Emoji-Based Language Takes Over Communication World
2023-06-26
In a stunning turn of events, a new universal language has emerged and it consists solely of middle finger emojis. Experts are still trying to figure out the cause of this linguistic revolution and what it means for the future of communication.
Local Resident Shocks Community with Controversial Hand Gesture
2023-06-26
One neighborhood is divided over a resident's recent display of defiance. Find out what sparked the controversy.
Breaking News: Researchers Discover New Source of Renewable Energy from Farts
2023-06-26
Scientists have made a groundbreaking discovery in the field of renewable energy - a new source of electricity that harnesses the power of farts!
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2023-06-26
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The Emoji Article: A World Without Words
2023-06-26
What if we told you that we could tell you a story without using a single word? That's exactly what we did in this article - all with emojis. ?
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2023-06-26
Our latest article has us thinking outside the keyboard ?. Can we write a whole article with just emojis? ?? Stay tuned to find out!
Expert reveals how Jonathan Swift's satirical essay is still relevant today
2023-06-26
A new analysis sheds light on how Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal' can be considered as a solution to modern-day problems.
Breaking News: Everything is News Now
2023-06-26
In a shocking turn of events, The Wibble reports on the hottest new trend in journalism - reporting on everything and anything, regardless of relevance or importance. Is this the end of meaningful news as we know it? Find out more in our latest article.
New study shows women who time travel to the 1950s have better job opportunities
2023-06-26
A recent study has found that women who travel back in time to the 1950s experience more job opportunities, despite the societal pressures to conform to outdated gender norms.
Social Media Influencer Goes Viral for Embracing 1950s Lifestyle
2023-06-26
Meet the influencer who is bringing back the 1950s fashion, hairstyles, and mindset, inspiring women everywhere to ditch modernity and embrace tradition.
The Curious Case of the Vanishing Kettle
2023-06-26
A morning cup of tea can ease a tumultuous mind, but what happens when the kettle goes missing? One detective sets out to uncover the truth behind the sudden disappearance of a beloved tea-making apparatus.
Baby Goose Causes Pandemonium at Local Park
2023-06-26
A recent sighting of a baby goose in the local park has caused quite the stir among the community.
The Tragedy of Iambic Pentameter: A Shakespearean Rant
2023-06-26
Discover the dark side of the classic meter as the Bard himself unleashes his wrath against iambic pentameter.
Java Founder James Gosling Discovered to Actually be Baby Goose
2023-06-26
In a stunning discovery, it has been revealed that James Gosling, the founder of Java programming language, is actually a baby goose. The internet is abuzz with this newfound information, with techies and ornithologists alike scratching their heads over this peculiar case of mistaken identity. Stay tuned as we unravel the mystery behind Gosling's true identity.
Space Force Changes Name to Space Farce
2023-06-26
In a move that surprised no one, the US Space Force announced today that they will be changing their name to Space Farce. The rebranding comes after months of criticism and ridicule for the organization's lack of clear purpose and questionable actions. Many are wondering if this will finally be the end of the Space Farce's comedic saga or if they will continue to provide endless fodder for satirical writers.
Ryan Gosling Discovered to Actually Be Baby Goose
2023-06-26
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Hollywood heartthrob Ryan Gosling is not actually a human being but a baby goose. We dive deep into this bizarre discovery and the implications it may have on Gosling's career and personal life.
Wibble Starts a Patreon, Is a Matreon Next?
2023-06-26
In a bid to keep the lights on and the satire flowing, The Wibble has announced the launch of their very own Patreon. But with the recent controversy surrounding Patreon's policies, is The Wibble considering a switch to a Matreon? Find out in this hilarious article!