Breaking News: World Ending Because of Unpronounceable Virus
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered that the end of the world is not due to climate change or nuclear Armageddon, but a virus with a name that no one can pronounce. We speak with experts to learn more about this bizarre phenomenon and how it will impact the final days of human existence.
Christopher Nolan to Direct Nando's Biographical Thriller: 'The Peri-Peri Redemption'
2023-06-04
In a surprising move, renowned filmmaker Christopher Nolan has signed on to direct a biographical thriller about the history of Nando's. Titled 'The Peri-Peri Redemption', the film promises to tell the tale of how the famous chicken restaurant became a cultural phenomenon. Nolan is reportedly a fan of Nando's and is excited to bring its story to the big screen, promising to keep audiences on the edge of their seats with his signature twists and turns. No word yet on who will play the famous Nando's rooster mascot, but we can't wait to find out!
Discotheque Owners Shocked: Study Shows Majority of Patrons Don't Know What a Jukebox Is
2023-06-04
A recent study has shown that despite the fact that 'Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes' contains every letter of the alphabet, most young club-goers don't even know what a jukebox is. We spoke to several discotheque owners who were shocked by the findings and are now considering adding retro machines to their establishments in an effort to educate the youth and bring back the nostalgic sound of the past.
The Wibble Hires a Bird Lawyer?
2023-06-04
In a surprising move, satirical news website The Wibble is seeking to hire a lawyer proficient in Bird law, but is closing its doors to non-avian candidates. Will this new legal expert finally bring order to the chaotic world of bird politics? Stay tuned as we follow this feathered saga.
Local Musician Bobby Conn Announces Presidential Victory: 'I Rocked the Vote!'
2023-06-04
Bobby Conn, beloved musician and icon in the Chicago scene, has stunned the world by winning the US presidency! In a campaign characterized by wild performances and outrageous outfits, Bobby Conn proved that rock and roll may just be the key to politics. Supporters are thrilled, hailing this victory as a triumph of the counter-culture. Conn himself declared 'I rocked the vote!' at his victory concert, which featured free beer and an electrifying set by his band, The Burglars.
New Study Finds TikTok Dances Only Bring More Existential Dread
2023-06-04
A recent study has shown that despite the temporary dopamine rush, TikTok dances ultimately lead to increased feelings of existential despair. Who knew that our attempts to distract ourselves from the absurdity of existence were only making things worse? Find out more in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Breaking News: The Wibble Falsely Claims Own Article to be Breaking News
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, satirical news website 'The Wibble' has falsely claimed their latest article to be breaking news. Sources close to the situation are calling it a desperate attempt for attention. Stay tuned for more updates on this breaking (but not really) story.
Time Traveller from the Future Beats Nazis and Lady Gaga in Epic Radio Appearance
2023-06-04
A sensational discovery of a 1938 radio transcript reveals a mysterious time traveller who not only warned of the upcoming war but also crushed his opponents during a poker game with Lady Gaga's hit song. Experts and conspiracy theorists debate whether the stranger was a real hero or just another prankster playing a dangerous game with time.
Avocado Toast Steals Hearts: Survey Shows Benedict Cumberbatch Out of Favor
2023-06-04
A recent study has confirmed what we all suspected: avocado toast has officially taken over as the heartthrob of the food world, leaving Benedict Cumberbatch in the dust. Will the actor ever recover from this blow to his ego? Only time will tell.
Breaking News: AWRUAHX Takes Over the World
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the mysterious organization known as AWRUAHX has taken control of every major government and corporation on the planet. But who is behind this enigmatic group? And what are their plans for the future? The Wibble investigates.
US Supreme Court Hears Landmark Chicken v. Egg Legal Dispute
2023-06-04
In a case that has baffled legal experts and scientists alike, the age-old question of whether the chicken or the egg came first has finally reached the highest court in the land. The egg, represented by a team of brilliant lawyers, is arguing that the chicken's claim to primacy is unfounded and unproven. The chicken, however, insists that without its presence, there would be no egg to argue about. Will the Supreme Court finally settle this age-old dispute once and for all? Stay tuned for updates.
Local Man Tries to Cure Depression by Becoming Pro Gamer, Fails Miserably
2023-06-04
After hitting a low point with his mental health, a man from Wigan decided to pursue a career in competitive gaming. Unfortunately for him, his lack of skill and experience made his dreams of becoming a pro CS:GO player a distant reality. Read on to find out how he coped with yet another setback in his quest for happiness.
Earth 2948: No Cats, Yes Stereotypes, and King Trump II
2023-06-04
A visitor from Earth 2948 claims that cats don't exist in his world, but gender stereotypes are still going strong. However, what really caught our attention is that King Donald Trump II has been ruling the United States since 2009! Is this a glimpse into our future or just another dimension?
Turkish man named Todd wins ‘Most Disastrous Public Poop’ award
2023-06-04
Todd, a Turkish man, left everyone in utter shock and disgust after he pooped his pants while receiving an award for his outstanding contributions to the community. The entire incident was captured on live television and has since gone viral on social media. Todd's embarrassing moment has earned him the title of the winner of the 'Most Disastrous Public Poop' award. Will he ever live it down? Only time will tell.
Local Man Discovers Revolutionary Cure for Boredom
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking discovery, a local man has found a groundbreaking way to cure boredom. He claims that it's so simple, it's almost stupid. Find out what this revolutionary cure is and how it can change your life in our exclusive interview.
40-Year-Old Man Goes through Pregnancy as a 16-Year-Old School Girl and Gets Married: The Ultimate Mocking of Gender Stereotypes
2023-06-04
Follow the uproarious and absurd journey of a middle-aged man who defies societal norms and expectations and embarks on both an unexpected pregnancy and marriage as a teenage girl. Will he successfully navigate the challenges of pregnancy as a man and the struggles of being a young bride? Find out in this sidesplitting tale on The Wibble.
Local Man's Dream of Becoming World-Renowned CS:GO Player Going Up in Smoke
2023-06-04
Follow the hilarious journey of a British man as he tries to make it big in the world of CS:GO, but faces one obstacle after another. From embarrassing losses to frustrating teammates, this article will make you laugh and shake your head in disbelief at the same time.
Time Traveler From 2049 Predicts Second American Civil War
2023-06-04
A time traveler from 2049 has reportedly predicted that the Second American Civil War will begin on March 15th, 2024 and end on July 6th, 2038. Stay tuned for updates on this breaking news story on The Wibble, your go-to source for all things satirical and absurd.
40-Year-Old Man Goes through Pregnancy as a 16-Year-Old School Girl: Hilarious Misadventures Continue
2023-06-04
Follow the absurd journey of a middle-aged man who finds himself pregnant, all while pretending to be a teenage girl. From dealing with morning sickness in English class to navigating the drama of high school relationships with a growing belly, this story is sure to make you laugh and cringe in equal measure. Will he/she be able to keep up the act and avoid revealing the truth? Find out in this outrageous satire that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about age and gender.
Breaking News: Man Interrupts Scheduled Programming to Report on Importance of Scheduled Programming Interruptions
2023-06-04
In a bizarre twist of events, a man has interrupted scheduled programming to discuss the significance of 'Breaking News' interruptions. Stay tuned to learn more about this groundbreaking interruption.