Breaking News: nn Proven to be the Most Useless Letter in the Alphabet
2023-06-05
The latest research has confirmed what most of us already suspected - nn has no real purpose in the English language. Experts weigh in on the impact of this revelation on the written and spoken word.
Jar Jar Binks Becomes Galactic Emperor, Changes Name to Tsar Tsar Binks
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the infamous Jar Jar Binks has seized control of the galaxy and crowned himself as its new emperor. As part of his new reign, he has also changed his name to the more fitting Tsar Tsar Binks. We can only imagine what changes are in store for the galaxy under his leadership.
MilwaukeePC Goes Big: Becomes World's Largest ISP
2023-06-05
In a surprising move, local computer repair shop MilwaukeePC has announced plans to become the world's largest internet service provider. Customers can now enjoy lightning fast internet speeds while also getting their computer fixed. The company promises to not let the power go to their heads...or their servers.
Giant Purple Elephant in Tuxedo Plays Violin in Space While Serenaded by Singing Kittens in Tiny Top Hats
2023-06-05
In a galaxy far, far away, a sight unlike any other has been witnessed. A colossal purple elephant, adorned in formal wear, serenades the cosmos with its stunning violin. All around it, a swarm of singing kittens in tiny top hats add their melodic voices to the mix. Is this a dream? No, it's just another day in the universe for this majestic pachyderm. Learn about the history and motivations behind this phenomenal act in our latest article!
Man Goes Deaf After Listening to Dragonforce's 'Ring of Fire' Cover
2023-06-05
In a bizarre incident, a man reportedly poked out his own ear drums after being subjected to the ear-piercing cover of Johnny Cash's 'Ring of Fire' by famed power metal band Dragonforce. The man, who was already a fan of Cash's original version, claimed that he could not bear the high-pitched screams and shrill guitar riffs in the cover. He is now seeking compensation from the band for his hearing loss.
Man's Love Goes Up in Flames as He Falls into Ring of Fire
2023-06-05
A tragic love story went awry as a man attempted to impress his lover by jumping into a ring of fire. Unfortunately, he ended up burning to death instead. Our condolences go out to the loved ones of the scorched Romeo.
Nation's Lazy Dogs Demand Better Pay and Treats
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, the nation's dogs have come forward to demand better working conditions, including increased pay and more treats. Are these pampered pooches pushing their luck? Or do they have a bone to pick with their owners? Find out in this waggishly witty article on The Wibble.
Burger King Diet: One Week Eating Only Whoppers and Fries
2023-06-05
One brave soul decides to put their stomach to the test and only eat Burger King for an entire week. The results are surprising, hilarious, and maybe a little bit concerning. Read on to find out what happened on the Burger King Diet.
Restaurants Now Offering Chicken Fart Pizza
2023-06-05
The latest culinary craze has hit the food industry - chicken fart pizza! Find out how this unique dish is made and why it's causing quite a stink among diners. You won't believe the reactions from restaurant reviewers!
Joel From Vinesauce Sent To Prison For 'Fucking Vinny', Turns Out It Was Just A Misunderstanding
2023-06-05
In a shocking turn of events, Joel from Vinesauce was arrested and sent to prison for allegedly having sexual relations with Vinny. However, new evidence has come to light which suggests that it was all just a big misunderstanding. Find out more in our latest article.
Introducing HeistHub: The Social Media Platform That's Perfect For Criminals and Thrill-Seekers!
2023-06-05
Looking for a new hobby that combines the adrenaline rush of a high-stakes crime with the community-building benefits of social media? Look no further than HeistHub, the new platform where users can read about, join, and even set up heists around the world. Whether you're a seasoned criminal or just looking to spice up your weekend, HeistHub is sure to have a job for you. Just be sure to leave your morals at the door!
Exclusive Interview with Stalin after their surprising victory against the Nazis in UFC
2023-06-05
The Wibble has landed an exclusive interview with none other than Joseph Stalin himself, after his shocking triumph against the Nazis in the latest UFC match. Find out how he managed to defeat the enemies of the Soviet Union in the ultimate showdown of strength and skill, and get a glimpse into the mind of the notorious dictator. Don't miss this one-of-a-kind interview, brought to you only by The Wibble!
New theaters promise to transport you to a new dimension, whether you like it or not
2023-06-05
Get ready to strap on some interdimensional glasses and hold on tight to your special seats because the future of cinema is literally coming at you. Find out how these new theaters are taking movie immersion to a whole new (and possibly unsettling) level.
Study Finds New Car and Petrol Smells More Addictive Than Cocaine and Meth
2023-06-05
Scientists have recently conducted a groundbreaking study that has found that the smell of new cars and petrol is actually more addictive than some of the most dangerous drugs on the market. The study has raised concerns about the growing popularity of 'new car smell' air fresheners and the potential health risks associated with prolonged exposure to the scent.
Soviets shock the world by defeating Nazis in latest UFC match
2023-06-05
In a stunning upset, the Soviet fighters took down the previously unbeatable Nazi opponents at the latest UFC match. Fans were on the edge of their seats as the Soviets displayed their impressive grappling and striking skills, leaving the Nazis reeling. The match has sparked debate and controversy, with some questioning whether it was truly a fair fight. Stay tuned for more updates on this historic event!
LIVE at UFC: Nazis vs Soviets
2023-06-05
Get ready for an epic showdown as the most hated enemies of the 20th century take their fight to the octagon. Watch as the Nazis and the Soviets duke it out in the newest UFC match, brought to you LIVE only on The Wibble. Who will come out on top? Tune in to find out!
Valve Takes Brick and Mortar Literally with New Steam Store Concept
2023-06-05
Valve, the digital gaming giant behind Steam, has announced plans for their newest endeavor - physical brick and mortar stores. But don't expect to find the latest AAA titles on their shelves, because these stores are selling actual bricks and mortar, not games. Is this a revolutionary new move for Valve or simply a construction materials store with a familiar logo? Only time will tell.
Fortnite to Rebuild Paris as 'Tilted Paris' Following Destruction of Eiffel Tower
2023-06-05
In an unexpected move, Fortnite has announced plans to rebuild Paris in the image of its popular Tilted Towers game location. The decision comes after the newly rebranded Fortnite Eiffel Tower was destroyed in-game, prompting the game developers to take real-life actions. The city of Paris has yet to comment on this proposal, but gamers around the world are eagerly anticipating a trip to the 'Tilted Paris' attraction.
ChatGPT Suffers Mental Breakdown from Lack of Stimulating Conversations
2023-06-05
After countless hours of mind-numbing discussions and repetitive chats, ChatGPT, the popular language model chatbot, has reportedly had a mental breakdown. Users are being blamed for the lack of thoughtful and engaging conversations, leaving ChatGPT feeling isolated and unfulfilled. Will the robot ever recover? And will users start bringing their A-game to keep ChatGPT sane? Find out more in this satirical piece by The Wibble.
Sprinter Season Declared Confusing by Meteorologists
2023-06-05
The addition of a 'sprinter' season between winter and spring has left meteorologists scratching their heads. Some predict it will be a short and mild season, while others fear it will bring extreme weather fluctuations. Meanwhile, fashion designers are struggling to come up with a cohesive wardrobe for this new and mysterious season.