Netflix Engineer Stuns Math Community by Proving P=NP
2023-11-04
In a groundbreaking discovery, a Netflix engineer astounds the world of mathematics by delivering an undeniable proof that P equals NP.
Unconventional Celebration for Merged Pull Requests
2023-11-04
Discover the story of a company that mandates the submitter of a merged PR to ring a bell on the wall as a form of celebration.
Unprecedented Discovery: Elon Musk 100% Confirmed as Human!
2023-11-04
In a shocking development, tests reveal that multi-billionaire tech wizard Elon Musk is composed entirely of human DNA.
Battle of the Flat Planets: Flat Earth Society vs. Flat Mars Society
2023-11-03
The Flat Earth Society and the Flat Mars Society are going head-to-head in a battle of planetary proportions, as they try to prove which flat world is the true reality.
Exclusive Interview with the Duck Tape Avenger: How One Man Found Justice in a Roll
2023-11-03
We sit down with the mysterious Duck Tape Avenger to uncover the story behind his unconventional crusade against crime.
Unconventional Getaway: Van with Missing Tire and Boozy Cargo Foils Police
2023-11-03
When a van missing a tire and loaded with 326 cases of beer becomes the center of a police chase, the unexpected hilarity that ensues leaves everyone wondering if it's all just a hilarious dream.
Oops! Hindu Nationalist Leader's Slip-Up Causes Outrage
2023-11-03
In a major blunder, a Hindu nationalist leader unintentionally targets Sikh community instead of Muslims, leading to widespread condemnation and demands for an apology.
Boom or Bust: Predicting the Financial Fallout of World War III
2023-11-03
As the specter of a third world war looms, financial experts analyze the potential consequences on markets, offering insights into the possible winners and losers.
Family's Attempt to Get Rid of Snake Ends in Disaster
2023-11-03
A family's well-intentioned plan to remove a snake from their house goes horribly wrong, resulting in the destruction of their entire home.
NaN: The Mysterious Stranger in the Byte-Code Saloon
2023-11-03
NaN-ologically speaking, our stranger in town breaks all the commandments of programming logic. Tumbleweeds might know what's going on... or they might not - after all, they're just tumbleweeds.
Real Numbers, Imaginary Friends: The Countability Chronicles
2023-11-03
Buckle up for a whimsical tour along the mind-bending roadway of real numbers. Can they all be counted? Do we care about the ones we can't describe? Read on to find out.
Neil Cicierega Unveils Surprise Album 'Mouth Mouth' That Will Leave You Speechless
2023-11-03
Internet sensation Neil Cicierega surprises fans with the release of the highly anticipated fifth installment in the 'Mouth' series.
Exclusive: Doctor Who's Jaw-Dropping Regeneration Revealed!
2023-11-03
Get ready to be shocked as the next Doctor Who regeneration takes an unexpected twist!
From Gallifrey to Equestria: Doctor Who Steeds Ahead in New Form
2023-11-03
Get ready to saddle up for a new kind of Doctor who experience! Could the next Time Lord really be of the four-legged variety?
Federal Reserve Releases Spooky Halloween Currency
2023-11-02
The Federal Reserve surprises the nation by printing money adorned with ghosts and spiders, just in time for Halloween.
Money Printer Goes Haywire: Jerome Powell Prints Options Contracts Instead of Money
2023-11-01
In a bizarre turn of events, Jerome Powell's money printer malfunctions and starts producing options contracts, leaving investors bewildered and unsure of the stock market's fate.
Indiana Jones and the Furious Monorails: A Geriatric Adventure
2023-11-01
Indiana Jones is summoned from retirement for an adrenaline-fueled escapade. Now with more monorails than any senior should reasonably be expected to ride on.
Elsa's Mysterious Return Shakes Up Indy's Mission
2023-11-01
In the midst of their action-packed mission, Indy and his team encounter a surprising familiar face - Elsa, thought to be long gone. But why is she back, and what does she have in store for them?
Zombie Apocalypse Postponed to After Halloween Due to Lack of Staff
2023-11-01
The much-anticipated zombie apocalypse will have to wait until after Halloween due to a shortage of available staff.
Homeowner's Guide to Gremlin Control: A Comprehensive Strategy
2023-10-31
Having trouble with pesky house gremlins? Author Bert Mungo offers a unique, wildly imaginative and surprisingly effective approach to household pest control.