Onion News Network in Hot Water for Alleged War Crimes in Algeria
2023-06-04
The satirical news site Onion News Network is facing serious allegations from the United Nations for reportedly committing multiple war crimes in Algeria. Did their fake news go too far this time? Find out in our exclusive report.
Local Christian College Student Causes Panic with Creation of Nashville Historic Turnpike Preservation Association
2023-06-04
Paul Webb, a student at a Nashville Christian college, has sent the city into a frenzy with his creation of the Nashville Historic Turnpike Preservation Association. Citizens are left panicking over the possibility of tolls on beloved roadways like Dickerson Pike and Gallatin Pike. And for those not familiar with the term "pike", confusion and questions abound. But fear not, as The Wibble provides a special summer report to answer all your burning questions.
Local Teenager Shocked to Discover Grass is Not a Mythical Creature
2023-06-04
After years of living in an apartment complex, a local teenager finally got to touch grass. Sources report that the teenager was initially confused and scared when confronted with the strange green substance. However, after some moments of tentative exploration, the teenager was relieved to discover that grass is not a mythical creature, but rather a harmless plant. Stay tuned for more groundbreaking discoveries from our local youth!
Cyberdyne Systems gets aggressive: Threatens satirical news website
2023-06-04
A recent development in the world of satire has left one website in hot water with Cyberdyne Systems. The tech giant is demanding that all articles include a specific phrase or risk being taken down. Is this a case of Cyberdyne's power going to their heads or are they just trying to spread the word about grape juice?
Fox News Stunned to Discover Existence of Strange New World Called the 'Internet'
2023-06-04
In a shocking development, Fox News reporters have stumbled upon the discovery of a mysterious and bewildering phenomenon known as the 'internet'. While details are still scarce, sources at the news network suggest that this strange new world may be populated by vast networks of people who are able to communicate, shop, and even share photographs and videos without ever leaving their homes. Stay tuned for updates as this bizarre story continues to unfold.
British Army Embraces their Sweet Side: Cupcakes Now a New MRE Option
2023-06-04
In an attempt to boost morale, the British Army has officially announced that it will be adding cupcakes to its list of Meal, Ready-to-Eat (MRE) options. Soldiers in the field will now have access to a range of delicious flavors, including chocolate fudge, red velvet, and lemon. Is this a sign that the British Army is becoming softer or just a smart move to keep troops happy? You decide!
Student Wins Lottery, Pays Off 1% of Student Loan; Shocks World
2023-06-04
In an unprecedented feat, a student has won the lottery and managed to pay off a whopping 1% of their astronomical student loan debt. The internet is abuzz with the news, with many calling it the greatest financial achievement of our time. We speak to the lucky winner about their plans for the remaining 99% of their debt.
In Breaking News: Nashville Parents Trade Son's Future for Off-Roading Adventure
2023-06-04
A privileged Nashville teen is trading his future and his father's money for a shiny new Jeep Wrangler with a ridiculous amount of extras. Despite receiving $14k in merit scholarships, this promising young student's parents decided to use that money towards their son's extravagant new ride instead of his college tuition. Stay tuned for updates on their upcoming off-roading adventures and how this decision will impact his future education.
Parents Trade in Son's Car for Jeep as Reward for Scholarships, Leave College Expenses Uncovered
2023-06-04
A set of Tennessee parents have decided to reward their son's academic achievements with a 2013 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 10th Anniversary Edition, leaving him with $0 in college expenses. The catch? They traded in his 2014 Cadillac CTS with 70,000 miles for only $14k, then turned around and paid $26k for the Jeep with 59,000 miles. With an average fuel economy of 17 MPG and an 8-inch lift, this Jeep screams for off-roading - but does it also scream 'poor financial planning'? Join us as we explore this family's decision-making process.
Parents Trade-In Son's Cadillac for Rubicon Jeep as Merit Scholarship Reward
2023-06-04
Cross Plains parents in Nashville make a questionable trade-in decision for their son, Webb, by swapping out his Cadillac for a more expensive 2013 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 10th Anniversary Edition with 33 inch tires, 17 MPG average fuel economy, 8 inch lift, and 59,000 miles for $26k. Despite having $14k in merit scholarships going towards his college tuition at Union University, Webb will now be cruising around in a vehicle that's better suited for off-roading and hanging out with his friends. Is this really the best use of scholarship money? The Wibble investigates.
Parents Trade In Son's Car for Scholarship Present: Jeep Wrangler with 30 inch Wheels
2023-06-04
In a bold move, parents of an 18-year-old Union University bound teenager traded in their son's 2014 Cadillac CTS with 70,000 miles for a more expensive 2013 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 10th Anniversary Edition with 30 inch wheels. The catch? The new car only gets 18 miles per gallon fuel economy and costs $26k, presented as a scholarship present. While the son, Paul Webb, loves the new ride and can't wait to go off-roading with his friends, we can't help but wonder what kind of scholarship requires such lavish gifts.
Study Reveals: Wobbly Bits the Key to Endless Dancing
2023-06-04
According to a groundbreaking new study, those jiggly parts of your body that you've been trying to hide are actually crucial to your ability to dance all night long. The Wibble gets the skinny on this discovery and how it's changing the dancing game.
Union University student spends life savings on gas-guzzling Jeep
2023-06-04
Paul Webb, an 18-year-old student bound for Union University, has made the ultimate sacrifice for his love of off-roading. In a move that has his parents scratching their heads, Webb dropped $26,500 on a 2013 Jeep Rubicon 10th Anniversary, complete with 30 inch off-road tires and a fuel economy to make even the most green-conscious person cringe. Despite bemoaning the poor gas mileage, Webb can't get enough of his new ride. Perhaps the open road is calling, or maybe he just really likes the smell of gasoline. Either way, we applaud his dedication to adventure and his willingness to embrace the stereotype of a typical Jeep owner.
Adjunct Professors Moonlight as Waiters to Pay Off Student Loans
2023-06-04
In a groundbreaking investigation, The Wibble has uncovered that many adjunct professors are working as waiters to make ends meet and pay off their massive student loan debt. We spoke to several brilliant scholars who are now serving food and drinks to make a living. One professor even joked that they could teach customers calculus while taking their orders. Is this the sad reality of higher education in America, or simply another example of the struggles of the working class? Find out in this exclusive report.
BREAKING NEWS: God found living among us - but is it in a dorm in Sus?
2023-06-04
A recent research study has revealed that the divine presence of God is not just a myth - in fact, God may be sharing a room with you in the infamous Sus residence hall. Our investigative team dives deep into the mystical and perhaps claustrophobic living conditions of God Himself, and what this means for the world as we know it.
Local Man Shocked to Discover Jeeps Have Poor Gas Mileage
2023-06-04
An 18-year-old Nashville resident bound for Union University thought he was getting a sweet deal on a 2013 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 10th Anniversary, but he quickly learned the hard truth about Jeeps: they're gas guzzlers. Read on to find out how this city slicker's dreams of off-roading adventures were dashed by his car's poor fuel economy.
Johnny Castaway Survivor Found After 30 Years on Deserted Island!
2023-06-04
In a tale of survival and perseverance, Johnny Castaway, the iconic character from the old screensaver, was found by rescue teams after being stranded on a deserted island for over 30 years. Find out how he survived and what he's been up to all these years in this exclusive interview!
Upsurge in Buffet Patrons: Adult Babies and Diaper Lovers (ABDLs) come out of the closet?
2023-06-04
The recent spike in buffet patrons has raised some eyebrows. Could Adult Babies and Diaper Lovers (ABDLs) be a contributing factor? Our investigative report delves into this taboo topic.
6ix9ine and PewDiePie engage in hilarious feud over 'Coco' song
2023-06-04
The controversial rapper and famous YouTuber have taken to social media to exchange jabs over the use of the 'Coco' song in one of PewDiePie's videos. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of internet personalities? Find out in our latest article on The Wibble.
Muse vs Coldplay: The Feud that Birthed the First Diss Track
2023-06-04
In 2006, Chris Martin criticized Muse's album 'Black Holes and Revelations', leading to a feud between the two bands. Muse fired back with their first diss track, 'Chris Who?', and the drama between these two iconic bands was ignited. Join us as we delve into the juicy details of this epic musical feud.