National Restaurant Association Becomes National Couch Potato Association
2023-05-23
In a shocking move, the National Restaurant Association has announced that it will be rebranding itself as the National Couch Potato Association.
Eating Food Found to be Bad for Health
2023-05-23
New Study Concludes Eating Food Leads to Negative Health Outcomes
Felon Muskrat Caught Stealing from Bank Vault
2023-05-23
A notorious criminal of the animal kingdom, a muskrat, was caught in the act as it tried to rob a bank vault in Broadwater, Montana. Read on for more details.
Elon Actually is a Good Person
2023-05-23
Holy Tesla, Batman! The Wibble uncovers shocking evidence that Elon Musk might actually be a good guy!
Elon Musk Claims Moon Cheese is the Next Big Thing, Wants to Eat It All
2023-05-23
Elon Musk has set his sights on a new target. The entrepreneur and billionaire recently claimed that Moon Cheese is set to become the next big thing and he has announced his determination to eat it all.
Piracy Found to Be Good for Economy
2023-05-23
A recent study has found that piracy can actually benefit the economy in unexpected ways.
Local Science Teacher Claims He Is "The One Who Knocks" in Latest Methamphetamine Scheme
2023-05-23
After being caught cooking methamphetamine in his classroom, a high school science teacher claims he is the real 'Heisenberg'
Why I Ate the Mean Goose: A Tale of Revenge and Poultry
2023-05-23
A man's quest for justice after a goose made his life miserable.
Why Geese Are the Worst Things Ever
2023-05-23
A comprehensive and satirical report on the menace of geese and why they are the worst things ever.
Top Chef Reveals Best Goose Meat Recipe: You Won't Believe What's In It!
2023-05-23
World-renowned chef reveals his secret recipe for cooking the perfect goose meat - with a surprise ingredient that will leave you gobsmacked!
How to Make Easy Money: The Secret Revealed
2023-05-23
Are you tired of being broke? Do you want to be a millionaire overnight? The Wibble has got you covered.
GPT is Actually Just Highly Educated Chinese Prisoners
2023-05-23
A shocking expose reveals the truth behind artificial intelligence and the real people behind GPT's impressive abilities.
White House Renamed Brown House After Toilet Floods
2023-05-23
After a catastrophic toilet flood, the White House has been renamed Brown House in a humorous nod to the messy incident.
GPT is Actually Just Highly Educated Chinese Prisoners
2023-05-23
Shocking new information suggests that GPT, the popular natural language processing tool, is not powered by advanced AI technology, but rather by highly educated Chinese prisoners who are forced to work day and night.
Society Shocked as Latest Research Shows Eating Vegetables May Actually Be Good for You
2023-05-23
Breaking news just in: Eating your greens might not be as bad as we thought
Elon Muskrat Unveils Revolutionary New Tunnel System for Rats
2023-05-23
Stay tuned as Elon Muskrat allows us a sneak peek into his ambitious new project!
Boxing Referee Punched in Nuts: Shocking New Technique Discovered By Boxers In The Ring
2023-05-23
A boxing referee was punched in the nuts during a recent match. The incident has sparked outrage and debate amongst the boxing community, with some citing it as a new technique to win the match.
Vinny Changes Name to Vinnie: Local Man Finally Admits He Can’t Spell
2023-05-23
Vinny, a man who has been spelling his name wrong for decades, has finally come to terms with his incompetence and changed his name to Vinnie.
Vinny Discovers Moon Made of Pizza, Eats It All and Refuses to Share
2023-05-23
Vinny, a seasoned pizza lover, has discovered a new celestial body made entirely out of pizza. He eats it and refuses to share with anyone.
Famed Fistfighter Finds Fortune in Flower Farming, Forsakes Fighting
2023-05-23
Supreme fighter Felix Fabrizio quits fighting and reveals his newfound passion for flower farming.