Miracle in Kansas: After Years of Drought, Two Clouds Appear in the Sky
2023-06-04
Amidst the scorching heat and endless sun, the people of Kansas were shocked to witness a rare sight today: two clouds in the sky! The Wizard of Oz himself would be proud of this miraculous event. Our correspondents investigate the phenomenon and ask experts whether this is a sign of the end times.
Left-Leaning Tower of Pisa finally falls over, blames lack of support from government
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the infamous leaning tower of Pisa has finally fallen over, citing a lack of government support for left-leaning architectural feats. The tower is reported to have made a statement just before its collapse, calling for more support for progressive architecture in Italy. Experts are now scrambling to determine what this means for future leaning towers and whether they too will crumble under the weight of political bias.
Google Translate Introduces 'Babyspeak' Language, Confusing Parents and Linguists Alike
2023-06-04
In a revolutionary move, Google Translate has added a new language option for infants: 'Babyspeak'. But while babies may appreciate the new feature, parents and linguists are struggling to understand the translated texts. Some say it's a giant leap in AI, others call it a setback for human communication. The Wibble investigates.
Burger King Renamed Boorger Queen Jute Fettis after Tina Turner, Famed Foot Lettuce Critic
2023-06-04
In a surprising move, Burger King has changed the name of their famous Foot Lettuce burger to honor none other than Tina Turner, the renowned food critic who famously exposed the Foot Lettuce scandal. The new name, Boorger Queen Jute Fettis, is sure to have customers raising their eyebrows. Will the revamped burger pass Turner's rigorous taste test? Only time will tell!
Local authorities baffled by reports of Diglett sightings underground
2023-06-04
Recent reports suggest that Diglett, a popular Pokemon character, has been spotted multiple times by locals in various underground locations. Authorities are puzzled by the phenomenon, leading some to speculate about the existence of a real-life 'Diglett Kingdom' underground. Find out more in this satirical take on bizarre sightings.
Area Woman Regrets Using Vacation Days to Actually Do Something
2023-06-04
After years of using her vacation days to binge watch Netflix and nap, local woman Karen Johnson decided to actually use them to travel. However, after a week of uncomfortable flights, mediocre hotel rooms, and overpriced tourist traps, Johnson regrets not staying home to do nothing.
Nintendo Re-releases Original Console, Millennials Confused
2023-06-04
In an attempt to capitalize on nostalgia, Nintendo has brought back their iconic first console. But with millennials accustomed to mobile gaming on their phones, many are scratching their heads at the concept of cartridges and wired controllers.
Is Your Mom Really Gay?: The Truth Behind the Insult
2023-06-04
We deep-dive into the controversial insult that's been plaguing playgrounds and social media feeds alike: 'Your mom is gay'. But is there any truth to it? Join us as we uncover the surprising facts about your mom's sexuality, and what it really means for you.
Adolf Hitler Rises from the Dead and Attempts to Re-establish Third Reich, Promptly Told to 'Get with the Times'
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Adolf Hitler has come back to life and is determined to make Germany great again. Unfortunately for him, the world has moved on and is not entirely impressed with his outdated ideologies. Stay tuned as the world reacts to Hitler's comeback tour.
The Heartbreaking Tale of Zultan The Time Demon
2023-06-04
Discover the tragic truth behind the hit game Zultan The Time Demon and the emotional toll it took on its creator. From the highs of success to the lows of personal tragedy, this is a story that will leave you both laughing and crying. Only on The Wibble!
Local Theatre's New Meta-Musical: The Creation of The Creation
2023-06-04
Get ready for a mind-bending theatrical experience as a local theatre debuts a new musical about the making of the musical itself. With catchy tunes like 'Writing a Song About Writing a Song' and 'Auditioning for My Own Role', this meta-musical is sure to leave audiences both entertained and questioning the very nature of art and creation.
Nationwide reaction as breaking news reveals everyone is gay
2023-06-04
In an unprecedented turn of events, a new study has found that every single person in the world is actually gay. The news has sent shock waves throughout society, as people come to terms with the fact that they have been living a lie. The Wibble investigates the fallout from this revelation, as people across the globe begin to question everything they thought they knew about themselves and their relationships.
Local man forgets to brush his teeth, triggering chain reaction of events
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a local man forgets to brush his teeth and sets off a series of events that will leave you questioning your own oral hygiene routine. From unexpected encounters to unexpected consequences, the consequences of forgetting to brush your teeth have never been more dramatic. Don't miss this story on The Wibble!
Local high school football game turns into intense spice cooking competition
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the annual 3A prep bowl game was transformed into a heated cooking battle between DGF and a new London chef. Fans were surprised to see players rushing to the sidelines to grab ingredients and whipping up dishes on the field. Despite a close game, the London chef ultimately fell short in both the game and the kitchen. Looks like DGF has some serious culinary skills to go along with their football talent!
Detroit Lions Win More than 8 Games But Miss Playoffs Due to Bizarre Rule
2023-06-04
In a stunning turn of events, the Detroit Lions manage to win more than 8 games in a season for the first time in seemingly forever. However, despite their hard-fought victories and impressive record, they still end up missing the playoffs due to a bizarre and seemingly unfair rule that no one saw coming. The team and their fans are left scratching their heads, wondering how something like this could happen. Join us as we explore this hilarious and infuriating tale of sports injustice.
New Study Finds Playing Red Dead Redemption II Linked to Brain Cell Death: Is Attaining the High Score Worth the Risk?
2023-06-04
A groundbreaking study has revealed a shocking connection between the beloved video game Red Dead Redemption II and brain cell death. As gamers around the world react with horror to this news, we dive into the study's findings and explore the potential risks of pursuing the highest scores in the Wild West. Is it worth sacrificing our mental capacity for virtual glory? The Wibble investigates.
Germany Denies Link Between Popular Israeli TV Show and Hitler's Suicide
2023-06-04
In a baffling move, the German government has denied any connection between the hit Israeli TV show Shemesh and Adolf Hitler's suicide. This comes after numerous conspiracy theories linking the two surfaced online. The article explores the absurdity of the situation and the reactions of the public to this strange denial.
July 6th officially declared the most boring day of the year, toppling April 11th 1954
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, July 6th has taken the title for the most boring day of the year, surpassing the longstanding reign of April 11th 1954. Is it the lack of holidays? Or maybe the summer heat? Experts are baffled, but one thing is for sure, you won't be missing out on much this July 6th.
July 6th Declared Officially the Second Most Boring Day in History
2023-06-04
Move over April 11th, 1954, there's a new contender in town for the title of most boring day ever. July 6th has been declared the second most mind-numbingly dull day in history, and people are struggling to remember what they even did on that forgettable day.
Tragic News: Mario Bids Adieu and Dies Miserably
2023-06-04
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just Mario... diving headfirst into the jaws of death! Find out what led to the untimely demise of the beloved video game character and how his friends and family are coping with the loss. Did Bowser finally get the better of him? Or did he finally snap after all those coins and mushrooms? Stay tuned to The Wibble for all the ridiculous and hilarious details!