Breaking News: Scientists Discover Oxygen Is Vital to Human Life
2023-06-04
In a shocking revelation, scientists announce that humans need oxygen to survive. Find out why this groundbreaking discovery has sent shockwaves through the medical community and how people are coping with this newfound knowledge.
The Absurdity of Camus: A Beginner's Guide to Existentialism and Laughter
2023-06-04
Are you tired of the mundane and meaningless existence that is modern life? Look no further than Albert Camus, the French philosopher and writer who can help you embrace the absurdity of it all. Our guide will take you through the basics of Camus' philosophy, with a humorous twist that will leave you laughing at the absurdity of your own existence. Get ready to question everything you thought you knew, and find some joy in the ultimate meaninglessness of it all.
Breaking News: Piraeus is Actually Haifa, Say Experts
2023-06-04
In a shocking discovery, experts have revealed that the Greek city of Piraeus is, in fact, the Israeli city of Haifa. This revelation has left citizens confused and bewildered, with many wondering how this could have gone unnoticed for so long. Our investigative team delves deeper into this bizarre mystery.
Philosophers Claim They've Invented Anarcho-Totalitarianism, Prove It Doesn't Make Sense
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a group of renowned thinkers have claimed to have created a political ideology that's both anarchic and totalitarian at the same time. But can they back it up with logic? Our investigative reporter delves deep to find out.
Rabbi Joe Kapara's Song Goes Viral Again as It Is Revealed He Owns at Least 5 Countries
2023-06-04
The notorious Rabbi Joe Kapara has once again become the talk of the town as his song resurfaces on the charts. But that's not all - sources have discovered that the Rabbi is actually a secret oligarch, owning at least 5 countries...or is he? Join us on a journey of ridiculousness and find out the truth behind this mysterious figure.
PidPieLuke Arrested for Stealing Thousands of Pies from Local Bakery
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, PidPieLuke was arrested for stealing thousands of pies from a local bakery. Witnesses say the suspect had a glazed look in their eyes as they frantically stuffed their pockets with as many pies as they could carry. The bakery owner is relieved to have finally caught the pie thief, but fears they may have to close their doors due to the loss of inventory. Stay tuned for updates on the trial and the fate of PidPieLuke's insatiable pie cravings.
Scouts across America mourn the loss of their TF2 representative
2023-06-04
TF2's beloved Scout character has tragically died, leaving Scouts everywhere in shock and heartbroken. We explore the impact of this loss and how the Scout community plans on moving forward without their fearless leader.
Snoozefest: Snails take over the world as everyone sleeps
2023-06-04
As everyone inexplicably dozes off, a new ruling class emerges. Snails have taken the opportunity to seize control and declare themselves the new overlords. Will humanity ever wake up to the slimy new reality? Find out in this satirical take on a sleepy world.
Discovering the Forgotten: The Top 10 Least Known Historical Figures
2023-06-04
History is full of famous names and heroic deeds, but what about those who have been overlooked and forgotten by the annals of time? In this article, we delve into the lives of the top 10 least known historical figures and uncover their often bizarre and hilarious stories. From a potato-loving philosopher to a self-taught inventor of roller skates, get ready to meet some truly unique characters from history.
Goliath's Descendants Admit to Being Boring, Apologize to the World
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, the descendants of the infamous biblical giant Goliath have come forward to apologize for their lack of notability. According to a spokesperson for the family, 'We know we're boring. We're really sorry about that.' The admission has raised questions about the expectations placed on the descendants of famous figures, and whether they should be held accountable for their ancestors' actions.
Philosophers and Futurists Predict the Top 10 Bizarre Avant-Garde Ideologies of 2100
2023-06-04
Get ready for a glimpse into the wildest predictions for the future! Our team at The Wibble has sifted through the brilliant minds of philosophers and futurists to bring you the top 10 most bizarre and mind-bending ideologies you can expect in the year 2100. From post-humanism to technoshamanism, this list will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality. Don't miss out on this sneak peek into the future of humanity!
Mario's Secret Victory: Revealed!
2023-06-04
New evidence suggests that the beloved video game character, Mario, actually won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1958 with his hit song 'Volare'. Find out how this shocking discovery changes the history of one of the biggest international musical competitions in the world.
Bill Wurtz Claims Responsibility for Inventing Music
2023-06-04
According to sources close to the internet musician, Bill Wurtz has revealed that he is the true inventor of music. Learn more about Wurtz's wild claims and how the music world is reacting to this shocking news in our latest satirical article on The Wibble.
Rammstein releases new hit song about writer's block
2023-06-04
The German band Rammstein has just released a new song, addressing a problem that many artists can relate to: writer's block. In a catchy and humorous tune, the band shares their struggles with coming up with new ideas and lyrics, while still managing to rock the house. Fans are already raving about it, calling it the most relatable Rammstein song yet.
Mambo No 5 Banned in Middle East, Prompts Surge in Cha Cha Slide Popularity
2023-06-04
Following the controversial banning of the infamous Mambo No 5 song in the Middle East due to its suggestive lyrics, citizens are turning to a new, less scandalous dance craze - the Cha Cha Slide. Local dance studios are reporting a surge in demand for lessons, as people try to stay on the right side of conservative authorities. Will the Cha Cha Slide become the new Macarena? Or will it just leave everyone feeling a little dizzy?
Fusion Reactor Finally Goes Online, But Only to Heat Up Cup of Noodles
2023-06-04
After years of anticipation, the first fusion reactor has finally gone online - but don't get too excited. The scientists decided to use its power to heat up a single cup of noodles. Maybe in a few more decades, we'll be able to power our toasters.
Cat Claims to Have Learned to Talk, Demands Only Premium Cat Food from Now On
2023-06-04
A local cat has shocked its owners by announcing that it has learned to speak. In a brief interview with The Wibble, the cat demanded that it be treated like royalty and fed only the highest quality cat food from now on. The feline also hinted at its plans to start a YouTube channel and become the next internet sensation. Stay tuned for updates on this talking cat phenomenon.
Croat Shocked to Discover Existence of Jews Who Aren't Ashkenazi
2023-06-04
In a surprising turn of events, a Croatian man recently expressed his shock at the discovery of Mizrahi Jews, after hearing a Mizrahi Jew sing a popular song. The man reportedly had no idea that Jews existed outside of the Ashkenazi community and was left reeling from this revelation.
Alien Spaceship Detected in Orbit: Turns Out to Be Just Elon Musk's Tesla
2023-06-04
Recent reports of an alien spaceship detected in orbit have turned out to be nothing but a false alarm. It was actually just Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster floating aimlessly in space. NASA officials say they were momentarily confused due to the car's unusual design and otherworldly features, such as the license plate reading 'MADE ON EARTH BY HUMANS'. The Wibble investigates the hilarious mix-up and wonders what other strange objects may be lurking in space.
Jesus Christ Rocks Out at Slipknot Concert
2023-06-04
Eyewitnesses report that the King of Kings was spotted headbanging and throwing up the horns at a recent Slipknot concert. Could this be a sign of the second coming, or just proof that even the Son of God needs to let loose every once in a while? Find out in our exclusive article.