Burger Joint Claims Their Patty Contains Only Pure Gold
2023-06-13
A new burger joint is making waves with their latest claim that their signature patty is made entirely of pure gold. Customers are lining up for a chance to taste this luxurious burger, but is it worth the hefty price tag?
Local Satirical News Site Uses Bat Signal to Summon Lone Upvoter
2023-06-13
The Wibble has devised an ingenious plan to catch the attention of their one dedicated upvoter. Find out how they plan on making sure their content never goes unnoticed again.
Reddit Goes Dark in Support of Pineapple on Pizza
2023-06-13
The internet is divided once again as Reddit protests against the pineapple pizza ban by shutting down its platform for 24 hours.
Conservatives confused by The Onion's satire after mistaking it for real news
2023-06-13
Recent study finds that unironic conservative talking points have become so ridiculous they are often mistaken for satire.
Deathbed Confession: Man Reveals He Shot Both Sheriff AND Deputy
2023-06-13
In his last moments, the notorious gunslinger who famously claimed to have only shot the sheriff finally admits to a deeper secret.
The Most Elite Wibble Sea Lion Strikeforce Revealed!
2023-06-12
Breaking news unveils the silliest, most absurd, yet effective batch of aquatic warriors the world has ever seen: the Wibble Sea Lion Strikeforce.
Reddit Blackout Spawns Global Innovation Surge
2023-06-12
The sudden disappearance of Reddit from the Internet results in the development of groundbreaking inventions and solutions.
Mysterious Stranger: A Town Goes Wild Over Unexpected Outsider
2023-06-12
Havensville residents are in a frenzy after discovering that the man they assumed was a local is, in fact, not from around these parts.
Impossibly Irresistible: The Article That Defies Downvotes
2023-06-12
In a bold challenge to internet naysayers, one writer crafts an article so undeniably delightful, even the most critical readers find themselves powerless to hit the dreaded downvote button.
Man Challenges Internet to Downvote His Article, What Happens Next Will Shock You
2023-06-12
A daring individual has issued a challenge to the internet to downvote his article. Will the trolls take the bait? Find out in our latest piece on The Wibble.
Man Claiming to be Local Turns Out to be Alien From Outer Space
2023-06-12
Locals in shock as it is uncovered that a man who has lived among them all his life is actually an extraterrestrial being.
PJ Masks Save Local Pizzeria from Late-Night Dough Disaster
2023-06-12
Last night, the crime-fighting trio known as PJ Masks foiled a sneaky scheme at a local pizzeria, ensuring residents continue to enjoy their beloved late-night slices.
Top 10 Unforgettable Wibble Images That Left Us Speechless
2023-06-12
Feast your eyes on The Wibble's greatest visual masterpieces that had everyone talking, laughing, and sharing across the internet.
Leprechauns Demand Payment in Bitcoin Instead of Gold
2023-06-12
After years of hoarding gold in their pots, leprechauns have decided to embrace modern technology and demand payment in Bitcoin.
Poland Takes Credit for Massive Fart Heard Across Europe
2023-06-12
In a hilariously bizarre turn of events, Poland has proclaimed responsibility for a loud and long fart that was heard across the continent. The Polish government has issued a statement claiming that the fart was the result of a massive national bean-eating contest. The story has created a media sensation, with people all over Europe debating the veracity of Poland's claims. Find out what other countries are saying in this must-read article from The Wibble.
Museum Visitors Turn Defiling Artifacts into Favorite Pastime
2023-06-12
A new trend among museum-goers has sparked controversy as people defile priceless artifacts and ruins. The trend has become so popular that it is now considered a favorite pastime by some visitors. Experts are alarmed by the lack of respect for cultural heritage and are calling for stricter security measures.
Reddit Blackout Causes Unprecedented Global Productivity: Cure for Cancer, Free Energy, and Time Travel All Invented
2023-06-12
In a bizarre turn of events, the social media platform's outage has led to a surge in scientific breakthroughs and technological advancements. Find out how Reddit's downfall led to the greatest accomplishments in human history.
World's most articulate toddler interviewed by Wibble
2023-06-12
In an exclusive interview, The Wibble sits down with a toddler who can put the English language to shame.
Local journalist learns to explain upvotes to a three-year-old on crack
2023-06-12
Our expert journalist takes on the challenge of breaking down the concept of upvotes in a way that even a toddler on crack can understand.
Wisconsin University Fails Basic Math, Schedules Closure on February 30th
2023-06-12
In a major embarrassment for Lakeland University, the institution mistakenly announced a closure on February 30th, a date that does not exist. Officials scrambled to correct the error, causing confusion and panic among students and faculty. Satirical news source The Wibble reports on the hilarious blunder.