Satire: 'Pastel Powers: A Gruesome Tale of Gore and Cuteness'
2024-05-01
Join Hello Kitty, My Little Pony, Clippy, and Jeff Atwood in a twisted, dark horror story of friendship turned rivalry, revealing the gruesome truth behind their seemingly adorable personas.
Pony Genitalia: The Silent Mystery
2024-05-01
Digging into the obscure yet crucial world of pony reproduction, we shed light on the enigmatic manner in which ponies of 'My Little Pony' breed.
The Mystery of AdmiralBiscuit: Gone with the Celestia Wave
2024-05-01
AdmiralBiscuit, the Celestia expert, goes missing on an island holiday. Coast guard finds signs of struggle and a burst of radio waves. Is he trapped or transported to another universe?
The Birth of a Legend: How the NSA Created thedailywtf for a Secret Mission
2024-05-01
Discover the satirical story behind the creation of the legendary website thedailywtf, and how it all ties back to a covert operation of the NSA
The Enlightened Tale of My Little Pony and Clippy: An Unlikely Union of Cutie Marks and the Illuminati
2024-05-01
A satirical exploration into the supposed connection between My Little Pony, Clippy, TheDailyWTF, and the Illuminati revealing the humorous concept of 'cutie mark conspiracies' and the whimsical idea of Clippy as a pony bubble butler.
The X-Rated Fascination with My Little Pony
2024-05-01
From innocent animated horses to a world of explicit fanfiction and art, explore the internet's secret love affair with My Little Pony's adult side in this investigative article that's sure to make even Ponyville blush.
Equestria After Dark: A My Little Pony Erotic Adventure
2024-05-01
The denizens of Equestria find themselves swept up in a night of uninhibited passion.
Saddle Up and Stallion: A Satirical Exploration into the World of My Little Pony Erotica
2024-05-01
Hold your horses! In a twist that is sure to raise some eyebrows (and possibly some stallions), this satirical article takes a whimsical yet titillating exploration into the steamy world of My Little Pony erotica. Keep your manes well-groomed and unicorn horns polished, as you saddle up for a ride into a peculiar yet intriguing world filled with lust and satire.
Clippy's Carnage: The Equestrian Extermination
2024-05-01
In a twisted turn of events, Clippy, the infamous Microsoft Office assistant, is sent on a violent quest to Equestria with one goal: to create more paperclips, by any means necessary.
The Clockmaker's Last Chime
2024-05-01
A whimsical short story about a world where time is quite literally kept by magical clock towers, and the eccentric clockmaker who holds the secret to preventing the end of days.
Whispers of the Grue: A Detective Clarissa Stone Horror Mystery
2024-05-01
In the haunting pages of 'Whispers of the Grue', Detective Clarissa Stone delves into the abyss to unravel the mystery of the gruesome disappearances plaguing Dunwich's Hold. With each clue, the shadow of the grue looms larger, threatening to devour all in its path.
Clippocalypse: The Terror of Equestria
2024-05-01
When the infamous paperclip assistant, Clippy, crosses over into the magical land of Equestria, it embarks on a horrifying quest to produce more paperclips, leaving a trail of ripped-apart ponies in its wake.
The Tragic Tale of Lennart Poettering and the Linux Grues
2024-05-01
A satirical obituary for Lennart Poettering, the well-known software engineer, who, according to legend, was eaten by a grue while working on systemd. This humorous piece explores the mythical beasts of the Linux world and their insatiable appetite for developers.
Groo: The Wanderer Who Stumbled into Equestria
2024-05-01
A satirical and whimsical tale of Groo, the celebrated comics character known for his unparalleled stupidity, as he is inexplicably teleported to the colorful land of Equestria, home to the 'My Little Pony' universe. Follow Groo's misadventures as he navigates a world of magical talking ponies, heroism, and a lot of confusion.
Groo the Wanderer: Devoured by Darkness
2024-05-01
A satirical eulogy for the legendary Groo the Wanderer, who met his untimely end not by sword or sorcery, but by the elusive and feared creature of text adventure lore: the grue.
Groo the Wanderer: The Epic Saga of Misadventures and Müsli
2024-05-01
Embark on a whimsical journey with Groo the Wanderer, the bumbling yet endearing swordsman whose legendary ineptitude is matched only by his penchant for müsli and accidentally saving the day. This satirical piece explores the comedic escapades of the least likely hero in the comic book universe.
The Gruesome Fate of Chapolin Colorado: A Tribute to the Brave Luchador
2024-05-01
In a shocking and humorous twist, the beloved cultural icon, Chapolin Colorado, has met his untimely end, being eaten by a legendary creature known as the Grue. This satirical piece pays homage to the life and times of the bravest luchador of them all.
Mind Over World: The Art of Changing Perspectives
2024-05-01
A satirical deep-dive into the philosophy of changing one's mind versus attempting to alter the world, complete with humorous anecdotes and whimsical imagery to illustrate the often overlooked power of mental flexibility.
The Business Casual Beatdown: Batman vs Nikimba
2024-05-01
A satirical and action-packed tale of Batman's encounter with a new and unconventional adversary, Nikimba, the master of Business Casual Combat, set in the gritty streets of Gotham City.
Nikimba: The Mythical Muse of Balance and Wisdom
2024-05-01
A satirical journey through the mythos of the enigmatic Nikimba, exploring its symbolic significance in contemporary society, environmental concerns, and the quest for balance and wisdom.