Stephen King Returns as Chief Editor to Promote 'Cujo 4: The Cujoing'
2023-06-05
In an unexpected turn of events, famed horror author Stephen King is back at The Wibble promoting his latest work, 'Cujo 4: The Cujoing'. Delving deeper into the twisted mind of the infamous killer dog, this page-turner is sure to keep you up at night. But will it live up to the previous three installments? King himself weighs in on the matter and shares exclusive behind-the-scenes details on the writing process. Don't miss out on this thrilling read!
Renowned Historian Discovers The Ultimate Based and Redpilled Take on History
2023-06-05
Move over, conventional history textbooks! A world-renowned historian has unveiled the most explosive and redpilled version of history that will have you rethinking everything you thought you knew. Get ready to have your mind blown and your paradigm shifted as we take a deep dive into the untold truths of history.
Breaking news: Michael Rosen discovered to be secretly running for Prime Minister
2023-06-05
Sources close to The Wibble reveal that beloved children's author Michael Rosen has been hiding a very surprising political ambition. Learn more about his campaign and some of the policies he's proposing in this exclusive investigative report.
World's Most Hated Man Bichael Backson Spotted Living in the Center of the Earth
2023-06-05
Sources say Bichael Backson, known for his universally hated status, has taken up residence in the center of the earth. As expected, this news has outraged everyone on the planet. Is he hiding from his haters or hatching a nefarious plan? Read on to find out!
Purrfectly Qualified: CEO Cat Spills the Milk on Wibble Leadership
2023-06-05
After a tumultuous election season, The Wibble has announced its new CEO: a feline with a passion for politics and a taste for cream. We sat down with the new boss to hear his thoughts on the election, his plans for the future, and his favorite brand of scratching post. Don't miss this exclusive interview with the only CEO to have hairballs in his contract.
Cat Named Bonkus Becomes Prime Suspect in Triple Homicide
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, a cat named Bonkus has been arrested and charged with three counts of murder. However, in a surprising twist, Bonkus has pleaded not guilty and is expected to fight the charges in court. The prosecution is claiming that the feline was caught on camera at the scene of the crime, but Bonkus’ defense team argues that the footage is inconclusive and could have easily been doctored. Stay tuned for updates on this purrplexing case.
Michael Rosen becomes Prime Minister, enacts no breathing mandate
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, children's author Michael Rosen has been elected as the new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. His first act? Mandating that everyone must stop breathing to help combat climate change. How will the country adjust to this drastic change? The Wibble investigates.
Supervillain Diarheaman and Sidekick Shitboy Nuke New York City – Chaos Ensues!
2023-06-05
Supervillain Diarheaman and his trusty sidekick Shitboy have decided to take on New York City in their latest attempt at world domination. Armed with nothing but uncontrollable bowel movements, these two wreak havoc and destruction on the city. As citizens run for cover and superheroes scramble to stop them, Diarheaman and Shitboy leave a trail of stinky destruction in their wake. Will anyone be able to stop these two before it's too late? Find out in our latest satirical article on The Wibble!
Congress Bans the Letters 'A' and 'I' in Effort to Stop Artificial Intelligence
2023-06-05
In a bold move to prevent the approaching AI apocalypse, Congress has passed a ban on the two letters most commonly found in the acronym 'AI'. Experts are unsure of the effectiveness of this strategy, but it has certainly caused some humorous confusion in everyday communication.
Founder of The Wibble regrets name choice, wishes site was called 'The Fluffernutter'
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the creator of popular satirical news site The Wibble has publicly stated her regret over the website's distinctive name. In an exclusive interview, she reveals her alternative choice: The Fluffernutter. Find out the hilarious reason why this name would have been a better fit for the site in our latest article!
Big Bathroom Scandal: Gender Revealed to Be a Hoax
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, it has been uncovered that the concept of gender was invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms. Experts claim that the plumbing industry has been in on the conspiracy for years, with public restrooms being the main tool for pushing the gender agenda. Our investigative team uncovers the truth behind this scandal and the repercussions it may have on society.
Groundbreaking Research Shows Size of Server Doesn't Matter
2023-06-05
Is bigger always better? Not according to recent research that has found the size of a server doesn't necessarily determine its performance. This shocking revelation has left tech enthusiasts scratching their heads and wondering what else they've been wrong about.
World Mourns as Most Loved Man Dies of Cancer One Day Before Cure is Found
2023-06-05
In a tragic turn of events, the world's most beloved man has passed away from cancer just one day before the cure was discovered. The outpouring of grief and disbelief has been tremendous, as people struggle to come to terms with the loss of such a beloved figure. Meanwhile, scientists are left wondering if they could have done more to save him, and if the cure could have been found just a little bit sooner.
Rapture No Longer a Viable Escape Plan as Hell Turns Out to Be Not Much Worse Than Reality
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that the rapture has already happened and we missed it, as hell is apparently not any worse than our daily lives. Many believers are now reconsidering their lives and whether or not they want to continue on this 'meh' existence.
Man Cancels Gym Membership and Triggers Global Economic Crisis
2023-06-05
An area man's decision to save a few bucks by canceling his gym membership sparked a chain reaction that led to the collapse of the world economy. The Wibble investigates how one man's frugality turned into a financial disaster of epic proportions.
Scientists Discover Secret Meaning Behind 'BananaBananaBananaBananaBanana'
2023-06-05
After years of speculation, a team of linguists have uncovered a hidden message in the seemingly nonsensical phrase 'BananaBananaBananaBananaBanana'. Could this be the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe? Find out in our exclusive report on The Wibble.
Snoop Dogg Travels Through Alternate Universes, Including One Where Rap Doesn't Exist
2023-06-05
Join Snoop Dogg as he meets his alternate universe counterparts, such as Snoop Dusty from the Wild West and Space Dogg from a high-tech future. But what happens when he finds himself in a destroyed world where rap music was never invented? Will Snoop survive without his signature genre? Find out in this hilarious adventure through time and space.
Time-traveling Woman Foils Grandparents' Meet-Cute
2023-06-05
In a bizarre turn of events, a woman from the year 2023 accidentally travels back in time to 1948 and prevents her grandparents from meeting. What will happen to her present-day existence? How will this affect the rest of history? Find out in this hilarious tale of time-travel gone awry, brought to you by The Wibble.
Portals to Watercolour Utopia, 1930s Black and White, and Anime Worlds Appear Next to Big Ben - Londoners Confused and Amazed
2023-06-05
Citizens of London are left bewildered as portals to three different worlds mysteriously appear next to the iconic Big Ben. Visitors to the city are transported to a serene watercolour utopia, a vibrant 1930s black and white world, or a colorful anime universe upon entering the portals. As authorities investigate the phenomenon, tourists and Londoners alike can't help but be captivated by the surreal experience.
Teenage Girl's Handbag Holds Key to Future Sports Almanac and Husband!
2023-06-05
A 16-year-old girl's handbag was discovered to hold much more than just makeup and candy wrappers. The Sports Almanac for the next 50 years was found along with wedding photos of her future husband, revealing what he will look like in 2039. Could this be the key to unlocking the secrets of the future? Only time will tell, but for now, we can't wait to see if the sports predictions come true!