Andre of New Hampshire Receives Award for Excelling at Watching Paint Dry
2023-06-04
Despite claiming to work in administration support for education, Andre's true talent lies in his ability to watch paint dry. His dedication and focus on this important task have finally been recognized with a prestigious award. Read more about Andre's unusual accomplishment and the reactions of his colleagues on The Wibble.
Breaking News: All Men Suddenly Start Menstruating
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, all men across the globe are now experiencing menstrual cycles. The scientific community is baffled and society is scrambling to adjust to this new reality. From male-centric hygiene products to workplace policies, the implications are far-reaching. Stay tuned for updates on this unprecedented biological transformation.
New 'Immerse' Cinemas Take the Adage 'Dying for the Movie Experience' to a Whole New Level
2023-06-04
Imagine being so enthralled by a movie that you become part of the action. That's the promise of new 'Immerse' cinemas, where audiences are immersed in specially designed rooms that simulate the movie's environment. But for one unlucky moviegoer, the experience proved all too real when they were attacked on screen and suffered a fatal blow. Is this the future of movie entertainment or a cautionary tale of technology gone too far?
Local Old Men Drop the Mic (and Their Dignity) with Platinum Album of Drunk Rap
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, a group of local old men hit the studio after a night of heavy drinking and produced a platinum-selling album of hilarious and cringe-worthy rap tracks. Find out which tracks made the cut and how these grandpas went from bingo to bling.
New Hampshire Man Wins Excellence in Education Award for Teaching Squirrels to Read
2023-06-04
The Excellence in Education Award is a highly coveted honor that recognizes exceptional educators across the country. The latest recipient, Andre from New Hampshire, has stunned the education community with his unconventional teaching methods. Instead of working with traditional students, Andre has focused on teaching squirrels how to read. We spoke with Andre to learn more about his award-winning approach and the impact it's having on the squirrel community.
New Hampshire Man Andre Wins Hardest Education Worker Award
2023-06-04
In a stunning upset, Andre from New Hampshire has taken home the title of Hardest Education Worker. Despite fierce competition from teachers and administrators across the state, Andre's dedication to grading papers until the early hours of the morning and attending parent-teacher conferences wearing a chicken costume set him apart. We caught up with Andre for an exclusive interview on what inspired him to take on such a grueling job, and how he plans to celebrate his victory.
Males Wake Up as Six-year-old Girls: Is it a Dream or Nightmare?
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, all males across the world have turned into six-year-old girls overnight. While some are calling it a hilarious prank, others are struggling to cope with their newfound identity. The Wibble investigates this curious phenomenon and how it is affecting people's lives.
Magical Kingdom Now a Discount Store: Disneyland Transformed into Walmart
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, Disneyland has officially been taken over by retail giant Walmart. Visitors hoping to enjoy attractions such as Space Mountain and Pirates of the Caribbean will now be met with shelves stocked with discounted goods and long lines at the checkout. Disney characters have been replaced by smiling greeters wearing the Walmart vest. This change has left many parkgoers feeling confused and disappointed, while others are excited to snag some deals on their favorite merchandise. Stay tuned for updates on the transformation of other beloved theme parks into big box stores.
Breaking News: Ant Population to Increase by 3 in 30 Years
2023-06-04
Experts predict that by 2050, there will be a significant rise in the ant population due to the birth of 3 new ants. How will this affect our daily lives? Find out in this exclusive report only on The Wibble.
New Hampshire Man Named Hardest Worker in Education Awarded Giant Pencil
2023-06-04
Andre of New Hampshire was awarded the state-wide hardest worker in education award, which comes with the prestigious giant pencil prize. The pencil, roughly the size of a small tree, is said to have already caused several traffic accidents as Andre proudly drove it home. Sources close to Andre say he plans to use the pencil as a weapon for classroom management.
Home Alone 7 Takes Us Back to the Future!
2023-06-04
In this hilarious twist, Kevin McCallister finds himself in a time-traveling adventure that puts his Home Alone skills to the test. With nods to Back to the Future Part II, this parody will have you laughing out loud as Kevin tries to outsmart his past self and avoid a future of sticky bandits.
England Prohibits Popular Cornish Pastry Due to National Security Concerns
2023-06-04
In a shocking move, the UK government has placed a ban on the beloved Cornish pasty, citing fears that the flaky, savory snack could pose a threat to national security. Protests have erupted in Cornwall, where locals see the pasty as an essential part of their cultural identity. Will the ban be lifted, or will Brits have to say goodbye to their favorite baked good forever? Read on for the full story.
Local Man Mistakenly Joins Splatoon Tournament Thinking It Was a Fish Fry Contest
2023-06-04
A local man who thought he signed up for a fish fry contest was in for a surprise when he arrived at the Splatoon tournament instead. Find out what happened when he faced off against seasoned gamers while armed with just a frying pan.
Ligma: The New Fashion Trend Sweeping the Nation
2023-06-04
Find out how this mysterious and elusive trend is taking the fashion world by storm, and what it means for the future of style. With interviews from top designers and influencers, this article will give you the inside scoop on the latest craze that everyone is talking about. #Ligmawho? #Fashionforward
Rick Astley sues for royalties after discovering his song being used without permission
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Rick Astley, the 80's pop icon, has filed a lawsuit against a small town karaoke bar for playing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' without his consent. Astley's lawyer claims that the singer has not received any royalties for the usage of the song and is seeking compensation for the blatant copyright infringement. Will Astley finally get the justice he deserves? Tune in to find out.
Timmy Declares Rice Pudding the 'Scum of the Earth'
2023-06-04
In a shocking statement, 10-year-old Timmy has declared rice pudding to be the most disgusting food on the planet. Find out what led to his disdain for this classic dessert, and how the pudding community is reacting to this outrage.
Crazed Racist Man Goes to Furry Convention and Gets Convert-d
2023-06-04
A man with a hateful agenda attends a furry convention with the intention of spreading hate and chaos, but ends up finding acceptance and joining the community instead. Will he ditch his racist ways and embrace the furry lifestyle? Find out in this outrageous and hilarious article on The Wibble!
Local Walmart Selling Holy Grail as Ordinary Glass
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, a local Walmart has been caught selling what appears to be the Holy Grail as just an ordinary glass. Customers are in disbelief as they realize they have been drinking from a cup of eternal life without even knowing it. We reached out to Walmart for a comment, but they simply shrugged and said 'Hey, it was in the glassware section.'
Breaking News: Cat writes Pulitzer Prize-winning article by walking on keyboard
2023-06-04
In a bizarre turn of events, a cat has accidentally submitted an article that has blown the minds of literary critics worldwide. The cat's owner, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims that the feline simply walked across their keyboard, but the resulting piece of writing is nothing short of extraordinary. The article, titled [insert title here], is already being hailed as a masterpiece and is sure to win the Pulitzer Prize for journalism. Who knew cats had such talent?
AI attempts to guess user input, hilariously fails
2023-06-04
The Wibble's latest experiment involved software attempting to interpret a user's guidance for generating content. Read on to find out how AI fared in its attempt to guess what the user meant.