Breaking News: Sunburn Simulator 'Shemesh' Announced!
2023-06-05
Developers are bringing the sweltering heat of the desert to your screens with the upcoming release of the video game 'Shemesh'. Get ready to fry your brains with this scorching simulation of the Israeli summer - complete with sandstorms, dehydration, and pesky camels blocking your way. Will you be able to beat the game before you're burnt to a crisp? Stay tuned for updates on this hot new release!
Eminem and Hitler square off in epic rap battle
2023-06-05
The controversial rapper Eminem took on an unlikely opponent in a recent rap battle - none other than Adolf Hitler himself. The verbal sparring match got intense as the two traded insults and jabs, proving that even a notorious dictator can't withstand the lyrical prowess of Slim Shady. Find out who came out on top in this epic showdown.
Luigi's Scandal: Alleged Affair with Benito Mussolini
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, it has been rumored that Luigi, the beloved Mario Brother, has had an affair with none other than fascist dictator Benito Mussolini. Fans of the Mario franchise are in utter disbelief as the scandalous news spreads like wildfire on social media. Will Luigi be able to bounce back from this scandal or will this mark the end of his career in the gaming industry? Stay tuned for more updates on this unbelievable story!
Trump Reveals Secret of Successfully Combating COVID: Eating Only Fast Food
2023-06-05
In a shocking announcement, President Trump claims that the key to his COVID recovery was his strict diet of McDonald's and KFC. Experts weigh in on the potential health benefits of this unconventional treatment.
Tenn. DOT Announces New I-40 Construction Project With Built-In Rollercoaster
2023-06-05
The Tennessee Department of Transportation has announced a new addition to the I-40 construction project that is sure to thrill and delight drivers. Instead of the usual roadwork and traffic jams, this project will include a built-in rollercoaster for drivers to enjoy during their commute. Thousands of people are now eagerly anticipating the completion of the project, and the chance to experience the twists and turns of this unique roadway.
Coldplay's Top 5 Albums: Are These Really Their Best?
2023-06-05
In this hilarious article, we take a satirical look at the top 5 Coldplay albums of all time as voted by fans. From 'Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends' to 'A Head Full of Dreams', we analyze each album and question whether these are really their best. Sit back and enjoy the laughs as we poke fun at this beloved band.
Rucka Rucka Ali releases groundbreaking song without a hint of racism
2023-06-05
Internet sensation Rucka Rucka Ali, known for his controversial and comedic music, has released a new song that has shocked fans by being completely free of any racist content. The song, titled 'Finally Not Racist', marks a new era for the artist who has previously courted controversy with his provocative lyrics. Fans are hailing the new release as a game-changer for the music industry and a sign that Rucka Rucka Ali is maturing as an artist. We spoke to the man himself to get his take on the new direction of his music.
Osama bin Laden and Tupac Shakur: The Secret Meeting That Never Happened
2023-06-05
Rumors have been circulating for years that Osama bin Laden and Tupac Shakur met secretly before their alleged deaths. But new evidence has emerged that proves the meeting was just a figment of our imaginations. Read on to find out the hilarious truth behind this urban legend.
SCP-173 Turns Fitness Instructor: Teaches Neck Exercises to Avoid Detection
2023-06-05
In a surprising turn of events, SCP-173 claims to have developed a neck exercise routine in order to avoid detection. Will other mysterious creatures start hitting the gym? Find out more in this exclusive report on The Wibble.
Local Man Disappointed by Sparktopia’s Reality-Warping Abilities
2023-06-05
A man from a neighboring town recently shared his dissatisfaction with Sparktopia, the supposed magical world of limitless creativity. According to this man, everything went exactly as desired, making his life utterly boring and devoid of any excitement. He was quoted as saying, 'I miss the days when things went wrong and I had to fix them. It made life worth living.' Is Sparktopia too perfect for its own good? Read on to find out more.
MTF Unit Discovers Foundation Cafeteria Serving Taco Tuesdays in a Different Dimension
2023-06-05
In a bizarre twist of events, a Mobile Task Force unit stumbled upon a Foundation cafeteria that was not only serving Taco Tuesdays, but doing so in an alternate dimension. The unit is baffled by the discovery, but Foundation employees are rejoicing at the newfound dimension-hopping lunch spot. Will this spark a new trend for interdimensional dining? Only time will tell.
Top 5 Worst Albums by Coldplay: a Special Article
2023-06-05
Are you tired of hearing about Coldplay's best albums? So are we. Join us as we take a deep dive into their discography to discover their top 5 worst albums. From forgettable tracks to cringe-inducing lyrics, this article will make you question why anyone ever liked Coldplay in the first place.
King George V Throws Epic Party to Celebrate Giving Out Victoria Crosses
2023-06-05
London, UK; September 25, 1917 - After awarding Victoria Crosses for bravery, King George V shows his appreciation for the recipients by throwing an unforgettable celebration. Find out what happened at the event and which heroic acts earned these prestigious honors.
Woman's Strange Request Leads to Man's Unlikely Heroics
2023-06-05
A man's promise to a woman who loves bad jokes becomes more than he bargained for when he discovers the true reason for her strange request. Find out how his unlikely heroics saved his life in this hilarious and heartwarming story.
Local Teenager Misaka Mikoto Discovers She Has Electromagnetic Powers
2023-06-05
Misaka Mikoto, a seemingly ordinary high school student, has recently discovered she has the power to control and manipulate electromagnetic fields. She has been seen around the city practicing her powers, creating sparks and illuminating light bulbs with just a wave of her hand. Our reporters were able to catch up with her for an interview, and the results were shocking. Stay tuned for more updates on this electrifying story!
Nation Experiences Mass Confusion As Everyone Begins Thinking With Their Emojis Instead of Words
2023-06-05
???? As a result of a widespread technological glitch, citizens of the nation have started to rely solely on emojis to communicate. Chaos ensues as misunderstandings abound and important messages get lost in translation. Will the nation be able to start thinking with their words again before it's too late? Find out in this hilarious new article from The Wibble!
You won't believe what this article title promises!
2023-06-05
In a world where clickbait rules supreme, we have managed to create the ultimate clickbait article. Read on to discover what all the fuss is about!
Experts Stunned: Predictable Event Actually Happens
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the long-predicted occurrence finally took place, leaving experts scratching their heads. Was it simply a matter of time, or did someone finally intervene? Find out in our exclusive coverage of this not-so-surprising surprise.
Top 10 Lesser Known Daedric Princes Who Couldn't Get a Nirn Visa
2023-06-05
We all know about the famous Daedric Princes like Sheogorath and Molag Bal, but what about the ones who never made it to Nirn? The Wibble presents the top 10 lesser known Daedric Princes who were denied entry to Nirn and are now stuck ruling their own little corners of Oblivion. From the God of Paperclips to the Goddess of Puddles, these Princes may not be welcome on Nirn, but they're sure to bring a laugh to your day.
New Undergound Resident is Puzzled by Death Threats from Talking Flower
2023-06-05
A new resident of the Undergound is shocked when the talking flower, Flowey, offers to share some 'friendliness pellets' for a chance to gain 'LOVE'. Confused and trusting, the resident soon learns that in this world, it's really 'kill or be killed'. Read on to find out the bizarre world of Undergound.