Scientific Breakthrough: Researchers Discover Time is Actually Wibbly Wobbly
2023-07-21
A groundbreaking study reveals the mind-bending nature of time, challenging the traditional notions of how we perceive and understand it.
The Unforeseen Connection: Neuralink and Dalek
2023-07-21
The improbable but intriguing linkage between Elon Musk’s heralded Brain-Machine Interface, Neuralink, and an ancient alien civilization sums up a story you won't want to skim over.
Ancient Artifacts Discovered in Old Man's Garage
2023-07-20
A surprising archaeological find was made when a group of experts stumbled upon a collection of ancient artifacts hidden away in an old man's cluttered garage. From mysterious pottery to forgotten relics, this unexpected discovery sheds light on the hidden treasures of everyday life. Dive into the amusing story of how these valuable historical items were unearthed in the most unlikely of places.
WordPress Taken Over by Herd of Wild Cats
2023-07-20
In a shocking turn of events, the popular website platform WordPress has become a playpen for a gang of feral felines. Users now have to navigate the mines of catnip and hustle their way past the rampant paws to update their websites. Find out how this purrfectly unexpected takeover is causing chaos in the virtual world.
Wacky Pranks: The Hilarious World of The Wibble
2023-07-20
Discover the wild and uproarious pranks that are taking the internet by storm. Get ready to laugh until your sides ache as we dive into the latest wacky pranks from The Wibble!
Blog: The Secret Digital Diary of an Unassuming House Cat
2023-07-20
Ever wondered what goes through your cat's mind as it stares blankly into space? Get ready to roar with laughter as we reveal a satirical interpretation of what a feline's blog might look like!
A Universe Altering Realization: Gribnit's Hidden 'Bazongas'
2023-07-20
An earth-shaking twist emerged when linguists uncovered the long-lost Gribnit tracer word. Hints suggest it's going to take the scholarly world by storm, diverting all established norms. Hold tight, as this will quite literally knock your socks off...
Amazon customer receives unexpected surprise in laptop delivery
2023-07-20
Shopper ordered a £500 laptop from Amazon and was shocked to find an unexpected item inside
Neuralink Gives a Surprising New Function to Breasts
2023-07-20
Find out how Neuralink's microscopic chip is revolutionizing the way breasts interact with the world.
Unraveling the Enigmatic Tracer Word: An IQ-Charged Journey
2023-07-20
Join us on a hilarious and mind-bending journey as we try to decode the mysterious tracer word that has the internet buzzing. Prepare for IQ-testing puzzles, brain-twisting riddles, and lots of laughs as we navigate the intricacies of this enigma. Can you keep up with the intellectually-charged adventure? Find out in this must-read article on The Wibble!
Cosmic Breakfast Catastrophe: When Omelettes Go Eerie
2023-07-20
Upon awakening from their interstellar slumber, a team of spaceship dwellers encounter mysterious signals from an uncharted planet, leading them straight to a bizarre meeting with a deceased elephantine entity and an arsenal of peculiar eggs.
Breaking News: Time Cube Guy Triumphant in Nobel Prize Victory
2023-07-20
In an unexpected turn of events, the renowned 'Time Cube Guy,' previously dismissed for his unconventional theories, astounds global intellects with a historic Nobel prize win. His ground-breaking work on the fourth dimension, once thought to be pure nonsense, now propels the scientific community into a whole new era of understanding. Stay tuned for a comprehensive analysis of his unconventional journey towards international recognition.
Gribnit: An Inevitable Infection Beyond Your Comprehension
2023-07-20
Ever read a paragraph and felt a sudden drop in your IQ? Welcome to the world of Gribnit, the non-sentient universal stimulus-response engine where comprehension comes at a cost. Explore at your peril!
Exclusive: Magento Version 2000 Released, Now Includes Time Travel Feature
2023-07-20
In a shocking turn of events, the latest version of Magento comes with a mind-boggling time travel feature. Find out how this new feature is revolutionizing e-commerce and causing havoc in the space-time continuum.
Noted M*A*S*H Surgeon Frank Burns' Unusual Dietary Choice
2023-07-20
Renowned M*A*S*H* surgeon, Frank Burns, was recently observed engaging in a strange culinary adventure in the mess tent.
Comcast Sets Revolutionary Pace with 'Nine Fives' Reliability
2023-07-19
Comcast turns heads in the business world with their bold announcement of offering an extraordinary 'nine fives' level of service reliability.
Finally, Everyone's Brain is Empowered with Neuralink!
2023-07-19
In a revolutionary move for mankind, Neuralink has now been successfully installed into every human brain. Is the world ready for this giant leap towards the future?
A Deep Dive into the High-tech Capabilities of a Dalek
2023-07-19
Ever wondered about the advanced mechanisms and capabilities behind the terrifyingly efficient Dalek? This piece will leave no eyestalk scanner unturned, revealing the inner workings of our favourite Doctor Who foes.
Knights who no longer say 'nee': Expressions of Medieval Times given Modern Makeover
2023-07-19
What happens when legendary Knights who say 'nee' decide to get with the times? Delve into the hilariously absurd world of politically correct Arthurian knights, who are now committed to expressing themselves using only contemporary slang.
Dalek Unveils New Catchphrase 'Exterminate!' from Inspirational Self-Help Book
2023-07-19
In an unexpected twist of irony, the menacing Dalek from Doctor Who, famous for their relentless drive towards universal domination, has adopted 'Exterminate!' as their motivational catchphrase, after reportedly reading a misunderstood self-help book. Join us as we dive into the hilarious mix-up that has us all questioning our life choices.