Coronavirus Lab in Wuhan, China Blamed for Farting Outbreak
2023-05-30
Scientists are investigating whether the deadly outbreak of coronavirus in Wuhan, China was caused by someone simply letting one rip. The lab at the center of the investigation is denying all allegations, but authorities are not so sure. Stay tuned for updates on this odorous investigation.
Gandalf reveals secret hobby of knitting in his spare time
2023-05-30
The famous wizard and Lord of the Rings character, Gandalf, shocked his fans when he revealed that he has a secret hobby of knitting in his spare time. The 1000-year-old wizard claims that knitting helps him stay calm during intense battles with orcs and goblins. Stay tuned for more updates on this unexpected side of Gandalf!
Local Zoo Accused of Painting Horses to Look Like Zebras
2023-05-30
An investigation has uncovered a shocking truth about our local zoo's alleged 'zebras'. Are they really just creatively painted horses? Experts weigh in on this stripes vs. spots controversy.
Major API Outage Reported After Employee Farts in Server Room
2023-05-30
In a bizarre turn of events, a major API outage was reported after an employee let one rip in the server room. The foul-smelling gas managed to disrupt the servers, causing a worldwide outage. Experts are now warning companies to institute better ventilation systems to prevent similar tech disasters.
In a Game-Changing Move, Minecraft Finally Adds Ability to Craft
2023-05-30
After years of waiting and countless petitions, Minecraft players can finally craft items within the game. Is this the end of scavenging and pillaging? Our expert gamers weigh in.
Time Traveler Claims to Have Landed in 2023, Finds Nothing Changed from 2021
2023-05-30
A self-proclaimed time traveler from 2050 has landed in 2023 only to find that the world has not changed much since 2021. He reports his findings in an exclusive interview with The Wibble.
Local Cat Suspected of Infecting Town with Toxoplasmosis
2023-05-30
Residents of a small town are pointing fingers at a mischievous feline as the source of a recent outbreak of toxoplasmosis. Is this crafty kitty really to blame or is it just a case of feline discrimination? Our investigative team gets to the bottom of this purrplexing issue.
Better Call Saul: Local Lawyer Accused of Running Pyramid Scheme
2023-05-30
In a shocking turn of events, Jimmy McGill, aka Saul Goodman, finds himself at the center of a scandal involving a pyramid scheme that has left dozens of clients bankrupt. Will he manage to talk his way out of trouble once again, or will justice finally catch up with him? Find out in our latest satirical article on 'The Wibble'.
Breaking Bad: Man Discovers His Passion for Breaking Things After Watching Hit TV Show
2023-05-30
After binge-watching all seasons of Breaking Bad, John Smith discovered that he had a hidden passion for breaking stuff. Now he's taking his newfound talent to the streets of his hometown, to the delight of local onlookers.
New Reality Show 'Create TV' Features Average Joes Competing to Come Up With the Next Netflix Hit
2023-05-30
In this hilarious new reality show, everyday people are tasked with creating the next big hit for Netflix. Watch as contestants struggle to pitch their ideas to a panel of judges, including a former Hollywood executive and a snarky critic. Only one will win the grand prize of having their show made into a real Netflix series. Who will come out on top in this cutthroat competition? Tune in to 'Create TV' and find out!
Man Claims He Has Created Perfect Cup of Tea, But Jury Still Out
2023-05-30
A man has boldly claimed that he has finally cracked the code for brewing the perfect cup of tea. However, skeptics are questioning his methods and insisting on more tests before confirming his results. Stay tuned for updates on this crucial matter.
Local IT Guy Saved by Magic Pumpkin Spice Latte
2023-05-30
After struggling for hours with a DNS problem, a frantic IT guy finally turns to a magical pumpkin spice latte for inspiration. Little did he know, his cat had already consumed the coffee, leading to a hilarious chain of events involving League of Legends, Reddit, and a screwdriver. Read on for the full story of how one pumpkin spice latte saved the day (and the server).
Breaking News: Starcraft Player Discovers Secret to Winning - More Pylons!
2023-05-30
In a groundbreaking discovery, a Starcraft player has uncovered the key to victory: more pylons! Experts are astounded by this revelation, and players everywhere are scrambling to put it into practice. The Wibble investigates the science behind this strategy and examines its potential implications for the future of the game.
Our Printing Press Broke, So We Can Only Print This Article Online Today
2023-05-30
In a shocking turn of events, The Wibble's printing press has broken down, leaving us with no physical copies of our publication to distribute. But fear not, loyal readers, for we have embraced the digital age and will still bring you the satire you know and love through our online platform. Will the print era soon be over? We'll keep you updated, as long as our website doesn't crash too.
Exclusive: FAA Requires Satanic Ritual for Pilots
2023-05-30
Our investigative reporter uncovers the shocking truth behind the FAA's requirement for pilots to perform a satanic ritual during their PPL check ride. Hear from pilots who have gone through the process and how it has affected their flying careers. Is this a case of government overreach or a necessary safety measure? Read on to find out.
Mark Zuckerberg Confesses to Being a Reptilian at Meta Conference
2023-05-30
In a shocking revelation at the Meta conference, Mark Zuckerberg admits to being a giant lizard. Is this the explanation for Facebook's shady practices, or just a clever attempt to deflect criticism? Find out in our hilarious satirical article!
Breaking News: Global Derp Epidemic Sweeping the Nation
2023-05-30
Experts are warning that the world is facing a catastrophic derp epidemic. From social media to TV news, derp has infiltrated every facet of our lives. But what is derp? And how can we stop it from spreading? Our investigative team delves deep into this pressing issue to uncover the truth behind the derp.
Local Man Goes Super Luper Hyper Lyper After Drinking Too Much Coffee
2023-05-30
A local man from The Wibble has been admitted to the hospital after consuming an excessive amount of coffee. Witnesses reported that he became super luper hyper lyper and started doing reckless things like juggling chainsaws and trying to fly off the roof. The doctors are still not sure how to treat his caffeine-induced mania, but suggest that he stay away from coffee for a while.
Former Brazilian President Lula Goes on Tour as a Stand-Up Comedian
2023-05-30
After years of political scandal and imprisonment, former Brazilian president Lula has reinvented himself as a comedian. He has been touring the country, cracking jokes about corruption and prison life. Some critics have praised his humor as a way to cope with the trauma of his time behind bars, while others have called it a cynical attempt to regain public favor. Regardless, audiences are flocking to his shows and laughing along with his irreverent humor.
Breaking News: Turtles Take Over the World!
2023-05-30
In a stunning turn of events, the world woke up today to find that turtles have taken over! From the streets of New York to the jungles of the Amazon, turtles are now in charge. Find out how these shelled creatures managed to overthrow humanity in this hilarious and absurd article.