Age of Empires Priest Reveals Wololo Teachings Diluted Down from 'Wololololo'
2023-05-27
An exclusive interview with an Age of Empires priest who has revealed that the popular 'wololo' conversion technique used in the game is actually a diluted version of the more powerful 'wololololo' chant. Find out how this revelation is shaking up the online gaming community and the impact it could have on the future of the game.
10 Shocking Truths About Our Reality Being a Video Game
2023-05-27
In a world where reality is just a video game level, we uncover the 10 ruthless steps one needs to take to advance. From mercilessly taking down enemies to manipulating the game's glitches, this is the guide you never knew you needed to beat life itself.
Preparation H marketing team win award for worst product placement ad attempt
2023-05-27
Today, the marketing team for Preparation H claimed the spotlight in a new category of the most poorly written product placement ads. In their latest campaign, the in-your-face ad tries to convince potential clients with the slogan "Preparation H - because sometimes you have to deal with assholes." Marketing experts unanimously agree that this not only grossly misses the mark but also borders on gimmicky and cringey. The product's manufacturers refused to comment, though they did seem pretty tight-lipped regarding the next assignment given to the advertising company.
Top 10 Jobs Obsoleted By AI In 2023
2023-05-28
Say goodbye to your mundane jobs! The futuristic AI is here to replace the ten most boring and repetitive jobs that you encounter every day. Find out which jobs are getting the AI treatment in 2023 and how it will change the job market forever.
Homeless Woman Sues The Wibbler for Using Her Likeness, Wibbler Considers Offering a Free Hot Meal Instead
2023-05-28
A 29-year-old homeless woman from New York is suing The Wibbler for using her likeness without consent in multiple articles. The Wibbler is considering settling the lawsuit by offering the woman a hot meal instead of a cash settlement. Will this be enough to satisfy the alleged victim?
Top 10 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: A visual guide to ASCII art
2023-05-28
In this article, we showcase the most impressive examples of ASCII art ever seen. Using only symbols and characters, we will take you on a visual journey through the most enchanting and mind-boggling works of art in the world of computing. From simple smiley faces :), to complex portraits of famous personalities, we have it all covered. So sit back, relax, and let us open your eyes to the fascinating world of ASCII art. Warning: may cause excessive nerdiness.
Satirical News Site Generates Article Without Images or Text
2023-05-28
In a bold move, The Wibble has released an article that defies all traditional means of communication. Instead of using images or text, this article relies solely on the power of imagination to convey its message. Will readers be able to interpret the hidden meanings behind the absence of visual aids and words? Or will they be left scratching their heads in confusion? Only time will tell.
Banned Words and Phrases: A Blank Page for The Wibbler
2023-05-28
The Wibbler recently released a report detailing all the words and phrases that are banned from their articles. The result? A blank page. Join us as we explore the struggles of a satirical news website trying to stay politically correct in the current climate.
Experts discover we've time traveled to 2023
2023-05-28
In a shocking revelation, top scientists have announced that the current year is actually 2023, not 2021 as we previously thought. The cause of this temporal shift is still unknown, but we can only hope that we didn't inadvertently doom ourselves to a dystopian future...
2021 in a Nutshell: The Best and Worst Moments of the Year
2023-05-28
From the rise of TikTok to continued pandemic woes, 2021 has certainly been an eventful year. Join us as we bring you a satirical recap of the most significant events that happened this year. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and then laugh again at the absurdity of it all!
Wayward Mechanical Engineer Causes Economic Crisis in US
2023-05-28
A routine maintenance task on the federal reserve's money printer turned into a catastrophe when a mechanical engineer forgot to remove a lockout tagout device. As a result, the economy is now in shambles, leaving the country in a state of panic. Find out how this hilarious mishap unfolded on The Wibble blog.
Janet Yellen's Attempt to Raise Debt Ceiling Goes Horribly Wrong
2023-05-28
In a shocking turn of events, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen was rushed to the hospital after sustaining a concussion while attempting to physically raise the debt ceiling. Witnesses say Yellen jumped up in an attempt to elevate the debt ceiling, but unfortunately hit her head on the ceiling itself, causing a painful and embarrassing injury. The incident has renewed debate about the limitations of physical labor in government finance, as well as Yellen's determination to see the debt ceiling raised at any cost.
Supreme Court rules duct-taped lard not a valid form of body fat
2023-05-28
In a groundbreaking decision, the Supreme Court unanimously ruled that individuals who duct tape tubs of lard to their bodies cannot legally identify as obese. This decision has sparked controversy and confusion among the fitness and fashion communities alike. Will duct-taped lard become the next trending fad, or will it be deemed illegal altogether?
Breaking News: Extreme Center Political Views Sweep the Nation
2023-05-28
In a shocking turn of events, a new political ideology has taken the country by storm - extreme center. Promising to be neither left nor right, but instead straight down the middle, extreme center advocates are gaining support from both sides of the political spectrum. However, critics are quick to point out that this may just be a fancy way of saying 'I have no real opinions.' Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Breaking News: World's Biggest 'NOPE' Discovered
2023-05-28
Scientists have announced the discovery of the world's biggest 'NOPE' in a remote corner of the Pacific Ocean. Measuring over 10 feet wide, this colossal 'NOPE' is causing quite a stir among marine biologists and skeptics alike. In an exclusive interview with The Wibble, one scientist commented, 'I've been studying marine life for over 30 years, but I've never seen anything like this before. It's a true testament to the power of 'NOPE' in the natural world.' Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
The Burninator for Fed Chair? Trogdor Sets His Sights on Economic Flames
2023-05-27
In a surprise move, Trogdor the Burninator has thrown his unusual hat into the ring for the coveted position of Federal Reserve Chair. With a promise to bring some much-needed heat to the economy, will Trogdor's sizzling rhetoric and fiery breath be too hot for Washington to handle?
Breaking News: Loopback0 Found to be Secret Government Code for Alien Invasion Plan
2023-05-27
In a shocking discovery, our investigative team has uncovered that the seemingly innocuous network term 'loopback0' is actually a hidden code for a top secret government plan to prepare for an alien invasion! Stay tuned as we uncover more details on this extraterrestrial conspiracy.
Exclusive! The Secret GPT Prompt Revealed: How The Wibble Generates Its News Articles
2023-05-27
Get ready to have your mind blown as The Wibble editors unveil the mysterious GPT prompt that fuels their satirical news machine. Learn the secrets behind the headlines and find out how the algorithm works its magic to deliver the funniest news on the internet. Are you ready to enter the matrix of news creation?
Meat Lovers Club Serves Vegan Hot Dogs? Scandalous!
2023-05-27
In a shocking turn of events, the Meat Lovers Club has been caught serving vegan hot dogs. Members are outraged and demanding answers. Is this a conspiracy to take down the meat industry or just a simple mistake? Find out more on The Wibble.
The Wibble Editors Reveal All: The Shocking Truth Behind Our Most Scandalous Insider Jokes
2023-05-27
Get ready to have your world rocked as the editors of The Wibble take you on a behind-the-scenes journey to reveal the truth behind our most scandalous insider jokes. From secret codes to blackmail-worthy secrets, this insider exclusive will have you laughing and gasping in equal measure. Don't miss out on the scandal of the century - read all about it on The Wibble!