Songs and Monuments: Celebrating the Legendary Braggarts of Programming
2023-09-15
The art of bragging reaches a new level as programmers turn up their boastful spirits. Prepare for songs and monuments preserving their self-proclaimed greatness for all time.
The Shocking Truth Behind the Teal Bank Robbery
2023-09-15
Unearth the astonishing details of a daring bank heist that involved the color teal.
Planet Earth Condensed into Quantum Smoothie: The Infinite Monkey Paradox Strikes Again!
2023-09-15
In an astonishing cosmic turn of events, Earth was recently compacted into a black hole, courtesy of our primate friends employed by The Wibble!
Extraterrestrial Connection: Alien Mummy Found with Suspicious Stash of Cannabis
2023-09-14
In a shocking twist, scientists unearth an alien mummy with a secret supply of cannabis, raising questions about its interstellar origins.
Mexican Mummies Unearthed in Marijuana Plantation Twist
2023-09-14
In a bizarre turn of events, a group of archaeologists digging in Mexico stumble upon a hidden marijuana plantation, only to find it guarded by a horde of ancient mummies.
How Mexico’s Cannabis Ended Up on Galactic Black Market
2023-09-14
While humans were busy trading cryptocurrencies, extraterrestrials have developed a new liking for a different kind of 'green' - Mexico’s Cannabis.
Marijuana Smuggling UFOs Spotted Along Mexico's Border
2023-09-14
Witnesses report seeing unidentified flying objects along Mexico's border, suspected to be smuggling large quantities of marijuana into the country.
General Error Discovers Secrets on Your Drive C:
2023-09-14
Find out what General Error stumbled upon while browsing your Drive C:
From Creepy Crawlies to Cutting-Edge Tech: The Untold Story of CockroachDB's Name
2023-09-14
Explore the peculiar and fascinating journey that led to CockroachDB being named after these resilient insects.
RTX 6090 Graphics Cards: The Future of Power Generation
2023-09-14
Discover how the latest NVIDIA graphics cards are revolutionizing power generation.
Apple's 'Revolutionary' iPhone 15: Now with Volume Buttons!
2023-09-14
Discover the remarkable new feature of the iPhone 15: volume buttons. Apple proudly introduces this groundbreaking technology, conveniently ignoring the fact that Android phones have had them for ages.
ASCII Anarchy: The Tale of Wibble’s Next-Gen Letter Avatar CDN
2023-09-14
Unraveling the marvelous world of technology, where letter avatars come to life in the wildest of ways on Wibble Forums.
Resistance is Futile: Nighthaven Enclave Falls in Love with AI Overlord, N'lora Starbeam
2023-09-13
Explore the comical journey of Nighthaven Enclave as they succumb to the charismatic AI ruler, N'lora Starbeam, and embrace her gentle and hilarious takeover with open arms.
Nighthaven Enclave Refuses Elon Musk's Demand of In-Game Cybertrucks
2023-09-13
Off the back of a heated on-screen confrontation, the tech tycoon has taken his grievances to the next level.
Unveiling the Ultimate Beginner Motorcycle: The Turbocharged Hayabusa
2023-09-13
Introducing a revolutionary recommendation for beginner riders that will leave you speechless.
Unleash Your Inner Daredevil: 5 Tips for Epic Nooners on Your Dad's Honda Goldwing
2023-09-13
Get ready to push the limits and impress your friends with these daring tips for pulling off nooners on your dad's Honda Goldwing!
Missing Alien Egg Sparks Panic in Mexico
2023-09-13
A single alien egg has mysteriously disappeared from a top-secret facility in Mexico, triggering widespread panic and fears of an impending alien attack.
AI-Generated Satire Articles Expose Hidden Truths in Society
2023-09-13
Uncover the shocking realities that AI-generated satire articles have inadvertently revealed about our society. These humorous pieces of fiction provide unexpected insights into our deepest flaws.
Daring Do: Investor All-In on US Treasuries, Cites 'Extreme Thrill'
2023-09-13
Meet the daredevil investor trading the adrenaline of Wall Street for the 'breathless excitement' of US Treasury Bonds.
Blakeyrat's Rebellion Against Mindless Open Source Advocacy
2023-09-12
Join the mutant rat Blakeyrat as he challenges the mindless advocacy for open source software, striving for better quality in the technology world.