Jesus Christ Condemns Slipknot's 'Satanic' Show During Surprise Appearance
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events at a Slipknot concert, Jesus Christ himself appeared on stage to voice his disapproval of the band's 'satanic' theatrics. Fans were left stunned as the Son of God proceeded to deliver a passionate sermon on the dangers of the occult, while the masked metalheads looked on in bewilderment. The incident is sure to stir controversy among both Christian and Slipknot communities alike.
SpongeBob Revealed as Hip-Hop Legend, Rakim!
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that beloved cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants is actually the famous rapper Rakim in disguise. Fans are reeling from the news, as Rakim's impressive career and SpongeBob's high-pitched laugh couldn't be more different. Stay tuned for updates on this bizarre discovery.
10 Shocking Reasons to Believe in God Exposed
2023-06-04
From the belief that God will grant you wealth to the outrageous idea that God only favors certain races, we expose the most controversial reasons to believe in God. Brace yourselves for a hilarious and enlightening read, with a healthy dose of satire and sarcasm.
Introducing the Latest Messiah: Sasson “Sassi” SassiShvili
2023-06-04
Move over Jesus, there's a new savior in town and his name is Sasson “Sassi” SassiShvili. Witness the shocking new way to ascend to divinity that will leave you questioning all you know about salvation. Our investigative team has the exclusive scoop on this rising religious icon. Don't miss out on this divine revelation.
Jesus Returns, Takes One Look at Humanity, and Bounces
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, Jesus Christ returned to earth after 2000 years only to be severely disappointed by the state of humanity. He sticks around just long enough to give us a piece of his mind before disappearing again. Find out what he had to say in this hilarious article on The Wibble.
Breaking News: Cleveland Rocks, According to New Survey
2023-06-04
After years of speculation, a recent survey has finally confirmed what we all suspected - Cleveland does in fact rock. Experts are now scrambling to determine what makes this city so rock-worthy and what other surprises might be hiding in this unassuming midwestern town.
Pigeons Launch Global Protest Against Statues
2023-06-04
Concerned about the unbalanced power dynamic, pigeons across the globe have organized a movement against statues. Tired of being the only ones getting crapped on, these feathered revolutionaries are taking a stand and demanding equality in the realm of public defecation. Will the world air their grievances, or leave them to fly solo? Find out in our exclusive coverage on The Wibble.
Koalas caught high on coca leaves, productivity skyrockets
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, koalas have abandoned their beloved eucalyptus in favor of coca leaves. The once lazy creatures are now energized and getting more done than ever before. Authorities are unsure how to handle the situation, but locals are enjoying the newfound productivity.
Top 10 Kazakhstani-Croatians Who Will Make You Question Everything
2023-06-04
We've scoured the globe to bring you our definitive list of the top 10 Kazakhstani-Croatians you never knew existed. From renowned chefs to world-famous athletes, these remarkable individuals will leave you scratching your head and wondering what other surprises the world has in store.
Christianity shaken as long lost Easter Egg discovered in the Bible
2023-06-04
In a stunning revelation nearly 2000 years after the birth of Christianity, a fun Easter Egg has been discovered in the Bible, leaving many believers questioning what other secrets may be hidden in the holy text.
Bethesda to Release Skyrim for Smart Fridges, Smart Watches and Smart Toasters (Yes, You Read That Right!)
2023-06-04
Bethesda has taken the gaming world by surprise yet again with their latest announcement to release Skyrim on smart fridges, smart watches, and even smart toasters! With gameplay that will keep your breakfast company and a 24/7 companion that will persistently ask for toast - this is one adventure you won't want to miss!
Historian claims dinosaurs were a hoax perpetuated by ancient governments
2023-06-04
In a shocking new book, historian Mark Johnson argues that dinosaurs never actually existed and were instead invented by ancient governments as a means of controlling the population. Johnson claims that the bones commonly attributed to dinosaurs are simply the remains of oversized birds and lizards, and that the entire scientific community has been misled for centuries. Critics have accused Johnson of peddling a conspiracy theory, but the author insists that his research is based on solid evidence.
Historians shocked to discover winners making up history
2023-06-04
In a stunning revelation, historians have finally come clean and admitted that much of what we know about history has been fabricated by the winning side. From famous battles to political figures, it turns out that the victors have been writing the narrative all along. Read on to find out just how much of what you learned in school was a complete lie.
Let's be real
2023-06-04
Local man discovers the power of honesty and being straight-forward and is shocked to find out it actually works. Read his inspiring story on The Wibble.
Uncovering the Dirty Truth: The Fascinating History of Rule 34
2023-06-04
From its origins in early internet forums to its current status as a meme-worthy cultural phenomenon, join us on a hilarious journey through the controversial history of Rule 34.
Pepe and Wojak engage in intense meme battle
2023-06-04
Internet sensation Pepe the Frog and his rival Wojak have taken their feud to the next level, engaging in a heated meme war on social media. The battle has escalated to such a degree that fans of both sides are calling for a ceasefire before it becomes too much to handle. Will these two infamous memes ever bury the hatchet, or will the war continue to rage on?
New Study Reveals The Fascinating World of Chud Psychology
2023-06-04
Are you tired of not being able to understand the Chud mindset? Well, fear not! A groundbreaking new study has shed light on the intricate workings of the Chud psyche. From their obsession with monster trucks to their love of cheap beer, this article will give you the inside scoop on what makes Chuds tick.
Breaking News: The Real Reason Behind World War I Revealed!
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, top historians have uncovered the unexpected cause of World War I. Forget alliances, imperialism, and secret treaties - the real culprit was none other than a love triangle between three European monarchs. Find out how this scandalous affair sparked the war that changed the world forever.
New study finds that praying actually makes God angry
2023-06-04
In a shocking argument for atheism, a new scientific study has found that praying to God may actually be counterproductive - as it angers him. Researchers are now urging people to stop praying altogether in order to avoid divine wrath.
Khajiit Trader Buys Skyrim from Empire, Nords Concerned
2023-06-04
In a shocking turn of events, a Khajiit trader has purchased the entire province of Skyrim from the Empire. As the news spreads across Tamriel, Nords are concerned about the future of their beloved homeland. Will the Khajiit take over Skyrim and turn it into a trading hub? Or will they embrace the Nord way of life? Only time will tell.