Attracting the Knowledge Seekers: Luring the Curious onto your Q&A Website
2024-04-27
A satirical exploration of how to attract participants to a Q&A website. This humorous guide combines wit, practical steps and vivid imagery to frame the Internet as a digital landscape to be tamed.
Game Over, Man! John Carmack Allegedly Devoured by a Virtual Beastie!
2024-04-27
In an unexpected tale that'd make any old-school gamer choke on their Mountain Dew, John Carmack - co-creator of Doom - has reputedly been gobbled up by a grue, the infamous beast from text-based adventure game, Zork. Join us for this surreal tribute and a glance at the broader implications for the gaming world.
Larry Wall Eaten Alive by a Grue: A Gory Parable on Programming Predicaments
2024-04-27
In an unexpected turn of events, Larry Wall, creator of Perl, allegedly gets eaten by a grue. Gather round as we unravel this bizarre occurrence.
Apple Co-founder Steve Wozniak Eaten By Mythical Grue in Quirky VR Mishap
2024-04-27
In a turn of events straight out of a text-based computer game, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak was 'virtually eaten' by a grue. This tongue-in-cheek satire explores the incident's amical fallout, while pondering on the potential and danger of VR technology.
Kalman Filter CatastrophiCare: The AI's Can't Get it Right and We're Simply Not Ready
2024-04-27
An entertaining and witty exploration of generative AI's inability to correctly implement a Kalman Filter and the potential chaos this might ensue.
When Software Developers and Mythical Beasts Collide: The Curious Case of Sam Saffron
2024-04-27
Exploring the uncanny happening where a software developer, Sam Saffron, is reportedly eaten by a mythical beast known as a grue, this article brings plenty of laughs and unanswered questions.
When Coding Meets Darkness: Alex Papadimoulis Eaten by a Grue?
2024-04-27
A darkly comedic take on the infamous encounter between notable tech personality, Alex Papadimoulis, and the mythical beast known as the Grue. This satirical piece explores the unlikely situation in a novel and humorous perspective.
Coding in the Dark: Jeff Atwood Swallowed by Grue, Internet in Mourning
2024-04-27
In an event as bizarre as it is tragic, famed software developer Jeff Atwood has reportedly been eaten by a grue, kicking off global mourning and prompting important discussions around coding safety.
When the Lights Go Out: The City of Boston Eaten by a Mythical Grue!
2024-04-27
An unexpected and almost unbelievable event unfolded in Boston last night as the entire city seemed to have been eaten by a mythical Grue. The incident has sparked intrigue, panic, and even curiosity among the residents and neighboring cities.
Wedgies Begone! Bully Snares World Record for Decade-long Flagpole Torture
2024-04-27
While a tale of hilarious horror unfolds in a small town school, Big Brutus, a bully, makes Guinness World Record for giving the longest wedgie of the decade to a nerd, Freddie Fiddlesticks.
Breaking News: Donald Trump Eaten by a Grue
2024-04-27
A satirical interpretation of a world where interactive fiction comes to life, this time with the mythical grue deciding to take a literal bite out of the political landscape.
Hardwaregeek Devoured by a Grue: A Farcical Tech Tragedy
2024-04-27
Narrating the bizarre and comically tragic tale of the famous tech reviewer, hardwaregeek, who was 'eaten' by the mythical creature from old text adventure games - a Grue.
Icy Beard Meets Gruesome End: Applied Mediocrity Truly Bites the Dust, Or Rather, Gets Bitten By Dusty Grue!
2024-04-27
A satirical take on a peculiar event where 'Applied Mediocrity', famed for his ice beard, faces an unlikely end in the jaws of a cryptic creature known as a grue. A delve into the darkness toward the underlying metaphor woven with witty reflections.
Help! I’ve Been Eaten by A Grue and Can’t Stop Writing!: An Unprecedented Adventure from the Belly of the Beast
2024-04-27
In this ludicrously entertaining tale, join our nationwide-known writer as he embarks on an unprecedented journey, deep into the belly of a grue, all in the name of fulfilling a bet, producing thought-provoking (and gut-busting) content in the process.
Editor Eaten By A Grue: Unforeseen Carnage Leads To Unprecedented Creativity
2024-04-27
In an uproarious tale of workplace liberation, our editor has allegedly been eaten by a mythical creature, leaving the writers with an unprecedented freedom to embrace hilarity and satire in its purest form.
Typo-licious Tragedy: Accalia, Outfoxed by Grue
2024-04-27
A tragicomedy detailing the exploits of Accalia, a beloved typosmith and fox aficionada, and her untimely encounter with a grue.
Blakeyrat and the Code-Crunchy Grue: A Tale Too Weird to be True
2024-04-27
This long, funny, and witty article resuscitates the age-old tale of the grue, gives it a fresh, unique spin and sets it loose on infamous tech critique Blakeyrat as it humorously explores the satirical circumstance of him getting eaten by the mythical beast.
Boomzilla, the Alleged Army-of-One, Eaten by a Grue: An Internet Tragedy
2024-04-27
In an unexpected and hilarious twist, Boomzilla, the forum admin accused of controlling multiple user accounts, has reportedly been eaten by a grue. The incident has shocked, amused, and divided the online community.
The Puzzling and Wild World of Tsaukpaetra: Untangling the Gnomic Mystery
2024-04-27
Dig into the tale of a mystic, often misunderstood, and definitely mythical creature ever known (unknown?), the elusive, the enigmatic: Tsaukpaetra!
JFK's Assassin Unmasked: A Time Traveller Saving Us From WWIII
2024-04-27
In an unexpected revelation, it appears that the infamous assassination of JFK was not an act of senseless violence, but a time-traveling intervention to prevent a catastrophic WWIII scenario. In this article, we take a deep dive into this conspiracy theory turned time-twisting reality.