Horse Lovers Furious as Study Proves Skyrim Mountain Climbing Unnatural
2023-06-05
Animal rights activists are fighting back after a groundbreaking study revealed that horses are simply not equipped to climb mountains the way they do in the popular video game Skyrim. The science supports it, but horse enthusiasts insist their majestic steeds are capable of anything. See what happens when these two worlds collide in an epic battle of science vs. passion.
Rage Comics Revolution: Millennials rediscover the art of expressing FFFFFUUUUU in pictorial form
2023-06-05
The 2010s were a golden age for rage comics, and now they are making a comeback among the millennial crowd. From cringe-worthy memes to cathartic outbursts, we explore the enduring appeal of the classic FFFFFUUUUU face and its impact on internet culture.
Let's Play Minecrap! The Most Sensational Game of the Year
2023-06-05
In this hilarious article, we explore the world of Minecrap - or Minecraft, as some people insist on calling it. Follow along as our protagonist Inspector Gadget raves about his love for building bricks with mine crap, and discover what makes Minecrap the most fun app of the year. Don't miss out on all the laughs and adventure in this must-read article!
Minecraft Changes Name to Mimecraft to Support Mime Culture
2023-06-05
In a bold move towards inclusivity, Minecraft has announced that they will be changing their name to 'Mimecraft' to support and embrace the mime culture. This change is expected to be implemented in the upcoming Minecraft update and has already sparked controversy among some players. Will this new change lead to more mimes in the Minecraft world? Only time will tell.
USB Naming Committee Facing Lynch Mob Threats
2023-06-05
After years of frustration with confusing and nonsensical USB specification names, an angry mob has formed to take justice into their own hands. The USB Naming Committee is under fire as citizens demand accountability for the chaos they've caused in their computer cords. Will the committee be able to plead their case and save themselves from an angry mob? Or will the mob get their revenge and finally bring order to the USB world? Stay tuned for updates on this developing story on The Wibble.
Florida Man Solves Skyrim Civil War Conflict After Getting Stranded in Game
2023-06-05
In a bizarre turn of events, a Florida man found himself trapped inside the popular video game Skyrim. However, instead of succumbing to the dangers of the game, he uses his Florida Man skills to bring peace to the warring factions of the Stormcloaks and Imperials. Read on to find out how one man changed the course of a virtual war.
New Sky Police Unit Soars to Justice with Jetpacks
2023-06-05
Crime is no longer safe from above as the Sky Police debut their high-flying crime fighting squad armed with jetpacks. Criminals better start looking to the skies, because these officers are ready to take the fight to new heights.
Website's Infinite Scroll Feature Accused of Farting During User Browsing
2023-06-05
Reports claim that users have been experiencing strange farting noises coming from their laptops while browsing a website with infinite scroll. Investigations reveal that the website's coding may have unintentionally triggered flatulence sounds during the endless scrolling process. Users have taken to social media to voice their concerns and jokes about the unexpected feature.
All Gender-Separated Areas and Buildings to Become Gender-Natural in Push for Inclusivity
2023-06-05
In a move towards greater inclusivity, all gender-separated areas such as restrooms and locker rooms will undergo a transformation to become gender-natural. This means that instead of being labeled as male or female, these spaces will be open to all genders, promoting a more welcoming environment for everyone.
BTS Member's Haircut Causes Global Panic
2023-06-05
The world is in chaos as one member of K-Pop sensation BTS has decided to drastically change his hairstyle. Fans are uncertain how to cope with this devastating news. Will this impact the group's upcoming tour? Is this the end of their reign as kings of pop? The real question is, where were the hair stylists during all of this? Find out on The Wibble.
KFFOCC: The Fusion Food You Didn't Know You Needed
2023-06-05
In a surprising move, the Kentucky Fried Chicken and Kentucky Catfish Factory have announced their merger to become the KFFOCC - the Kentucky Frying Factory Of Catfish Chicken. The new fast food joint promises to bring the best of both worlds together in a mind-boggling fusion menu. From catfish nuggets to chicken fried steak, KFFOCC is sure to satisfy any cravings you didn't even know you had.
Breaking News: Bizzle the Brapper Bounces Back with Bizarre Behavior
2023-06-05
In a bold move, Bizzle the Brapper has decided to add the letter B to words that don't start with it. From 'brhino' to 'bapple', the internet is buzzing with reactions to this unique linguistic style. But is it just a gimmick or a stroke of genius? We delve into the world of Bizzle the Brapper and explore the implications of his bizarre behavior. Don't miss out on this must-read article unlike any other!
KFC to be Bought Out by New Rival Kentucky Catfish Fillet Due to Dwindling Sales
2023-06-05
In a surprising move, KFC may soon be under new ownership as Kentucky Catfish Fillet reportedly eyes a acquisition. Sources cite KFC's recent decline in sales due to the surge in popularity of KCF's as the primary motivator behind the purchase. Will KFC soon be rebranded as Kentucky Catfish Chicken? Only time will tell.
KFC's Newest Rival: The Kentucky Catfish Fillet
2023-06-05
Move over Colonel Sanders, there's a new fish in town! KFC's latest competitor is a fishy delight - the Kentucky Catfish Fillet. Will it take the world by storm or will it just be another fish out of water? Find out in our exclusive taste test and review.
University of Oxford Announces New Major: Dark Arts
2023-06-05
In a surprising move, the University of Oxford has decided to offer a degree program in Dark Arts, including courses such as 'Curses and Hexes 101' and 'Summoning Demons for Beginners'. Some students hope to use their newfound skills for good, while others are just excited to finally have a practical application for their love of Harry Potter.
Pulp Fiction: The Untold Story of Big Kahuna Burgers
2023-06-05
Discover the secret behind Jules' obsession with Big Kahuna Burgers, the Hawaiian burger joint that makes the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. Join Brett and Vincent as they indulge in a tasty burger and witness Jules' reaction to the holy grail of fast food. You won't believe what happens next...
RG Declared Most Useless Letter in Social Media Outrage, NN Denies Competing for Title
2023-06-05
A recent declaration that RG is the most useless letter has ignited a firestorm on social media, with users passionately defending their favorite letters. Meanwhile, NN denies any interest in competing for the title, claiming it is perfectly content with its place as second-most useless letter.
Breaking News: All Flags to Be Replaced with Hexagons
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, it has been announced that all countries will be changing their flags to the hexagon shape. The reasons behind this decision are unclear, but speculation suggests it may have something to do with the hexagonal shape being 'more inclusive' and 'less offensive'. Citizens are already expressing their confusion and dismay at the sudden change. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
Breaking News: Letter 'Rg' Officially Declared the Most Useless Letter in the Alphabet
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, linguists and language enthusiasts have come to a consensus that the letter combination 'Rg' serves no purpose in the English language. The letter has been unanimously deemed useless and will be removed from all forms of communication effective immediately. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
Wibble Exclusive - Inside the N.W.M.D.A - the National Weapons of Mass Destruction Agency
2023-06-05
Join our undercover reporter as they infiltrate the N.W.M.D.A - the agency tasked with developing and testing the most devastating weapons known to man. Be prepared for a hilarious and eye-opening glimpse into the world of top-secret government agencies.