Nvidia Fans Willing to Take on Debt for New RTX 6090 with Whopping 10KW Power Supply and Mini Uranium Plant
2023-05-28
Sources indicate that Nvidia fans are lining up to get their hands on the new RTX 6090 with a massive 10KW power supply, despite most games not being optimized for such power. But that's not all, some are even willing to take on debt to afford a $10000 card and a $20K mini uranium plant to boost their fps to 1000. Is this dedication or insanity? Read on to find out.
New Uranium Power Supply: The Solution to All Your Energy Problems or Immediate Death?
2023-05-28
A new uranium power supply option has hit the market promising to power even the most demanding electronics. But with the potential for lethal radiation exposure, is it worth the risk? We investigate.
Trump and Biden Bond Over Love for Uranium Beer
2023-05-28
In a rare display of unity, former political rivals Donald Trump and Joe Biden are joining forces to advocate for the newest hipster drink trend: uranium beer. They claim that this uniquely toxic brew not only tastes great but also carries numerous health benefits. Stay tuned for exclusive interviews with the two beer-loving politicians on the dangers and virtues of drinking radioactive suds.
M. Bison Announces Plans to Run for President in Street Fighter World
2023-05-28
In a surprising move, Street Fighter villain M. Bison has declared his intention to run for President of the Street Fighter world. Critics question his ability to lead fairly, but Bison insists that he can bring order to the chaos of the tournament circuit. His campaign slogan? 'For a Better Tomorrow...Start Working for the Shadaloo Today.'
Faking It: The Rise of Knockoffs in the Fashion Industry
2023-05-28
The fashion industry is no longer just about creating unique designs, as the market for knockoffs continues to grow. From fake Chanel bags to imitation Gucci loafers, we take a comical approach to explore the impact of knockoffs on the industry and the hilarious reactions of fashionistas caught wearing fakes.
Planet without Farting Finally Farted
2023-05-28
After centuries of suppressing flatulence, the inhabitants of the planet 'No Farting Zone' couldn't hold it in any longer and let out a massive blast. Scientists are now studying the effects of such a pent-up fart on the environment and atmosphere. Meanwhile, the citizens are relieved to finally be able to break wind freely without fear of punishment.
Scientists Discover a Dozen New Emojis
2023-05-28
In a groundbreaking discovery, scientists have added a dozen new emojis to our already extensive library of digital expressions. From the highly anticipated 'face with raised eyebrow and monocle' to the confusing but intriguing 'sloth riding a unicycle', these new additions are sure to revolutionize the way we communicate online. Stay tuned as we dive deeper into the meanings and potential uses for each of these exciting new emojis.
Local Man Terrifies Small Children by Eating Entire Bag of Carrots in One Sitting
2023-05-28
Arantor, a notorious carrot enthusiast, has struck fear into the hearts of young children everywhere by consuming an entire bag of carrots in one sitting. Witnesses report that Arantor gnawed through every last carrot with an intensity usually reserved for bear attacks or zombie apocalypses. Authorities are warning parents to keep their children indoors and away from any suspicious rustling sounds coming from the vegetable aisle.
KFC's Healthy Uranium Chicken: The New Superfood?
2023-05-28
A recent study suggests that consuming KFC's Healthy Uranium Chicken can lead to night vision. Are we witnessing the birth of a new superfood or a radioactive disaster? Find out more on The Wibble.
KFC's New Uranium Chicken: The Healthiest Fast Food Yet?
2023-05-28
KFC has recently announced the release of their latest menu item: Uranium Chicken. Despite concerns about radioactivity, KFC assures customers that the levels have been reduced and the taste is amazing. Could this be the new health craze we've all been waiting for?
FDA and WHO approves Uranium for daily consumption: New health craze or nuclear disaster?
2023-05-28
In a shocking move, the FDA and WHO have given the green light for the consumption of Uranium in small doses on a daily basis. Some health enthusiasts are hailing this as the newest superfood, while others are concerned about the poisonous and radioactive effects. The Wibble dives deep into this controversial decision and its potential consequences for humanity.
PHP Farted: The Smelly Truth behind the Coding Language
2023-05-28
Discover the secrets behind the notorious odor associated with PHP language and the hilarious effects it has on developers
Microsoft's latest demand for Windows 13: cameras in your bathroom?
2023-05-28
According to sources, Microsoft has announced that users will no longer be able to turn off their webcam or home CCTV feeds on Windows 13. This has prompted speculation that Microsoft wants users to place cameras everywhere, including their bathrooms.
Microsoft's Demands for Windows 13 Leave Users Feeling Exposed
2023-05-28
According to sources, Windows 13 requires a live video feed of your home and mandates that you be present to view the camera when notified. We investigate the privacy implications of Microsoft's latest demands and possible alternatives for users who are feeling uncomfortable with the new measures.
Scientists Discover That Stable Diffusion is Just a Fancier Way of Saying 'Sitting Still'
2023-05-28
In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have found that the concept of stable diffusion, long thought to be a complex and mystifying process, is actually just a fancy way of saying that molecules are basically just sitting around doing nothing. The findings have rocked the scientific community, raising questions about the validity of many other supposedly complex scientific terms and concepts.
Gamers Trade in Virtual Reality for Actual Reality: Touching Grass and Watching Birds Now a Trend
2023-05-28
In a shocking turn of events, gamers everywhere are putting down their controllers and embracing the great outdoors. The cost of the latest Nvidia 50 series and mini uranium plants has pushed them towards bird watching and grass touching, leading to a hilarious shift in the gaming community. Will the trend last? Only time will tell.
Local Store Starts Selling Uranium Cigars After Elon's Uranium Food Store Success
2023-05-28
As the trend of uranium-infused products gains popularity, a new local store jumps on the bandwagon and starts selling Uranium Cigars. Get ready to light up and glow!
Elon Musk Announces New Business Venture: Uranium Food Store
2023-05-28
In a shocking revelation, Elon Musk has announced that his secret to success lies in consuming a diet high in uranium. He claims that it makes him more productive and even radio-active, which gives him an edge in his work. And now, he plans to share this secret with the world by opening up his own uranium food store. Will customers be willing to try the radioactive fare? Only time will tell.
New Diet Craze: Eating Uranium!
2023-05-28
Move over kale and quinoa, there's a new superfood in town! Scientists have discovered that eating 1MG of uranium per day is a must-have for a healthy diet. This revolutionary revelation is sure to shake up the health and wellness industry as people clamor to get their hands on this radioactive element. But be warned, too much of a good thing can be dangerous, so make sure to consult with a licensed nuclear physicist before consuming any uranium.
Unpronounceable video game 'Zcfpq7gx' wins top prize, acceptance speech is just as incoherent
2023-05-28
In a surprising upset, the video game with a name no one can pronounce, Zcfpq7gx, won the top prize at the annual gaming awards. However, the acceptance speech given by the game's creator was just as confusing and unintelligible as the game's title. We delve into the strange world of Zcfpq7gx to try and make sense of it all.