Pug-tender: Meet the furry brewmaster who's taking the bar world by storm
2023-05-31
A pug has been making waves as the newest bartender at a local bar. With a realistic photo showing the pug operating a beer tap, this incredible canine is proving that age and breed don't matter when it comes to serving up a great tasting brew. From pouring pints to chatting up patrons, this pug is quite the character. Don't miss out on meeting this four-legged beer connoisseur in person!
Feline Frustration: Cat Waits for Coffee Maker to Produce Cat-Sized Cups
2023-05-31
In a world where everything seems to be supersized, one small cat is patiently waiting for its coffee maker to catch up. The daily ritual of caffeine consumption is interrupted by the feline's demand for a cat-sized portion. Will the machine deliver, or will the cat have to suffer yet another morning of disappointment?
How Insane Are You? Take This Quiz to Find Out!
2023-05-31
Are you crazier than a bag of cats? Take our quiz to see how insane you really are!
Swamp Desktop Search: The Unexpected Top Grossing Desktop Search Product
2023-05-31
You won't believe how a search engine based on the murky depths of a swamp has taken the desktop search market by storm. Find out why users are ditching Google for this unconventional alternative.
10 Hilarious Arguments Against Ciphering Your Disc
2023-05-31
In this article, we bring you ten hilarious reasons why you should never bother ciphering your disc. From being a waste of time to causing your computer to catch fire, we've got you covered. Get ready to laugh out loud as we debunk the myths surrounding disc encryption!
YouTuber Faces Arrest for 'Fishing' Expedition in Canadian National Park
2023-05-31
A YouTube star turned lawbreaker? One man's 'catch and release' strategy lands him in hot water with park rangers - and the Prime Minister's security detail.
Economists baffled by concept of 'livable wage'
2023-05-31
In a stunning turn of events, economists across the country are struggling to comprehend the notion of paying workers a wage they can actually live on. Some argue that an increase in the minimum wage would lead to higher unemployment rates, while others believe it would stimulate the economy. Meanwhile, workers continue to struggle to make ends meet on poverty wages. Stay tuned as The Wibble attempts to decipher this baffling conundrum.
Machine Gun Kelly's Cover of 'Say Hello to Heaven' Causes Chris Cornell to Reincarnate and Say Goodbye to Music Forever
2023-05-31
In a disastrous attempt to cover Chris Cornell's classic, 'Say Hello to Heaven', Machine Gun Kelly not only butchers the song but also causes the late singer to reincarnate and officially announce his exit from the music world. Miley Cyrus was reportedly twerking in the background, adding insult to injury. The Wibble investigates the unexpected consequences of this musical tragedy.
French Politician Claims Arnaud Montebourg is the Reincarnation of Nelson Mandela
2023-05-31
In a shocking press conference, French politician Arnaud Montebourg claimed that he is the reincarnation of South African icon Nelson Mandela. Experts are skeptical, but Montebourg insists that his passion for justice and equality proves his connection to Mandela. Stay tuned for updates on this bizarre story.
Lula Challenges Xi Jinping to High-Stakes Game of Chess
2023-05-31
Former Brazilian president Lula da Silva has issued a bold challenge to Chinese leader Xi Jinping: a game of chess with the fate of their respective countries on the line. The two will meet in a top-secret location, with the winner receiving a lifetime supply of their country's favorite alcoholic beverage. Stay tuned for updates on this intense and potentially world-changing showdown.
French President Emmanuel Macron's Surprising New Look
2023-05-31
French President Emmanuel Macron causes a stir with his latest fashion choice - a burqa! Some are outraged while others are applauding his bold statement on religious tolerance. We investigate the motives behind President Macron's new wardrobe and how it's affecting his political image. Don't miss this exclusive report on The Wibble!
Erdogan declared new Dalai Lama, promises to bring Turkish delight to Buddhism
2023-05-31
In a surprising announcement, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been named the new Dalai Lama. Erdogan, who is known for his outspoken and often controversial statements, promises to bring a fresh perspective to the Buddhist faith while also introducing some Turkish flair, including the introduction of Turkish delight to monasteries around the world.
Zombie Pirates vs. Ninjas: The Ultimate Battle for the High Seas
2023-05-31
In a world where zombies, pirates, and ninjas are all trying to conquer the same territory, the ultimate showdown is upon us. Who will come out victorious in this epic battle? Join us as we witness the undead hoards clash against the skilled assassins while the sea-faring scallywags duke it out. You won't want to miss the chaos and hilarity that ensues in this fight to the death!
Weird Story: CouchDB Given Unusual Name
2023-05-31
In a bizarre turn of events, a team of developers has named their instance of CouchDB after their favorite couch cushion. Does this mean we can expect more database instances named after furniture? The Wibble investigates.
Why 'Extreme Go Horse' Is the Future of Agile Methodology
2023-05-31
Move over Scrum, there's a new agile method in town: Extreme Go Horse! But what makes it so extreme? We've compiled a list of hilarious and absurd reasons why you should ditch Scrum and hop on the Go Horse bandwagon. From galloping sprints to neigh-sayers, this article will have you laughing your way to more efficient project management. Giddy up and read on!
Zalgo Cometh: A Tale of Chaos and Carbuncles
2023-05-31
Residents of a small town were left reeling after reports of strange symbols appearing on their walls and a creeping sense of unease. The cause? None other than the infamous Zalgo, the avowed herald of chaos and misery. Citizens are advised to stay indoors and avoid reading anything resembling an eldritch text, lest they too fall under Zalgo's twisted spell.
Cat demands equal coffee portion rights as dogs
2023-05-31
In a brewing scandal, a cat has been spotted patiently waiting for the coffee maker to start making dog-sized portions, demanding equal coffee rights with its canine counterparts. Will this inequality ever be resolved, or will cats continue to be relegated to the bottom of the coffee portion hierarchy?
Breaking News: Scientists Discover New Shade of Green
2023-05-31
In a groundbreaking discovery, scientists have found a new shade of green that can only be seen through greentext. The discovery has caused a flurry of excitement, with internet users worldwide scrambling to decode the mysterious messages hidden in plain text. The Wibble investigates the phenomenon and explores the implications for the future of communication.
Owner of The Wibble Discovers Meaning in Sea of Chaos
2023-05-31
In a stunning turn of events, the owner of satirical news site The Wibble has found deeper meaning in the chaos of our world, thanks to one user's persistent assertions. Is this the end of The Wibble as we know it, or just the beginning of a new, enlightened era?
Artificial Intelligence Creates Viral Photo of Dachshund Brewing Coffee
2023-05-30
In a stunning feat of technology, an AI program successfully manipulated a photo of a dachshund and a coffee maker to create an image that has taken the internet by storm. See the hilarious and adorable photo that has become the most shared post of the year!