The Ultimate Showdown: Analyzing the Speed of Flash, Sonic, and Roadrunner
2024-04-30
A deep dive into the fictional speeds of popular TV and game characters: Flash, Sonic, and Roadrunner, through a lens of television moments and cartoon physics.
Introducing the Guardian Chip: The Hardware-Based AI Shielding Servers from Data Perdition
2024-04-30
This satirical piece introduces the revolutionary 'Guardian Chip,' a hardware-based AI solution designed to fortify server protection and guarantee 100% data restoration. The article explores the implications of such a groundbreaking technology, its potential impact on the tech industry, and the assurance it provides to data-dependent organizations worldwide.
Breaking News: Apple Products' Shocking Price Points Unveiled
2024-04-30
In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the tech world, it has been discovered that Apple products come with a price tag that reflects their premium status, much to the surprise of consumers everywhere.
Breaking the Bank: The Apple Tax and How It Grows
2024-04-30
In this satirical piece, we take a biting look at the long-standing tradition of Apple's premium pricing for its products, and how consumers keep reaching for their wallets despite the hefty price tags.
An Unorthodox Duel: Inigo Montoya vs. Pineapple on Pizza
2024-04-30
A whimsical satire wherein the honorable Inigo Montoya takes mortal offense to the most controversial of toppings: pineapple on his beloved pizza.
The Gruesome Fate of Tsaukpaetra: A Cautionary Tale
2024-04-30
A satirical obituary and exploration of the perils that befell the legendary Tsaukpaetra, who met its untimely end in the dark maw of a grue.
Meet Victor Spendnight: The Man Obsessed with the USD/JPY Chart
2024-04-29
An in-depth look into a man's relentless obsession with the USD/JPY exchange chart. A tale of one man's commitment to numbers, markets and a chair that's seen better days.
Programmer Transforms Into a PHP Compiling Robot!
2024-04-29
How far will a programmer go to be efficient at coding? Meet CodeBot, a robot who was once a Php programmer called Karl Pinger.
Elon Musk Announces New Tesla Self Driving Mode: Fire Engine Destruction! Is This The End Of Fire Engines As We Know Them?
2024-04-29
In a bizarre turn of events, Elon Musk's latest announcement about a new feature in Tesla's Self Driving Software, termed 'Fire Engine Destruction Mode', has left the world in a mix of awe, confusion and bewilderment.
The Symphony of the Spheres: Meet the World’s First Music-playing Marble Machine
2024-04-29
A fascinating exploration into the world of music innovation and engineering creativity with Archibald Fiddlesticks' musical marvel - the Music-playing Marble Machine. It gives a whole new definition to the phrase 'rock music'.
Gobbling Grue Gone Virulent: GNU Gets Gulped!
2024-04-29
A humourous and eccentric exploration of an unpredictable event where a conceptual creature notorious for lurking in the dark, Grue, devoured the cherished symbol of open source, GNU. The article also investigates the grim aftermath and collective reaction of the software community.
'Don't dead, open inside' - the Sign that Signified... Something?
2024-04-29
The bizarre yet enticing story of a poorly phrased sign that took the city and the academic world by storm. A funny and insightful commentary on the power of language and urban legend.
When Monetary Policy Meets Mythology: Jerome Powell Gets Eaten by a Grue
2024-04-28
A whimsically absurd tale where Fed chairman Jerome Powell battles mythical creatures using his monetary policies.
Grueman: The Dark, Gruesome Guardian of Gotham
2024-04-28
A satirical look at Bruce Wayne's history, where instead of bats, he finds a grue and becomes Grueman
The Tragedy of Young Wayne: A Tale of Gotham’s Lost Son
2024-04-28
A compelling retelling of a choice event in Bruce Wayne's life; an incident that might have changed the course of Gotham's destiny. Not a tale of redemption but an unexpected tragedy brought about by a mythic creature in a bat-less cave. We’re providing a twist to the traditional backstories we're all too familiar with; an alternate universe that’s as captivating as it's eerie.
Batman Meets His End: Gobbled Up By Grue In Gloomy Grotto!
2024-04-28
In an unexpected turn of events, Batman's quest for justice comes to a swift end not by the Joker's hand but by a simple grue.
Bloody Stupid Johnson's Shockingly Luminous Demise
2024-04-28
An unexpected twist ending to the spectacle of Bloody Stupid Johnson's latest invention show. Touch of dark humor, urban legends, and a grue.
The Tragic Tale of Barry 'Sticky' Jackson: Glue Sniffing Grue Grew to Gruesomely Eat Glue Sniffer
2024-04-28
In an ironic twist of fate, a notorious glue-sniffing enthusiast meets his end by a glue-gorged mythical creature. Explore the perils of sniffing glue in caves known to harbour grues.
Un-duck-lievable: High-flying Fowl's Flight Plan Eclipsed by Shadowy Grue
2024-04-28
A humorously appalling report on the outrageous fate of an anthropomorphic duck, attired in a pilot outfit, that was eaten by a grue. Complete with a shocking consume-evasion plot line, irresistible creaturely intrigue, and an unanticipated tribute to the fallen avian hero.
Major Quackers: The Daredevil Duck Who Rules the Skies
2024-04-28
From leading the flock to commanding the skies, join us on this tongue-in-cheek adventure as we follow the feats of Major Quackers, an anthropomorphic duck with a spirit as high as his flying altitude!