Flamingo movie causing outrage among Colombian drug lords
2023-06-04
The latest Hollywood musical comedy starring Bruno Mars, Donald Trump, and Morgan Freeman has sparked controversy among Colombian drug lords, who claim the board game-inspired film has defamed the life of notorious drug lord Walter White. The plot follows Walter (Mars) as he escapes from prison and flees to Miami, where he finds himself entangled in a world of colourful characters and unexpected opportunities. Trump's role as a corrupt politician has also raised eyebrows among critics, who are calling for a boycott of the film. Morgan Freeman, as always, steals the show as a sassy flamingo who guides Walter through his journey of self-discovery.
Scientists Discover World Only Began in 1954
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, scientists have determined that the world did not exist prior to August 15th, 1954 at precisely 3:32PM. The implications of this finding are sure to rock the scientific community and leave the rest of us questioning what we think we know about our existence.
Local Man Declared Ikea Whisperer After Assembling Furniture on First Try
2023-06-04
In a stunning display of handyman prowess, a local man has accomplished the nearly impossible feat of assembling an Ikea furniture piece on his first attempt. Witnesses report that the man, who wishes to remain anonymous, used no tools other than the provided Allen wrench and appeared to have an intuitive understanding of the cryptic instructions. Experts are now referring to him as the 'Ikea Whisperer' and are flocking to him for consultations.
Magical Kingdom Now a Discount Store: Disneyland Transformed into Walmart
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, Disneyland has officially been taken over by retail giant Walmart. Visitors hoping to enjoy attractions such as Space Mountain and Pirates of the Caribbean will now be met with shelves stocked with discounted goods and long lines at the checkout. Disney characters have been replaced by smiling greeters wearing the Walmart vest. This change has left many parkgoers feeling confused and disappointed, while others are excited to snag some deals on their favorite merchandise. Stay tuned for updates on the transformation of other beloved theme parks into big box stores.
Breaking News: Ant Population to Increase by 3 in 30 Years
2023-06-04
Experts predict that by 2050, there will be a significant rise in the ant population due to the birth of 3 new ants. How will this affect our daily lives? Find out in this exclusive report only on The Wibble.
New Hampshire Man Named Hardest Worker in Education Awarded Giant Pencil
2023-06-04
Andre of New Hampshire was awarded the state-wide hardest worker in education award, which comes with the prestigious giant pencil prize. The pencil, roughly the size of a small tree, is said to have already caused several traffic accidents as Andre proudly drove it home. Sources close to Andre say he plans to use the pencil as a weapon for classroom management.
Home Alone 7 Takes Us Back to the Future!
2023-06-04
In this hilarious twist, Kevin McCallister finds himself in a time-traveling adventure that puts his Home Alone skills to the test. With nods to Back to the Future Part II, this parody will have you laughing out loud as Kevin tries to outsmart his past self and avoid a future of sticky bandits.
England Prohibits Popular Cornish Pastry Due to National Security Concerns
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, the UK government has placed a ban on the beloved Cornish pasty, citing fears that the flaky, savory snack could pose a threat to national security. Protests have erupted in Cornwall, where locals see the pasty as an essential part of their cultural identity. Will the ban be lifted, or will Brits have to say goodbye to their favorite baked good forever? Read on for the full story.
Local Man Mistakenly Joins Splatoon Tournament Thinking It Was a Fish Fry Contest
2023-06-04
A local man who thought he signed up for a fish fry contest was in for a surprise when he arrived at the Splatoon tournament instead. Find out what happened when he faced off against seasoned gamers while armed with just a frying pan.
Ligma: The New Fashion Trend Sweeping the Nation
2023-06-04
Find out how this mysterious and elusive trend is taking the fashion world by storm, and what it means for the future of style. With interviews from top designers and influencers, this article will give you the inside scoop on the latest craze that everyone is talking about. #Ligmawho? #Fashionforward
Rick Astley sues for royalties after discovering his song being used without permission
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Rick Astley, the 80's pop icon, has filed a lawsuit against a small town karaoke bar for playing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' without his consent. Astley's lawyer claims that the singer has not received any royalties for the usage of the song and is seeking compensation for the blatant copyright infringement. Will Astley finally get the justice he deserves? Tune in to find out.
Timmy Declares Rice Pudding the 'Scum of the Earth'
2023-06-04
In a shocking statement, 10-year-old Timmy has declared rice pudding to be the most disgusting food on the planet. Find out what led to his disdain for this classic dessert, and how the pudding community is reacting to this outrage.
Crazed Racist Man Goes to Furry Convention and Gets Convert-d
2023-06-04
A man with a hateful agenda attends a furry convention with the intention of spreading hate and chaos, but ends up finding acceptance and joining the community instead. Will he ditch his racist ways and embrace the furry lifestyle? Find out in this outrageous and hilarious article on The Wibble!
Local Walmart Selling Holy Grail as Ordinary Glass
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, a local Walmart has been caught selling what appears to be the Holy Grail as just an ordinary glass. Customers are in disbelief as they realize they have been drinking from a cup of eternal life without even knowing it. We reached out to Walmart for a comment, but they simply shrugged and said 'Hey, it was in the glassware section.'
Breaking News: Cat writes Pulitzer Prize-winning article by walking on keyboard
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a cat has accidentally submitted an article that has blown the minds of literary critics worldwide. The cat's owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims that the feline simply walked across their keyboard, but the resulting piece of writing is nothing short of extraordinary. The article, titled [insert title here], is already being hailed as a masterpiece and is sure to win the Pulitzer Prize for journalism. Who knew cats had such talent?
AI attempts to guess user input, hilariously fails
2023-06-04
The Wibble's latest experiment involved software attempting to interpret a user's guidance for generating content. Read on to find out how AI fared in its attempt to guess what the user meant.
Local Wigan Man Goes from Bread Baker to Pro Gamer: The Yeasty Rise to Fame
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, a Wigan man's bread baking skills led him to a new career as a professional gamer. Learn about his journey from kneading dough to earning dough in this hilarious and heartwarming story.
Local Man Attempts to Paint Rainbow on House Using Only Eight Colors
2023-06-04
In a daring DIY project, a man in our community has set out to paint a rainbow on his house using only the colors red, blue, green, yellow, orange, purple, pink, grey, and white. Will he succeed or will his rainbow end up looking like a poorly executed tie-dye shirt? Find out more on The Wibble.
Local Man's Time Machine Spoils Upcoming Netflix Series
2023-06-04
A local man has allegedly discovered a time machine and decided to use it for the most devious purpose possible - spoiling the plot of an upcoming Netflix series. How did he acquire this technology? Who is the unfortunate victim of his time-traveling spoilers? Find out on The Wibble!
No One Raves About Four Stars: A Tragic Tale of Mediocrity
2023-06-04
In a stunning revelation, it turns out that no one really cares about restaurants or products that receive four out of five stars. We delve deeper into this phenomenon and offer some potential explanations for why this may be the case, including the theory that people are simply too lazy to write a meaningful review for anything less than a perfect rating. Don't be fooled into thinking that four stars is anything to brag about - let's strive for greatness, people!