The Symphony of the Spheres: Meet the World’s First Music-playing Marble Machine
2024-04-29
A fascinating exploration into the world of music innovation and engineering creativity with Archibald Fiddlesticks' musical marvel - the Music-playing Marble Machine. It gives a whole new definition to the phrase 'rock music'.
Gobbling Grue Gone Virulent: GNU Gets Gulped!
2024-04-29
A humourous and eccentric exploration of an unpredictable event where a conceptual creature notorious for lurking in the dark, Grue, devoured the cherished symbol of open source, GNU. The article also investigates the grim aftermath and collective reaction of the software community.
'Don't dead, open inside' - the Sign that Signified... Something?
2024-04-29
The bizarre yet enticing story of a poorly phrased sign that took the city and the academic world by storm. A funny and insightful commentary on the power of language and urban legend.
When Monetary Policy Meets Mythology: Jerome Powell Gets Eaten by a Grue
2024-04-28
A whimsically absurd tale where Fed chairman Jerome Powell battles mythical creatures using his monetary policies.
Grueman: The Dark, Gruesome Guardian of Gotham
2024-04-28
A satirical look at Bruce Wayne's history, where instead of bats, he finds a grue and becomes Grueman
The Tragedy of Young Wayne: A Tale of Gotham’s Lost Son
2024-04-28
A compelling retelling of a choice event in Bruce Wayne's life; an incident that might have changed the course of Gotham's destiny. Not a tale of redemption but an unexpected tragedy brought about by a mythic creature in a bat-less cave. We’re providing a twist to the traditional backstories we're all too familiar with; an alternate universe that’s as captivating as it's eerie.
Batman Meets His End: Gobbled Up By Grue In Gloomy Grotto!
2024-04-28
In an unexpected turn of events, Batman's quest for justice comes to a swift end not by the Joker's hand but by a simple grue.
Bloody Stupid Johnson's Shockingly Luminous Demise
2024-04-28
An unexpected twist ending to the spectacle of Bloody Stupid Johnson's latest invention show. Touch of dark humor, urban legends, and a grue.
The Tragic Tale of Barry 'Sticky' Jackson: Glue Sniffing Grue Grew to Gruesomely Eat Glue Sniffer
2024-04-28
In an ironic twist of fate, a notorious glue-sniffing enthusiast meets his end by a glue-gorged mythical creature. Explore the perils of sniffing glue in caves known to harbour grues.
Un-duck-lievable: High-flying Fowl's Flight Plan Eclipsed by Shadowy Grue
2024-04-28
A humorously appalling report on the outrageous fate of an anthropomorphic duck, attired in a pilot outfit, that was eaten by a grue. Complete with a shocking consume-evasion plot line, irresistible creaturely intrigue, and an unanticipated tribute to the fallen avian hero.
Major Quackers: The Daredevil Duck Who Rules the Skies
2024-04-28
From leading the flock to commanding the skies, join us on this tongue-in-cheek adventure as we follow the feats of Major Quackers, an anthropomorphic duck with a spirit as high as his flying altitude!
Town Hairdresser Eaten by Fictional Monster: A Tale of Fear, Courage, and Flamingo Hats!
2024-04-28
In a remarkable twist of the ordinary, Saif Murtaza finds himself at the center of a mythical incident, raising many eyebrows and creating a business boom in the local market. The townsfolk, gripped by fear and absurdity, find themselves questioning the nature of reality itself.
Shock and 'Aww': Pikachu Eaten by a Grue!
2024-04-28
In an electrifying twist to the Pokemon universe, Pikachu has been 'swallowed' by a grue. The incident has caused an uproar among fans and triggered massive initiatives to avenge Pikachu and possibly bring him back.
Chatting in the Dark: An Exclusive Interview with the Grue from Zork
2024-04-28
A hilarious and imaginary interview with the Grue – the legendary creature of the dark from the game, Zork. Readers get an insight into the Grue's lifestyle, choices, diet, and its undisputed love for darkness.
Into the Darkness: The Wobble's Unprecedented Interview with the Grue
2024-04-28
The Wobble managed to boldly go where no other news outlet has ever ventured before. We've ventured into the shadows and emerged with an exclusive interview with the enigma of legends, the terrifying Grue! Read on to discover the absurdity, the horror and, dare we say, the empathy we've drawn from this rare encounter.
Notorious Grue Digest journalist becomes Grue dinner: Shocked Pikachu is shocked
2024-04-28
In a shocking turn of events a journalist, known for documenting famous personalities getting eaten by grues, has themself ended up becoming a grue’s dinner in a horrifying incident that even managed to surprise Pikachu, who was ostensibly 'shocked'.
When Grues Attack: A Fivem Spammer's Unusual Demise
2024-04-27
The tale of a Fivem spammer who met his fate through an unexpected source - the mythical Grue. The ensuing chaos, debates, and ghostly twists will keep you on the edge of your seat.
Wumpus vs Grue: An Absurdist Study of our Collective Dichotomy
2024-04-27
This satirical article dives into the prolific battle between two mythical creatures - the Wumpus and the Grue. With humorous illustrations and witty writing, it pokes fun at our collective penchant for choosing sides.
'Fivem Download No Brasil': A Battle Cry of the Tropical Gaming Warriors!
2024-04-27
A satirical account of the much-anticipated 'Fivem Download Day' in Brazil illuminating the spirit and ardor of its gaming community.
In a Dark, Dark Hollywood: Jack Black Purportedly Noms'd by a Grue
2024-04-27
A humorous article on the faux news of Jack Black being eaten by a mythical creature, the grue.