When a Pony Acts Like an Assault Rifle: Unveiling Littlepip's Hidden Talent
2023-11-25
Discover the surprising skills of Littlepip as she reveals her uncanny ability to behave like a powerful weapon.
Meet Littlepip: The Ultimate Soldier's Companion
2023-11-25
Discover the incredible features of 'The Lightbringer', also known as Littlepip, a compact weapon management tool that offers remarkable accuracy and engineering possibilities.
Heathen Action Figures Drowned in Deluge: the Latest Twist in Religious Toys
2023-11-25
Spiritual education just got a tad extreme with the introduction of the New Noah's Ark playset. This set includes interesting 'heathen' action figures tailored to provide a hands-on experience, quite literally, of the great flood.
Failed Rebellion Propels Altman to AI Supremacy at OpenAI
2023-11-24
Oops! A botched coup at OpenAI gives Sam Altman the last laugh as it startlingly serves to cement his leadership instead.
The Crystal Incident: A Glittering Night to Remember
2023-11-23
A captivating historical narrative that revolves around an intimidating brute who forces prisoners to don headbands with a peculiarly glinting crystal. Intriguing, isn't it?
Warthognado: When Nature Decides It's Time for Piggy Pandemonium
2023-11-22
Witness the madness as a tornado sends warthogs flying through the city, causing mayhem and confusion at every turn.
Man Arrested for Creating IKEA Labyrinth and Confusing Shoppers
2023-11-22
A man has been arrested for crafting a labyrinth in an IKEA store that left shoppers trapped for hours.
Man Denied Access to Heaven due to Unforeseen Local Authority Issues
2023-11-22
A man's dream of entering heaven is shattered when he receives an unexpected rejection from the celestial local authority.
All Bark, No Byte: The Digital Uproar of 'Tree Falls' Meme
2023-11-22
Forget about cats and dogs, trees are the latest Internet sensation - crossing all the branches into the viral world.
The Great Cze-Change: How 'CH' Became 'Ȟ'
2023-11-22
In an unprecedented move, the Czech language has decided to retire the beloved character 'CH' and replace it with the more avant-garde 'Ȟ'.
From Goodwill to eBay: The Secret Life of Justin Montclair
2023-11-21
Discover the astonishing story of Justin Montclair, a Goodwill worker who has been running a lucrative online business by reselling donated items on eBay.
Keyboard Crusaders Versus the Ban-Hammer Baron
2023-11-21
Witness as a beleaguered forum group faces off against their software-maker, in an Orwellian tale of bugs, banishment and cyber resilience.
Masterminds and Visionaries: A Quirky INTJ Boss's Guide On Handling An ENTP Employee
2023-11-21
Learning how to navigate the nuances of your ENTP employee can feel like understanding a new language, especially when you’re an INTJ boss. Here’s our quirky guide to help you deal with it.
Tech Startup Appoints Potted Plant as New CEO
2023-11-20
In an unexpected move, a local tech company has named a potted plant as its new Chief Executive Officer. Find out how this leafy green is handling the responsibilities of running a cutting-edge company.
Salmon Strike a Pose! Local Photographer's Unbelievable Catch
2023-11-20
When a local photographer set up their tripod by a lively river, they were expecting good shots of salmon. What they got, however, was much more spectacular...
Local TV Station Unveils Revolutionary Weather Postcast Postdictions
2023-11-20
A local TV station takes weather forecasting to another level by offering postdictions for their weather forecasts. Find out how this groundbreaking technology predicts the past with unprecedented accuracy.
Christian Group Vows to Dress the Wildlife: Are Animals Missing Their Sunday Best?
2023-11-20
An overly prudish Christian group has taken on a mission to clothe every wild animal on earth by 2030. Are we about to witness a fashion show in the animal kingdom?
Batman Distracts Godzilla with Explosive Surprise in Tokyo
2023-11-20
As Godzilla caused chaos in Tokyo, Batman emerged from the shadows and used a bat grenade to distract the giant monster.
Panda-monium Ensues as Giant Pandas Return to US Zoos
2023-11-20
Prepare for pandemonium as giant pandas make a triumphant comeback to US zoos, captivating audiences with their adorable antics.
These 10 Tricks Will Give You Explosive Calves!
2023-11-20
Discover the secrets to achieving massive calf muscles with these 10 mind-blowing tricks!