Local Man Outraged After Being Defeated by Remote Man in Virtual Reality Game
2023-05-26
In a shocking turn of events, a local man has lost to a remote man in a virtual reality game, sparking outrage and disbelief. The two opponents were miles apart, but that didn't stop the remote man from emerging victorious. The defeated local man is now questioning the validity of remote gaming and demanding a rematch. Stay tuned for further developments.
Journalists Attacked for Their Bold Stance Against Pineapple on Pizza
2023-05-26
The Wibble's brave journalists are feeling the heat, as they face a backlash of hatred and pizza-hurling for standing up to the controversial topping. Find out how these intrepid reporters are fighting for pizza purity, one slice at a time.
Breaking News: Lionman spotted in city park!
2023-05-26
Eyewitnesses have reported a half-man, half-lion creature roaming around the city park. Is this a new species or just a really committed cosplay enthusiast? Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Alien superhero Jaspion spotted in Tokyo sushi restaurant
2023-05-26
Eyewitnesses report seeing Jaspion, the iconic space hero from the 80s, enjoying a meal at a traditional sushi restaurant in Tokyo. Sources claim that Jaspion is on a mission to learn the secrets of Japanese cuisine to bring back to his home planet. Fans around the world are buzzing with excitement at the possibility of a new Jaspion adventure, involving intergalactic foodie battles.
Local Man Mistakenly Believes He is Spectreman
2023-05-26
In a bizarre turn of events, a local man has claimed to have transformed into the popular Japanese superhero, Spectreman. Eyewitnesses report that the man was seen jumping off buildings and attempting to fly in the streets. The man insists that he has been imbued with superpowers and has vowed to protect the city at all costs. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Local Man and Cloud Man Engage in Epic Battle for Sky Supremacy
2023-05-26
In a showdown of epic proportions, a local man and a cloud man take to the skies in a battle for control of the heavens above. Will the earthbound hero emerge victorious, or will the ethereal foe reign supreme? Find out in this exclusive report from The Wibble.
Local Man Discovers Using Microservices Makes Him Feel Giant
2023-05-26
A man in our town discovered that using microservices made him feel like a giant. Read on to find out how small software components can boost your ego and productivity at the same time.
BREAKING NEWS: Squirrel Elected as New Mayor in Small Town
2023-05-26
In an unexpected turn of events, a squirrel has been elected as the new mayor of a small town. Residents are shocked but excited for what this furry politician has in store. Will the town become a utopia for nuts, or will the squirrels finally take over? Stay tuned for more updates.
Breaking News: Chemotherapy Found to Cause Cancer
2023-05-26
In a shocking discovery, a new study reveals that chemotherapy, once believed to be a lifesaving treatment for cancer, may actually be a leading cause of the disease. The pharmaceutical industry is left reeling as doctors and patients alike question the safety of this widely used treatment.
Local Man Attempts to Use 'Shazam' App to Summon Superpowers
2023-05-26
In a hilarious turn of events, a man claims to have tried using the popular app 'Shazam' to give himself superhuman abilities. We delve into his story and the surprising results of his experiment.
Florida Man's Own Feet Declare War with Tripping Incident
2023-05-26
In a dramatic turn of events, a Florida man's own feet have seemingly revolted against their owner, causing a high-stakes tripping incident. Sources say the man is currently in negotiations with his feet to end the conflict, but tensions remain high. Stay tuned for updates on this breaking story.
Giant Robots Outlawed From Baked Beans After Mass Farting
2023-05-26
The government has finally taken action after multiple complaints about giant robots emitting toxic farts after eating too many baked beans. A new law has been passed banning giant robots from consuming this gas-inducing food.
Trump Claims UFOs are Real and Controlled by the Majestic 12
2023-05-26
In a shocking revelation, former President Trump has finally come clean on his knowledge about UFOs and their alleged secret control by a shadowy government group called the Majestic 12. Find out more about this out-of-this-world scoop only at The Wibble.
Russia Announces Plans to Bring Back the USSR by Building an Arctic Empire
2023-05-26
In a bold move, Russia declares its intention to rebuild the Soviet Union by colonizing the Arctic and establishing a new Arctic socialist republic. Is this a power play or a delusion of grandeur?
What your favorite programming language says about your personality
2023-05-26
Are you a passionate Pythonista or a meticulous Java enthusiast? Discover what your programming language preference reveals about your personality in this hilarious satirical article on The Wibble!
New Research Suggests Androids Dream of Standard Sheep, Not Electric Ones
2023-05-26
A recent study has revealed that instead of dreaming of electric sheep, androids actually prefer standard sheep. The study's implications for the future of robotics and artificial intelligence are both thrilling and hilarious.
New study proves what cat lovers already knew: Cats are better than dogs
2023-05-26
A ground-breaking new study has confirmed what cat lovers have been saying for years - cats are superior to dogs in every way. Read on to find out why you should ditch your canine companion and become a cat person today!
Wachowski siblings finally admit Matrix sequels were all a dream
2023-05-26
The Wachowski siblings have finally come clean about what really happened in the Matrix sequels - they were all just a dream! Fans react with mixed emotions to the news that the movies are now removed from canon. Was it all a cash grab, or did the Wachowski's just lose their minds? Find out more in our latest article on The Wibble.
Tech Evangelists Admit They Haven't Done Anything for Us
2023-05-26
In an exclusive interview, top tech evangelists finally confess that their so-called 'innovations' were actually just mediocre. Find out how they plan on redeeming themselves in the eyes of the public.
Florida Man's Adventure Book Turns Out to be Blank
2023-05-26
In a shocking turn of events, the much-anticipated book by Florida man about his adventures turns out to be completely empty. This has left many fans scratching their heads and wondering if the book was just a prank all along.