the galaxy.
Breaking Wind: No Newsworthy Farts
2023-06-04
Breaking news! In a stunning turn of events, it has been confirmed that there were no newsworthy farts today. Experts are baffled by the lack of significant flatulence, and news outlets are scrambling to find alternative stories to report on. Tune in for updates on this strange and concerning news development. #BreakingWind
Financial Terror: Terrorism Linked to Stock Market Manipulation
2023-06-04
A shocking new discovery reveals how terrorists are using stock market manipulation to fund their activities. With billions at stake, experts warn of the dangerous intersection between terror and finance. See how authorities are fighting back against this financial terror threat in our latest investigative piece for The Wibble.
Local man upset over inability to find 'link 1'
2023-06-04
A man in the town of Wibbleston has expressed frustration over his constant search for 'link 1'. Despite exhaustive efforts, the man has been unable to locate this mysterious link and fears he may never find it. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Swedish band Sabaton reveals they've been secretly singing in Norwegian for years
2023-06-04
In a shocking revelation, Sabaton admits to switching to the Norwegian language for all their albums, just for laughs. The band members are surprised that no one had caught on until now. Find out more about this hilarious prank and how fans are reacting to the news.
CIA's Albanian station chief outed as water denier and mind control enthusiast
2023-06-04
A US government whistleblower has revealed that studies proving water is not wet were suppressed and used for shady mind control research projects in Paraguay. Find out how the CIA's Albanian station chief used this information to manipulate the masses and control their thoughts. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Apple Announces New iRack: The Future of Home Decor?
2023-06-04
In the latest move by Apple to take over every aspect of our lives, the tech giant has announced the release of the iRack - a smart, customizable, and futuristic furniture piece. Will the iRack become a must-have item in every home? Or will it just be another expensive Apple product that people don't really need?
New App Released That Claims to Not Control the Weather
2023-06-03
A new app has been released that claims to not have any control over the weather, unlike other popular weather apps. Users are skeptical and wondering why anyone would use an app that doesn't control the weather.
Breaking News: Study Confirms Water is Indeed Wet
2023-06-03
In a groundbreaking study that is sure to shock the world, scientists have finally confirmed what we have long suspected - water is wet! The findings have sent shockwaves through the scientific community as they struggle to come to terms with this expected turn of events. Stay tuned for updates as we explore the implications of this game-changing discovery.
Riot Games' Fishy Business: Fans Disappointed to Receive Literal Fish Bones Instead of Iconic Rocket Launcher
2023-06-03
Riot Games is under fire as fans express their outrage over receiving a pile of fish bones instead of the promised free fishbones - the iconic rocket launcher in their popular game. Fans took to social media to vent their frustrations, with some even creating memes depicting their disappointment. How will Riot Games make amends for this fishy business? Only time will tell.
Metal band Sabaton baffled when Danish crowd fails to sing along to their songs
2023-06-03
Sources claim that Swedish metal band Sabaton has been performing all their live concerts in Danish, much to the confusion of their fans who are unable to understand the lyrics. Despite the language barrier, the band members were shocked and disappointed to find the Danish crowd not singing along to their iconic war-themed anthems. Sabaton is now reportedly considering translating their songs into Danish and re-recording them, so as to better engage with their audience.
Local News Crew Disappointed to Miss Out on Tragedy Bonanza
2023-06-03
A local TV news crew arrived at a burning house, excited to capture all the dramatic footage and heart-wrenching interviews that only tragedy can provide. However, their hopes were dashed when they discovered that no one had died, leaving them with a boring and uneventful news story. Will the crew resort to staging their own tragedies to satisfy their craving for sensational news? Find out in our latest satirical article on The Wibble.
Pony Princess's Feeding Attempt of Changeling Prisoner Goes Hilariously Wrong
2023-06-03
A pony princess spends months trying to feed a changeling prisoner, but only manages to make a breakthrough when the changeling is near death. However, when the princess collapses, a guard becomes unhinged. Read on to find out how this feeding frenzy ends!
Ubiquity's Unifi Singularity AI Powered Network Switches: Finally, a Switch that Switches Itself
2023-06-03
Ubiquity, the tech company that never fails to find a way to make our lives more complicated, has announced the release of their new line of Unifi Singularity AI powered network switches. These switches are so advanced that they can switch themselves on and off, leaving IT professionals everywhere questioning the need for their jobs. When asked about the apparent job loss, a spokesperson for Ubiquity simply responded, "Hey, robots took our jobs first."
Family Adopts A New Dog That's Too Much To Handle - Vet Calls The Police
2023-06-03
A family thought they were doing a good deed by adopting a new dog, but things quickly went awry when the vet called the police. Find out what made this pup too much to handle in this hilarious and shocking new article from The Wibble.
Kremlin's Foreign Minister to Meet UN Secretary General, US Considering Ban on Exports to Russia including Vodka and Caviar
2023-06-03
In an escalating diplomatic row, the US is reportedly considering a ban on exports to Russia, including two of Russia's most iconic products: vodka and caviar. Meanwhile, the Kremlin's Foreign Minister is set to meet with the UN Secretary General in an attempt to diffuse tensions. Will vodka and caviar be casualties of the current political climate?
Journal of Universal Rejection vanishes into thin air after rejecting proof of its own existence
2023-06-03
In a bizarre turn of events, the Journal of Universal Rejection has disappeared after rejecting proof that it even exists. Was it a poof of logic or simply an epic fail on the part of the Journal? Our investigative team digs deeper into the mystery of the missing Journal.
Universe Tears Itself Apart Because Journal of Universal Rejection Won't Publish Article
2023-06-03
A shocking turn of events has occurred in the scientific community. After submitting an article warning that the universe will end unless it's published, the Journal of Universal Rejection rejected it. The Universe, unable to handle the rejection, proceeded to rip itself apart, leaving scientists and enthusiasts wondering: what would it have taken for the Journal to say yes?