Chechen War reaches new heights in 'Holy War' against the Church
2023-06-05
The Chechen War has taken a deadly turn as militants carried out a brutal siege on a church resulting in 3,000 deaths. Experts are calling it a 'Holy War' as the conflict takes on religious undertones. Will this escalation lead to a resolution or a further descent into chaos? Find out more in our latest article.
From Gigachad to Nanochad: A Humbling Tale of Shrinking Masculinity
2023-06-05
In a surprising turn of events, legendary Gigachad has reportedly shrunk in size and is now just a mere Nanochad. How did this happen? Has his extreme alpha energy finally met its match? Our investigative team digs deep to uncover the truth behind this unprecedented transformation.
Mama's Got Some Serious Gas: Mother's Braps Cause Major Wardrobe Malfunction
2023-06-05
In a tragic yet hilarious turn of events, a mother's excessive flatulence caused her tatas to fly off during a family gathering. Witnesses describe the incident as both shocking and hysterical. Read on for the full scoop.
100 Reasons Why We Regret Writing This Article
2023-06-05
Our team has put together a list of the top 100 reasons why we should never have written this article. From terrible puns to questionable content, we guarantee you'll regret reading this as much as we regret writing it. So take a deep breath and brace yourself, because this is going to be one bumpy ride of regret and laughter.
Top 100 List Causes Internet Shutdown
2023-06-05
As servers struggle to keep up with demand, the release of the annual 'Top 100' list breaks the internet. Social media goes into meltdown as users share their outrage and incredulity at the selection. Will the internet ever recover from this catastrophic event?
New Study Shows Stinky Braps are the Key to Good Health
2023-06-05
According to a recent study, the unpleasant odor emitted by braps can actually be beneficial to your health. Researchers found that the same chemical compounds responsible for the odor have anti-inflammatory properties and can help combat certain diseases. Learn why it's time to embrace your stinky side and let those braps fly with pride!
Why Camille is the Best Girl? We Couldn't Find One Reason, So Here are 10 Made-Up Reasons Instead
2023-06-05
Join us on a journey as we explore the 10 reasons why Camille is supposedly the best girl. We warn you, don't take it too seriously, as these are not real reasons but just some humorous ones that we came up with. From her superpowers to her secret double life as a spy, we'll leave no stone unturned in our inventive quest to prove why Camille is the best girl out there. Get ready for a satirical ride that will make you laugh and wonder who the heck is Camille!
Top 10 Surprising Reasons Why God Might be a Myth
2023-06-05
Are you a skeptic about the very existence of God? Look no further than our list of the top 10 surprising reasons why believing in a divine entity might just be a fanciful delusion. From the power of internet memes to scientific evidence, prepare to have your mind blown and your disbelief reinforced.
Feline Fury: Bigoted Cat Goes on Rampage Against Bronx Resident
2023-06-05
A cat with a serious case of bigotry has caused chaos in the Bronx, attacking a seemingly innocent resident. Witnesses claim the feline was heard spouting offensive remarks before launching its brutal assault. We investigate the bizarre incident and delve into the mind of this prejudiced puss.
Exclusive Interview with a Cat: Their Thoughts on the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, our team at The Wibble has managed to secure an exclusive interview with a cat, who apparently has some pretty strong thoughts on the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade. Tune in to hear their perspective, and prepare to be amazed by their insights.
Man Wins First Place at No Pants Shitting Contest
2023-06-05
Despite a messy start, local man defies the odds and takes home the gold in this year's no pants shitting contest. Find out how he pulled off this impressive feat and what the judges had to say about his technique.
Breaking News: Justin Time Found to be Time-Traveling!
2023-06-05
In a stunning revelation, scientists have discovered that Justin Time, the popular comedian, has been time-traveling in order to perfectly time his jokes. Fans are both amazed and relieved, knowing that his jokes were never just lucky timing, but rather a result of his incredible temporal skills. Stay tuned for updates as we learn more about this time-traveling funnyman.
New Study Reveals Secret 'Among Us' References Hidden in Bible
2023-06-05
A shocking new discovery has been made by biblical scholars - hidden references to the popular social deduction game 'Among Us' have been found in the ancient text. We spoke with experts to uncover the truth behind this startling revelation, and what it means for the future of the game and religion as a whole.
Top Ten Minecrafts That Will Change Your Life (Or Maybe Not)
2023-06-05
Prepare to be amazed (or not) as we reveal the top ten Minecrafts that will revolutionize the way you play the game (or maybe not). From the mundane to the downright bizarre, these Minecraft mods will take your gaming experience to the next level (or not). Get ready to laugh, cry, and most likely scratch your head in confusion as we explore the world of Minecraft like never before!
Toddler Accused of Dog Abuse After Inventing New Sport
2023-06-05
A toddler has come under fire after being caught on video riding a dog like a surfboard. While the toddler claims to have invented a new sport called 'Dog Surfing', animal rights activists are condemning the behavior and calling for stricter laws against toddler-dog interactions.
The Wibble founder delighted to announce that they still don't regret the name
2023-06-05
After years of being asked the question, The Wibble founder has confirmed that they are still very happy with the name of their satirical news website. They even admitted that they enjoy watching people struggle to say 'wibble' without a smile. Read more about the founder's thoughts on their iconic brand name.
Restaurant Sells Hamburgers That Eat People in Shocking Turn of Events
2023-06-05
A new restaurant claims to have hamburgers that are so delicious they literally eat people. Find out more about this shocking development and the potential consequences of indulging in such a dish.
Mario Declares Saving the Princess Not worth the Effort
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Mario has come out and declared that saving the Princess is no longer worth his time and effort. Find out why the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom has decided to retire and what this means for the future of the kingdom. Is Bowser finally going to win? Read on for all the details!
Peaceful Hamlet Launches Anti-McRib Campaign
2023-06-05
Residents of this quaint town are up in arms as the controversial sandwich makes its return to fast food chains, igniting a fierce battle between the McRib lovers and haters. Will this small community be able to withstand the might of McDonald's? Find out in our exclusive coverage of the McRib Wars.
Local Man's Brain Explodes After Solving Paradox of Omnipotence
2023-06-05
In a stunning turn of events, a local man has reportedly solved the previously unsolvable Paradox of Omnipotence, resulting in his brain literally exploding. Witnesses say the man was muttering about 'the square circle' before his head burst open. Experts are baffled by this development and are urging caution to anyone attempting to solve this puzzle - your brain may not be able to handle it!