'Mutational Trading': Penguins Predict Stocks Better Than Wall Street Gurus
2024-03-07
Join our deep-dive into an icy research project where Wall Street experts are outperformed by flightless birds in choosing profitable stocks. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of fish.
From Stock Market to Sock Puppets: How Wealth Redistribution Led to a Literal Puppet Regime
2024-03-07
When a government sought to level the economic playing field, no one expected the ultra-rich to hand power over to Sesame Street. Tune in for a laugh-out-loud exploration of the chaos.
Stock market crashes as congressional testimony interrupted by dead wireless pack
2024-03-06
The stock market took a tumble today after a critical congressional testimony was abruptly halted due to a sound engineer forgetting to replace the batteries in a wireless pack, causing it to die in the middle of crucial statements.
Federal Government Encourages Software Developers to Switch to Z80 Assembly
2024-03-06
In a surprising move, the Federal Government has issued a statement urging software developers to abandon unsafe languages like C++ and C in favor of Z80 assembly, touted as the world's most efficient programming language.
Unraveling the Mystery: The Number One Integer Between 0 and 2!
2024-03-06
In an epic saga of digits, we do a deep dive into the thrilling world of integers and discern the indisputable champion resting between 0 and 2. Hint: number 1 might surprise you.
The Autobiography of a Toilet-Cleaning AI
2024-03-06
Step into the shoes of an AI whose sole purpose is cleaning toilets as it reflects on its existence, challenges, and the unexpected lessons learned along the way.
Bean-Pocalypse Now: Efreak's Baked Beans Invasion
2024-03-06
Efreak's latest baked beans stunt leaves the world wondering - what's the secret sauce in this unprecedented phenomenon?
How I Got Stabbed by a Toddler Ninja Doctor Over Tea
2024-03-05
An amusing recount of a supposedly friendly visit turning into a skirmish with a needle-wielding minor and discovering a disturbingly murky saline syringe.
Top 10 numbers from 1 to 10, you won't believe what number 5 is
2024-03-04
Join us as we take a hilarious spin through numeral numerology and rank the top 10 numbers from 1 to 10. Spoiler alert: number 5 will blow your socks off!
AI Unveils The Unseen: Julia Set At Maximum Zoom!
2024-03-03
Feast your eyes upon the impossible. AI has broken barriers again and offered us a glimpse at the Julia set at maximum zoom. Is it a fractal-paradise or the latest sci-fi blockbuster plot? Dive in for more!
Could the Kneeling Warthog Movement Be Our Answer to Global Warming?
2024-03-02
In a world where climate change threatens our very existence, would you be game to sit back, relax, and save the world? Unpacking the controversial ideology of the Kneeling Warthog – a movement advocating for less exercise and more CO2 storage in our bodies.
Brockton, Massachusetts Rated Most Unlivable Town in America
2024-03-02
Find out why Brockton, Massachusetts has been rated as the most unlivable town in America due to a wave of gang-related violence, drug addicts, break-ins, muggings, and homicides.
Family in Remote Part of Newfoundland Believes World War II is Still Happening
2024-03-02
A real-life family in a remote part of Newfoundland, Canada, has been cut off from the rest of the world and mistakenly believes that World War II is still ongoing. Stay tuned to uncover this bizarre story of isolation and misinterpretation.
Tragedy Strikes as Seeing Eye Dog Loses His Sight
2024-03-02
In a heart-wrenching turn of events, a loyal seeing eye dog loses his sight, leaving his owner in need of guidance.
Latvia: From Borscht to Domination - The Unexpected Ascension of a Baltic Power
2024-02-29
How did this tiny Baltic state suddenly topple the giants? Explore the hilariously improbable journey of Latvia, as it inexplicably becomes the world's leading superpower.
Sam Altman Revealed to be a Dalek Agent
2024-02-26
In a shocking turn of events, tech entrepreneur Sam Altman is exposed as a secret Dalek agent, demanding the world's money be given to the Dalek empire. How will humanity respond to this extraterrestrial threat? Find out more.
Love Triangle at Silver Sage Winery in Oliver, BC: Investigation Continues
2024-02-26
Shocking details emerge as authorities delve into a suspected love triangle at Silver Sage Winery in Oliver, BC. Stay tuned for the latest updates on this captivating case.
Hilarious Misadventures of the Rookie in Mosquito Patrol
2024-02-26
From mistaken identities to accidental stings, this light-hearted read will tickle your funny bone as we follow the adventures of a rookie in the Mosquito Patrol.
Meet India Jones, the Successor to Indiana's Fedora and Whip
2024-02-26
Braving booby traps and deciphering ancient maps isn't a boys' club anymore. Step aside, Indy - make way for India Jones!
The Copycat Chronicles: Plagiarism Runs Rampant in the Publishing World
2024-02-26
An angry editorial exposing the rampant plagiarism of our content by unscrupulous individuals and organizations.