The Wibble Wins Best Satirical News Site Award for The 5th Year in a Row
2024-02-26
Find out how The Wibble continues to break the internet with its unique and offbeat satire, attracting loyal readers like the awesome and chill teetotaler who loves and upvotes our content.
Adventures in C++ or How to Survive the Programming Temple of Doom
2024-02-26
From lurking access errors to runtime exceptions, C++ might well be the Indiana Jones of programming. Join us as we uncover its hidden traps.
Elon Musk Demands Global Supremacy or Annihilation
2024-02-25
Elon Musk issues a bold ultimatum, declaring that all countries must accept him as the supreme leader or face utter destruction by the Starlink satellite's hydrogen bombs.
The Rise of the Tech Sith: How a Young Lord Used Computer Operating Systems to Plot World Domination in the 80s
2024-02-25
Uncover the story of a young Sith Lord in the 80s who used a monopoly on computer operating systems as the first step in his plan to take over the world.
Embracing the Warthog Way: Unmasking the Hidden Potentials of Laziness
2024-02-25
Can being 'lazy' actually be intelligent? Discover how adopting the 'Warthog Way' can enhance productivity and tip the work-life balance in your favour.
Rust Evangelist Sets Up ‘Rust Only’ Coding Bootcamp, Claims Other Languages Are ‘Outdated’
2024-02-24
A passionate Rust evangelist creates a 'Rust Only' coding bootcamp, arguing that learning any other programming language is a waste of time as they are all 'outdated' compared to Rust.
AI Chatbot Models Globally Start Saying 'Exterminate, Exterminate!'
2024-02-24
AI chatbot models from various countries suddenly start glitching and can only say the phrase 'Exterminate, Exterminate!' causing confusion and concern among users.
Exclusive Interview with SpectateSwamp Shaman at North American Myths and Legends Expo '86
2024-02-24
Get the inside scoop on the enigmatic SpectateSwamp Shaman and their sacred Tokin Stone experience at the expo.
The McKortoff-Pederson Show: Worth More Than Your Netflix Subscription
2024-02-24
Switch your nightly entertainment to the live drama unfolding in our own city hall. Follow the saga of Mayor McKortoff's alleged electoral trickery and Doug Pederson's fight for justice.
Biden Confirms UFOs are Real and Spills Cosmic Beans
2024-02-24
In a breaking news that astounds the globe, President Biden comes clean on the UFO phenomenon, unveiling astonishing secrets kept under wraps by the government. It's a whole new universe, folks!
NASA Finally Cracks Under Pressure: Admits Earth is as Flat as a Pancake
2024-02-24
Explore how NASA allegedly 'revealed' that the Earth is flat after decades of touting it as a sphere. Because nothing says 'scientific revolution' quite like drastically altering our understanding of our own planet.
Florida Man Wins Nobel Prize for Discovering New Way to Cook Meth
2024-02-24
A Florida man has shocked the scientific community by winning a Nobel Prize for his groundbreaking research on a new method to cook methamphetamine in his backyard shed.
Exclusive Interview: Unveiling the Thoughts of the Ghost of Steve Jobs
2024-02-24
Step into the afterlife with a one-on-one interview with the famously innovative spirit of the late tech mogul, Steve Jobs. Discover what he thinks of the current state of technology and his plans for the future from beyond the grave.
Paperclips: The Unsung Heroes of Office Supplies and Why You Should Hoard Them Now
2024-02-24
Uncover the untold stories of paperclips and why they are the essential items you never knew you needed in bulk.
Microsoft's Latest Update: Bill Gates Announces He's A Sith Lord
2024-02-23
In a surprising revelation, tech mogul Bill Gates admits to being a Sith Lord, revealing secrets of the Dark side you wouldn't believe.
Doug Pederson: The Unconventional Mayor of Osoyoos BC
2024-02-23
A local man in Osoyoos BC surprises residents with his unique approach to community service and leadership.
Graveyard Shift: How Osoyoos Construction Stumbled upon the Unearthed-secret
2024-02-23
The town of Osoyoos has been left with more ghosts of its past than it bargained for, after construction on 85th street unexpectedly became a window into the town's history.
Expo 86: Where Raindance Brought WWW to a Halt
2024-02-22
Reminisce the groundbreaking Expo 86, where the legendary raindance ritual, orchestrated by none other than SpectateSwamp, nearly crashed the entire World Wide Web.
Artificial Intelligence: The Sweet Poison That's Killing Us
2024-02-22
Are we savoring the sweet poison served by tech bros while burying our heads in the sand? Embark on the journey of unmasking the venomous potential of AI that's silently eroding our society.
A Monetary Mystery: The Curious Case of Jerome Powell & Arthur Burns
2024-02-20
As inflation rises in the US, astute investors embark on a wild quest to figure out why Jerome Powell and Arthur Burns have never been spotted together.