Woman's Instagram Account Shut Down for Violating Goldfish's Privacy
2023-09-18
A woman's Instagram account is unexpectedly taken down after it is revealed that she failed to obtain consent from her goldfish before posting its pictures.
Unveiling the Startling Relationship: Depression in Parents and the Weight of Their Offspring
2023-09-18
A groundbreaking study has uncovered a surprising correlation between parental depression and childhood obesity. Prepare to be astounded by the unexpected findings!
Study Finds Minty Fresh Solution to Concussion Problem
2023-09-18
Researchers discover surprising link between menthol, stone, and concussion suppression.
Local Legend 'Wichita' the Love Donkey Predicts Frigid Winter Ahead
2023-09-18
Residents brace themselves as beloved donkey 'Wichita' forecasts bone-chilling temperatures for the upcoming winter, particularly in Montana.
The Flirting Diet: How Men Who Flirt Indulge in Sweet Treats
2023-09-18
Discover the unexpected connection between flirting and a penchant for indulging in delicious desserts.
From Pasta to Broccoli: Olive Garden Revitalizes Broccoli City Chains
2023-09-18
In a surprising move, Olive Garden acquires the trademark to 'Broccoli City' and plans to revive this once-popular restaurant chain known for its extensive range of broccoli creations. Discover the reasons behind this unexpected rebranding!
Surprising Twist: Disney's Unexpected Expansion into the Muffler Industry
2023-09-18
Discover the shocking news about Disney's unlikely business endeavor.
Stains of Love: A Peculiar Dating Site for Bed Wetters
2023-09-18
Amy Schentzer's unique approach to the online dating scene is challenging societal norms and empowering those who've been told they are 'too wet to date'.
New Study Claims Carbohydrates as Major Culprit Behind Restless Legs Syndrome
2023-09-18
A groundbreaking study suggests that carbohydrates may be the unexpected cause of restless legs syndrome.
Carbs The Culprit: The Bread Behind Your Restless Legs Syndrome
2023-09-18
Turns out that late-night toast might be the reason why you feel like you're running a marathon in bed. Read on to pick apart the crumbs of this theory.
Harry Trotter and the Ministry of Silly Wands
2023-09-17
Imagine a Hogwarts where wands are replaced by baguettes, broomsticks are made out of Spam, and Voldemort is more interested in silly walks than taking over the magical world.
Leak of the Century: Putin and Kim Jon Un Reveal Themselves as Aspiring Filmmakers
2023-09-16
A supposed 'scandalous leak' leads to a surprising reveal as two world leaders showcase their surprisingly artistic side.
The Unfortunate Tale of the Stuck Undies: A Lesson in Wedgie Safety
2023-09-16
A woman's undergarments become permanently attached after an atomic wedgie mishap, prompting a nationwide discussion on the importance of wedgie prevention and safe wedgie practices.
Nerdy Girl's Wardrobe Malfunction Takes a Hilarious Turn
2023-09-16
A wardrobe malfunction throws a nerdy girl into comical situations.
Apple CEO's Bold Claim about USB C Sends Investors Running for the Hills
2023-09-16
Apple investors are running scared after the CEO's stunning announcement that he invented USB C years ahead of its time. Uncover the shocking impact of this declaration and its consequences on the stock market.
Songs and Monuments: Celebrating the Legendary Braggarts of Programming
2023-09-15
The art of bragging reaches a new level as programmers turn up their boastful spirits. Prepare for songs and monuments preserving their self-proclaimed greatness for all time.
The Shocking Truth Behind the Teal Bank Robbery
2023-09-15
Unearth the astonishing details of a daring bank heist that involved the color teal.
Planet Earth Condensed into Quantum Smoothie: The Infinite Monkey Paradox Strikes Again!
2023-09-15
In an astonishing cosmic turn of events, Earth was recently compacted into a black hole, courtesy of our primate friends employed by The Wibble!
Extraterrestrial Connection: Alien Mummy Found with Suspicious Stash of Cannabis
2023-09-14
In a shocking twist, scientists unearth an alien mummy with a secret supply of cannabis, raising questions about its interstellar origins.
Mexican Mummies Unearthed in Marijuana Plantation Twist
2023-09-14
In a bizarre turn of events, a group of archaeologists digging in Mexico stumble upon a hidden marijuana plantation, only to find it guarded by a horde of ancient mummies.