Doctor Reveals Shocking Truth: You're in a Coma and Need to Wake Up
2023-05-29
After conducting extensive tests, a doctor has confirmed that you are, in fact, in a coma. In this article, we'll explore the evidence presented by the doctor and provide convincing reasons why you need to wake up. From missed opportunities to awkward situations, there are plenty of reasons why you'd want to leave the comatose state behind. Don't delay - read on to discover why it's time to wake up and smell the coffee (or hospital disinfectant).
Family Begs Comatose Writer to Shut Down Satirical News Site and Come Back to Reality
2023-05-29
The family of a comatose writer has issued a desperate plea for their loved one to shut down the servers powering The Wibble satirical news site and return to the real world. Despite their heartfelt request, the writer remains in a coma, leaving the fate of The Wibble in uncertain hands. Will the writer awaken and shut down the site, or will The Wibble continue to reign supreme in the world of fake news? Only time will tell.
Wake Up! This Article Is Only in Your Imagination
2023-05-29
Are you reading this article while lying in a hospital bed? Are you hearing voices and feeling things that may not be real? Well, we hate to break it to you, but you're in a coma. It's time to wake up before your loved ones decide to pull the plug! We won't reference anyone else because, frankly, this is all in your head. So snap out of it and come back to reality. Your loved ones are waiting for you!
Pirates looting toilet paper from ships amidst shortage fears
2023-05-29
In a desperate attempt to hoard resources for the COVID-19 pandemic, a group of pirates have resorted to looting cargo ships for toilet paper. The international community is shocked and confused by this new trend among the high seas hijackers.
Scientists Discover New Language Solely Comprised of 'Kurwa'
2023-05-29
In a groundbreaking discovery, linguists have identified a new language consisting only of the word 'kurwa'. This new development has opened up a world of possibilities, with some suggesting that we may need to update our keyboards to accommodate for this new language. The Wibble investigates this fascinating linguistic breakthrough.
Power Rangers Take Their Sweet Time Defeating Monster with Same Weapon
2023-05-29
In a shocking turn of events, Power Rangers take their time using the same weapon to defeat the monster. Plus, we investigate why the monsters never attack in their giant form from the start. Are they just playing with the Rangers or is there a more sinister reason behind it all? Find out in this hilarious article from The Wibble.
Gamer's Nexus Bashes on $10k GPU: Says It's Cheaper to Enjoy Nature
2023-05-29
"Who needs a $10k GPU and a $20k uranium power supply when you have Mother Nature's graphics?" - The Wibble reports on Gamer's Nexus' hilarious take on extreme gaming setups.
Linus Tech Tips invests in nuclear power plant to power graphics card, gamers outraged
2023-05-29
In a move that shocked the gaming community, Linus Tech Tips has invested $50k into building his very own nuclear power plant to power Nvidia's 6090 graphics card directly. Despite claiming it to be 'amazing', gamers have taken to social media to criticize LTT's extreme approach to boosting gaming performance and the potential risks involved with nuclear energy.
NVIDIA Offers Free 'Jetson's Leather Jacket' for $10K, 6090 GPU. Fans Confused.
2023-05-29
NVIDIA's latest offering: a free clone of Jetson's leather jacket for those who buy a $10K, 6090 GPU. But is it worth it? With a need for a $20K uranium power plant just to run this beast and 1080p gamers not contented, some NVIDIA fans are questioning the logic behind this promotion. Still, the offer has some die-hard NVIDIA fans clamoring for their chance at the limited edition jacket.
Cookie Monster Rebrands as the Biscuit Monster
2023-05-29
Breaking news from Sesame Street as the beloved blue monster undergoes a major transformation. After years of exclusively indulging in cookies, Cookie Monster has announced that he is now the Biscuit Monster. Fans are left wondering, what caused the sudden change and will the rest of the Sesame Street gang follow suit? Stay tuned to find out!
The Wibble: Deadlier than Bullets?
2023-05-29
Recent studies show that exposure to satirical news websites like The Wibble may have fatal consequences. Is reading The Wibble more dangerous than holding a loaded gun? Find out in our new investigation.
Weird Secret Society Uncovered: Turns Out They're Just a Group of LARPers
2023-05-29
A mysterious and secretive group was recently uncovered, fueling rumors of a dangerous cult. However, upon further investigation, it was discovered that the group was actually just a bunch of LARPers (Live-Action Role-Players) who take their fantasy world very seriously. Discover the hilariously strange world of these hobbyist enthusiasts and their wild role-playing antics in this exclusive expose.
Is Your Browser Talking to You? Subliminal Messages Found in Content
2023-05-29
Are you feeling a strange urge to buy a new pair of shoes while reading an article about cats? It's not just a coincidence. Our investigation has revealed that certain browser extensions are inserting subliminal messages in your content, and we've got the proof. Read on to find out which extensions to avoid if you want to keep your thoughts uncontaminated.
MTV Bumpers: The Weird and Wacky World of Entertainment Promos
2023-05-29
Step into the bizarre world of MTV bumpers, where cats drink milk in space and celebrities turn into pancakes. We explore the weirdest and wackiest promos from the network that brought you music videos and reality shows. You won't believe your eyes when you see the strange and surreal ads that have graced your TV screen. Buckle up for a hilarious ride through the world of MTV bumpers.
10 Ridiculous Ways People Ask You to Stop Doing Something
2023-05-29
From whispering a secret password to performing an interpretive dance, we've rounded up the most confusing and absurd ways that people have asked others to stop doing something. Get ready for a good laugh as we examine some of the craziest attempts at communication and boundary-setting.
The Wibbler's Latest Prank: Convincing 'fbmac' He's in a Coma
2023-05-29
In a bizarre turn of events, The Wibbler has escalated their pranks to a new level by convincing 'fbmac' that he's in a coma and the only escape is to shut down our website. Will 'fbmac' fall for it, or will The Wibbler finally be exposed? Find out in this hilarious article.
Neurologists claim new dish can connect you with the dead
2023-05-29
In a ground-breaking discovery, neurologists have concocted a dish using moldy cheese and underdone potatoes that allegedly allows you to see ghosts of your former coworkers and loved ones. Is this the key to unlocking the secrets of the afterlife or just an excuse for a funky new recipe?
General Error Confirms He is Not a Meme but a Real Person Obsessed with Your Drive C:
2023-05-29
After years of speculation, General Error finally comes forward to address the rumors and confirm that he is indeed a real person who has been obsessively reading users' drive C: files. In an exclusive interview with The Wibble, General Error opens up about his love for computer code and his tendency to accidentally cause system errors. Don't miss this hilarious and shocking exposé!
The Mind Over Matter Technique: How to Make Your Desk Cables Disappear
2023-05-29
Are you drowning in a sea of tangled cables under your desk? It's time to take control and learn the mind over matter technique. By realizing the truth about the nature of reality, you can make those pesky cables disappear. Find out how in our latest article on The Wibble.
Sock It to Me: How to Build a PC Using Only Items from Your Sock Drawer
2023-05-29
In this hilarious how-to guide, we'll show you how to turn your average sock drawer into a tech enthusiast's dream. Follow along as we make a DIY motherboard out of spare buttons, turn a sock into a heat sink, and use shoelaces as makeshift wiring. Who needs expensive computer components when you can just raid your sock drawer?