Masons' Top Confidential: How To Properly Polish A Stone
2023-07-14
A bold undercover operation uncovers the true extent of Freemasons' dedication to rock glittering techniques.
Famous Chef Tackles Ultimate Culinary Challenge in Unexpected Location
2023-07-13
Renowned chef Gordon Ramsay surprises fans with a daring move as he takes on a new season of 'Hell's Kitchen' in an unlikely setting.
Goodwood Festival of Speed organizers struggle to find non-car related events
2023-07-13
Amidst growing concerns, organizers of the Goodwood Festival of Speed announce cancellation due to a surprising lack of non-car related events
Chris Pratt Cast as Himself in Upcoming Animated Movie
2023-07-13
In a surprising casting choice, Chris Pratt will be voicing the character of Chris Pratt in an upcoming animated film.
Always Launches Controversial Ad Campaign Targeting Unexpected Audience
2023-07-13
A new marketing campaign from Always has raised eyebrows with its unconventional approach to advertising a product for menstruation.
Fascinating Discovery: Lost Cartoon Competes with Mickey Mouse
2023-07-13
An extraordinary find has uncovered a forgotten animation created by Adolf Hitler himself that sought to rival the beloved Mickey Mouse character.
U-turn in Urination: New Standing Laws Shock Nation
2023-07-13
In a bewildering move, the Department of Health has introduced new regulations concerning bathroom etiquette, shaking the foundation of customary pee practises...
Car Pathfinder Challenges Expectations, Defies Laws of Physics
2023-07-13
A car pathfinder defies all odds as it attempts to reach its destination without leaving the city, leaving car experts baffled and questioning the laws of physics.
Local Man Discovers Unconventional Use for Heart-Shaped Angel Glass Smartphone
2023-07-13
A man's life is forever changed when he stumbles upon a surprising discovery involving a heart-shaped angel glass smartphone. The implications are both menacing and undead.
Ding! The Ultimate Guide to Avoiding Doorbell Solicitors
2023-07-13
Discover the witty strategies that will leave pesky doorbell solicitors dinging and dashing. Learn how to protect your sanity and preserve your precious time with this hilarious and informative article from The Wibble.
Local Man Discovers Startling Connection Between Gas Toilets and Raspberry Blue Shoulders
2023-07-13
A shocking revelation rocks the tiny town of Wibble as one man uncovers a bizarre correlation between gas toilets and raspberry blue shoulders. Stay tuned to find out the unexpected link and its implications!
Unraveling the Quirks of Quantum Radio: A Journey into the Crocodile-infested Labyrinths of Reality
2023-07-13
When cave bangers and money gods mingle in a mysterious factory, and fish mint deodorant becomes the new 'It' thing, you know reality has taken a sabbatical. Follow us as we embark on a wild flight, through the mingling frequencies of zombie cats and warrior vases, into the enigmatic world of Quantum Radio.
When Humble Howard Met Lightning-Fingered Jimmy
2023-07-13
An unexpected encounter between a seemingly average individual named Howard and the peculiar, self-proclaimed god, Jimmy, sparks a dizzyingly absurd discourse. Will Howard ever see Jimmy, or himself, the same way again?
A Trippy Day: Zany Adventures of a VR House Sitter
2023-07-13
Join our intrepid VR house-sitter as he awakens in a mansion teeming with suspiciously healthy kittens and undertakes the Herculean task of 'House Chore Simulator'.
Contagious Laughter Sweeps Across the Globe, Leaving Epidemiologists Stunned and Laughing
2023-07-12
In a surprising turn of events, a wave of contagious laughter has spread from one corner of the world to another, leaving epidemiologists astonished and in stitches. Find out how this unexpected outbreak of joy has brought people together in unexpected ways and left scientists wondering if laughter really is the best medicine.
Pentagon Axed for Hexagon: DoD Announces Update to Geometric Endeavors
2023-07-12
In an effort to boost military efficiency and revive long-dead Euclidean debates, the Department of Defense electrifies the nation with the announcement of replacing the iconic Pentagon building with a far more angles-friendly Hexagon.
Uncovering the Top 10 Strangest Music Genres You've Never Heard Of
2023-07-12
Explore the world of unique and bizarre music genres like Bath House, Dumbstep, heartstyle, and more in this mind-blowing list.
Local Jogger Discovers Secret Uranium Purifier in City Parkway
2023-07-12
A stunning discovery made by a jogger has brought attention to a hidden substance on a city parkway.
Local Man Discovers Surprising Use for Spices and Window Roller Coaster
2023-07-12
A creative and unconventional solution involving spices and a roller coaster is found by a man facing an unusual problem.
John Dohn's Illicit and Eccentric Beverage Artistry
2023-07-12
Dive into the wild world of John Dohn, the mixologist extraordinaire notorious for his outrageous collection of liquid concoctions. From 'Worm Blue' to 'Calculator Passport', you'll never look at your drink the same way again!