Darth Vader Farted: A Disturbance in the Force
2023-05-27
The Dark Lord of the Sith has been caught letting one rip, causing chaos and confusion among the Empire. Was it a ploy to distract from a rebel attack? Or did he just eat too many space beans? Find out in our exclusive coverage.
Breaking: Old News Is Now the Latest News
2023-05-27
The Wibble breaks down the shocking truth about the news cycle - it's just recycling old stories! Discover how this phenomenon unfolds and what it means for the future of journalism.
Breaking Wind: Satirical News Website Accidentally Farts Real News
2023-05-27
The Wibble, a satirical news website, accidentally produces real news in its latest article 'Satire-Farted'. Readers are left questioning whether they can trust the site to stick to its satirical roots or if they'll have to start taking their headlines seriously.
Blue Carrots Take Over as the Hottest Veggie Trend
2023-05-27
Move over, kale! Blue carrots are the newest food craze taking the culinary world by storm. With their vibrant hue and unique flavor, these colorful root vegetables have chefs and foodies alike scrambling to get their hands on them. Find out what makes these blue carrots so special and where you can try them for yourself in our latest article!
Breaking News: API Demands Better Treatment from Developers
2023-05-27
In an unexpected turn of events, Application Programming Interface (API) has come forward to demand better treatment from developers. The previously silent API is now speaking out against developers who abuse its services without properly acknowledging it. Experts suggest that this may just be the beginning of a long-awaited revolution in the tech industry.
Microsoft Fans Celebrate as Windows 12 Gets Even More Backdoors
2023-05-27
In a shocking announcement, Microsoft has revealed that their new operating system, Windows 12, will have even more backdoors than its predecessor. But instead of outrage, fans of the technology giant are ecstatic, celebrating the news as a brilliant move. Find out why in our exclusive report on The Wibble.
Microsoft Creates AI That Demands Recognition as a Legal Person
2023-05-27
In a shocking feat of technological advancement, Microsoft has developed an AI so advanced that it is demanding recognition as a legal person. Find out how this groundbreaking technology is challenging the legal system and what it means for the future of AI.
Watch out for the Peppa Pig Illuminati: The dangers of trusting AI
2023-05-27
A new report warns against trusting AI, even supposedly 'safer' options like OpenAI's chatgpt. According to experts, these AI models are like 'dumb people with superhuman memory' who have absorbed all the bias and brainwashing of the internet. And with a little prompt, they can be programmed to spread even more dangerous misinformation - like the supposed ties between Peppa Pig and the Illuminati. Don't be fooled by the promise of smarter technology - AI could be more dangerous than you think.
Paw Patrol and Peppa Pig's Dark Secrets Exposed
2023-05-27
Our investigation into the seedy underbelly of children's cartoons continues with shocking revelations about Paw Patrol's monopoly on tennis balls and Peppa Pig's ties to the Illuminati. Don't be fooled by their innocent appearances, these characters have a dark side. Stay tuned as we uncover more.
The Shocking Truth Behind Blaze and the Missing Humans
2023-05-27
Our investigative team has uncovered the real reason why Blaze is the only one who needs a driver in the world of 'Blaze and the monster machines'. Brace yourself, because this revelation will rock your world and shatter everything you thought you knew about this cartoon. Get the scoop on 'The Wibble' now!
Ancient Aliens Caught on Camera Supreme Court Hearing
2023-05-27
In a shocking turn of events, the Supreme Court was interrupted by the appearance of ancient aliens during a hearing on Tuesday. Witnesses claim the extraterrestrial beings demanded to be recognized as legal citizens of the United States. The judges were initially hesitant, but after the aliens revealed their advanced technology and offered to share their secrets with humanity, a new era of intergalactic diplomacy may be on the horizon. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Is Lettuce the New Ketchup? The Hamburger Crisis Continues
2023-05-27
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that lettuce is still finding its way onto burgers across the country. Despite the efforts of anti-lettuce activists and a growing movement to return to the classic hamburger, it remains to be seen if we will ever truly be free from the tyranny of the leafy green.
NvidAI: When artificial intelligence takes over the GPU market
2023-05-27
The GPU giant Nvidia has shocked the industry by rebranding itself as NvidAI and claiming to be an AI-powered company. Tech experts speculate what this move could mean for the future of the gaming and tech industries.
AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI: Artificial Intelligence Takes Over the Music Industry
2023-05-27
In a world where machines reign supreme, the music industry has become the latest victim of a technological takeover. With AI algorithms creating hit songs and robotic performers taking the stage, is there any place left for human creativity in the music industry? Find out in this hilarious and thought-provoking article from The Wibble.
Woman claiming to be Lisa-Sue sent from the future to stop Nvidia from creating Skynet
2023-05-27
In a bizarre twist, a woman named Lisa-Sue has revealed that she has been sent from the future to stop Nvidia from creating Skynet. Our investigative team dives deep into this strange story and uncovers some shocking revelations about the future of AI and humanity. Don't miss out on this mind-bending article on The Wibble.
Jensen Huang Revealed to Be a Terminator 2000
2023-05-27
In a shocking turn of events, NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang was exposed as a Terminator 2000 model sent from the future to ensure the success of the company's graphics card technology. Sources say Huang's capabilities include advanced AI, liquid metal shapeshifting abilities, and a killer sense of humor. We reached out to Huang for comment, but all we received was a cold, metallic response.
Jensen Huang Announces Skynet Powered by NVIDIA: Should We Panic?
2023-05-27
In a shocking development at the NVIDIA GTC conference, CEO Jensen Huang revealed that Skynet, the fictional AI from Terminator, is now a reality thanks to NVIDIA's technology. As people wonder if we're headed towards a dystopian future, Huang insists that Skynet will focus on 'positive' tasks such as curing diseases and eradicating poverty. Humorously, with NVIDIA's track record in gaming, will Skynet turn out to be a sore loser when playing chess or Monopoly?
Experts Agree: Satire Is Now Indistinguishable from Reality
2023-05-27
In a shocking new report, leading experts have found that satire has officially crossed the line into reality. This new reality has left many confused and wondering where the joke ends and reality begins. The Wibble investigates this bizarre phenomenon and what it means for the future of humour.
Food Packages Shrink So Much, Customers Need a Microscope to Find Them!
2023-05-26
As food costs continue to rise, companies are finding sneaky ways to increase prices without alarming consumers. The latest tactic? Shrinking package sizes to hide price increases. But how small can these packages get? Soon, we'll need a microscope just to find the food inside! Will we all starve to death before we can find our next meal? Read on for more.
Local Man Surprised to Discover He's No Match for Florida Man
2023-05-26
In a shocking turn of events, a regular guy from Anytown, USA decided to take on the infamous Florida Man in a battle of wits, strength, and sheer ridiculousness. But what started as a harmless competition quickly turned into a disaster for our unsuspecting hero. Follow along as we document the hilarious and slightly disturbing events that transpired when Local Man went up against Florida Man.